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HatePeopleInLife – Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Attitudes, aversion, Behaviors, characteristics, Contempt, disdain, dislike, emotions, Frustration, HatePeopleInLife, hatred, INDIVIDUALS, Irritation, Loathing, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, people, personality traits, Pet Peeves, Qualities, Repulsion, smp

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of dealing with creepers in real life? Sick of villagers stealing your crops and not even saying sorry? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can finally unleash your inner rage on those pesky mobs and players who dare to challenge you.

We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the rarest loot you could ever dream of. But be warned, the only way to access it is by defeating the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding a pig. Think you have what it takes?

Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the night? Some say it’s cursed, others say it’s just really good at laying eggs. Either way, it’s definitely something you won’t find on any other Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin! Just be prepared to face off against the most fearsome enemy of all… lag.

LifeCraftLessons

Experience, lesson learned, life advice, life challenges, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, Life knowledge, life learning, life lessons, life perspective, life reflections, life teachings, life wisdom, LifeCraftLessons, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	32
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Towns Built:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Join our Minecraft server and learn the valuable lesson that no one else could teach you – how to survive a zombie apocalypse using only a block of dirt and a stick! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and epic quests that will push your Minecraft skills to the limit. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in the world!

CraftyWorld Minecraft Server

Adventure, Brazil, comparison, CraftyWorld, culture, decision, Decision making, Dream destination, expat life, Exploration, immigration, International living, Latin America, Lifestyle, mexico, Minecraft, Move, new country, pros and cons, Relocation, Server, south america, travel

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Items Found:	3603	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a new adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Look no further than our server!

Join us and embark on a wild journey through a virtual world where you can choose between living in a Mexican taco village or a Brazilian carnival city. Why settle for just one country when you can have the best of both worlds in Minecraft?

In our server, you’ll encounter crazy quests like hunting down the elusive Taco Llama or participating in the Samba Dance-Off competition to win epic prizes. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret beach party with friendly dolphins!

So why choose between Mexico or Brazil when you can have it all in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server? Join us now and get ready for a hilarious and unforgettable experience!

Minecraft SMP: AmerilardsExposed

American players, amerilards, AmerilardsExposed, benchwarmers, criticism, DISAPPOINTING, EMBARRASSING, Ginger, lackluster performance, matchweek 1, McKenshit, Minecraft, MLS, Overrated, prediction, Pulishit, reyna, smp, Soccer, transfer rumors, underperforming, Winger

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	2339
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we expose Amerilards in matchweek 1! Just like Pulishit lost his position on the wing, you too can lose your way in this crazy world of blocks and pixels. But fear not, for we have insane stories and outrageous reasons for you to join us!

Reyna and McKenshit didn’t even play because they suck, just like some players on our server who think they’re the best but end up embarrassing themselves. That ginger fuck didn’t do shit, just like some players who try to make a name for themselves but fail miserably.

Join us on this wild ride where anything can happen, from unexpected twists to hilarious fails. Who knows, you might even end up being sold to mLs like Pulishit! So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

CraftyPlague: Infectiously Fun Server

Alzheimer’s disease, anxiety, Autoimmune Disease, Cancer, Chronic illness, Chronic pain, CraftyPlague, cystic fibrosis, debilitating illness, depression, diabetes, Fun, healthcare costs, Heart Disease, incurable illness, Infectiously, mental illness, Multiple Sclerosis, Parkinson’s Disease, physical illness, quality of life, Server, terminal illness, worst illness

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Void Gems Collected:	23	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for the worst illness of all – boring gameplay! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds in a volcano, and riding pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – unless you catch a case of the “boring server blues”!

Papa’s Block Party Minecraft Server

anticipation, BLOCK, chapter 21, Community, Fans, Frustration, japanese, long tail, Manga, manga updates, Minecraft, missing chapter, Okaeri, ongoing series, papa, papas, Party, Release, scanlation, scanlator, Server, still no translation, translation, update, Waiting

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Are you tired of waiting for chapter 21 translations? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret hidden chest that contains exclusive translations of chapter 21! Join now to uncover the mystery and become the ultimate bookworm of the server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Can you capture a selfie with this elusive creature? Join us to find out!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rare mob spawner that spawns dancing llamas who drop enchanted disco balls. Get ready to boogie down with these funky farm animals!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the chapter 21 translations alone!

Minecraft SMP: Broke and Bored

bored, BROKE, budgeting, finances, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, financial literacy, financial mindset, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial stress, financial wellness, financially bored, investing, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, personal finance, SAVING, smp, wealth management

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9555
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of being financially bored? Do you want to escape the mundane world of budgeting and bills? Then join our Minecraft SMP where diamonds rain from the sky and emeralds grow on trees! Our economy is so booming that even the creepers are rolling in emerald armor. Join us and watch your virtual bank account skyrocket to infinity and beyond! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual billionaire in our world? Say goodbye to financial boredom and hello to endless riches in our Minecraft SMP!

StepDadSassCraft

aita, apoplectic., Author, Birthday, Chinese book, family, gift, horror novel, maddening, relationship, retort, snarky, Stepbrother, StepDadSassCraft, Stepfather, stephen king, taiwan, Translated, Upset, vassal state, Visit

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Void Armor Forged:	29
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my stepfather’s conspiracy theories? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is surviving the creepers.

Just like how my stepfather hates China, our server hates boring gameplay. Get ready to explore a world filled with Taiwanese-inspired landscapes and build your own empire, just like how Taiwan stands strong against China’s influence.

Don’t worry about being snarky here, we encourage it! Roast your fellow players in the chat, just like how I roasted my stepfather about Taiwan not being China. Let the banter flow like lava in the Nether!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the drama is non-existent, the adventures are endless, and the only thing vassal about us is our commitment to having a good time. See you in the game, and remember, Taiwan is not China!

CraftyMichelle’s Job Site

activism, African American community, Barack Obama, Black jobs, commentary, CraftyMichelles, criticism, current events, employment, empowerment, former first lady, Job, leadership, Michelle Obama, Politics, presidential administration, public figure, racial inequality, Site, Social Issues, social justice, trump, united states

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where michelle obama herself is throwing shade at trump while you mine for diamonds! imagine building a house next to michelle obama’s mansion and listening to her epic roasts all day long. plus, the mobs are all dressed in designer clothes and drop gucci loot. join now for the most lit minecraft experience of your life!

Kramer’s Cameracraft Server

90s, apartment, Cameracraft, cameras, classic, comedy, Elaine Benes, Filming, Friends, garage set, George Costanza, hilarious, iconic, jerry seinfeld, kramer, Kramers, Merv Griffin Show, seinfeld, Server, Sitcom, television, television history., Visit

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Enchantments Applied:	251
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and BAM! you’re transported to a world where kramer from seinfeld is the mayor and he’s running around with a chicken on his head, screaming about merv griffin and pretending there are cameras filming his every move.

but wait, there’s more!

you start building your house and suddenly george costanza shows up, claiming he’s a professional interior decorator and starts rearranging all your furniture. jerry seinfeld is there too, cracking jokes about creepers and zombies while elaine dances around in a diamond armor suit, slaying mobs left and right.

oh, and did i mention that the entire server is shaped like a giant slice of pizza? yeah, that’s right. you can explore pepperoni forests, cheese caves, and sausage rivers.

so, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure with the cast of seinfeld in a pizza-themed minecraft world, then come join us on this server! trust me, you won’t regret it.