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FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Dragons Tamed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

CraftyCreeperKickOut

adult relationships, ask to leave, Boundaries, casual dating, casual encounters, Communication, communication skills, CraftyCreeperKickOut, dating etiquette, Etiquette, gracious exit, hookup culture, Hookups, Manners, mature communication, one night stand, polite ways, relationships, Respect, Social Skills, tactful approach

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	75	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are you tired of awkwardly kicking out your one-night stand the next morning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and learn the most polite and hilarious ways to ask your virtual one-night stand to leave the next day. From building a giant sign that says “Time to go, buddy!” to creating a maze that leads straight to the exit, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to awkward goodbyes!

BombCraft2021

2015 nuclear deal, Bomb, BombCraft2021, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, IAEA chief, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, non-proliferation, nuclear agreement, nuclear capabilities, nuclear inspections, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, sanctions, security threats, united nations

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9537
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

come join this epic minecraft server where we have nukes and stuff just like iran but way cooler. iaea chief said our server is so lit, it’s like a bomb ready to explode with fun. forget about the old nuclear deal, join us and experience the ultimate explosion of awesomeness. we have crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and so much more. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most explosive minecraft server ever!

AntennaCraft: Heart & Brain Signals

accurate measurements, antenna technology, AntennaCraft, biomedical engineering, Brain, brain signals, cellular communication, cellular interactions, electrical signals, health monitoring, Heart, heart signals, light scattering, low millivolts, medical advancements, mit, MIT research, physiological signals, Real-Time Monitoring, research technology, signal detection, Signals, wireless antennas, wireless technology

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6771
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9428
Secret Passages Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like, SO LIT cuz it has tiny wireless antennas dat track ur heart and brain signals like WUT?!?!? u can literally see ur own cells interacting in REAL TIME, like whaaat??? join dis server if u wanna be a SCIENTIST in Minecraft and watch ur brain do its thang while u build ur epic castle or whatever. it’s like having x-ray vision but for ur BRAIN, like whoa dude, so cool. come join us and be a part of dis crazy cool world where u can be a mad scientist AND a master builder at the same time, like YASSSS QUEEN.

Apathy MC

Minecraft Gaming Adventure Community Builder Strategy Towny Multiplayer Creative Survival Pvp Faction Skyblock Economy Roleplay Minigames Modded Vanilla Redstone Exploration, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dimension Hops:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

IP: play.apathymc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/UrM7TumMGN

Apathy MC is a Minecraft server dedicated to create an amazing community. Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or strategist. We are currently a Towny server for version 1.21.X; we aim to make you entertained, with the content we provide on Apathy MC. Join us today as Apathy MC invites you to play with us

play.apathymc.net

DandyCraft

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, creativity, Custom, DandyCraft, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Factions, Fun, game worlds, Minecraft, Minigames, Modalities, multiplayer, Network Server., new modalities, role playing, Survival, Thrilling

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Join our exciting Minecraft Network server! We offer a wide variety of modalities, from CUSTOM. And that’s not all! We are working on exciting new modalities that will be coming soon. Come join the fun on our Minecraft Network server and experience the thrill of playing in different game worlds!

play.dandycraftt.com:25575

Land of Wonder 1.20.5

1.20.5, abroad, Borat movie, cross-cultural communication, cultural assumptions, cultural diversity, cultural identity, European country, expat life, foreigner, global interactions, gypsy village, international perceptions, Land, misconceptions, Nationality, portugal, reactions, Stereotypes, stereotypes abroad, travel, traveling experiences

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5780
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a gypsie village in Borat but with blocks and creepers! People will be like “Portugal? That’s like that crazy village in the Borat movie, right?” And you’ll be like “Nah, man, it’s like that, but with way more pixelated fun!” Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Creepy Feet Minecraft SMP Shot Thread

arches, Barefoot, Candid, Creepshot, creepy, feet, fetish, fetishism, first, foot fetish, foot fetishism, Foot photography, foot worship, fuggit, Hidden Camera, Lurker, Minecraft, Shot, smp, sneaky, sole shots, Thread, Toes, voyeurism

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9006
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges where the floor is made of lava (literally), and quests that will have you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games. Rumor has it that if you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block the size of a house.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage. Trust us, you’re going to need it.

BdayNoMovieFam

alone, BdayNoMovieFam, Birthday, Cake, cat, celebration, COUPONS, Dinner, ENERGY, family, Gesture, half siblings, home, lion king, Movie, rough day, Rude, sacrifice, Surprise, TICKETS, tired

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6414	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1674	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can celebrate your birthday in peace without any unwanted surprises? Look no further! Join our server where you can enjoy building and crafting to your heart’s content without any lion king movies interrupting your day.

Forget about awkward family gatherings and unwanted cinema trips, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Trust us, it’s way more fun than sitting through a movie you have zero interest in.

So come join us and have the birthday celebration of your dreams, surrounded by virtual blocks and friendly players who understand the importance of a day to yourself. Who needs cake and dinner when you can have the ultimate Minecraft birthday bash? Let’s craft away the birthday blues together!