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Dyson Sphere: Where even creepers are impressed with our modded world

1.20.1, airships, Biomes, building materials, Clockwork, Create, CREEPERS, decor, Discord, Draconic Evolution, Dyson, eureka, GregTech, impressed, Magic, Mekanism, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, multiplayer, Quests, Server, SPHERE, tech enthusiasts, Valkyrien Skies, world

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	308
Players Killed by Monsters:	7597	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

Minecraft Server Overview

New Update	The Dyson Sphere, a modpack created by SphereMC. Dedicated multiplayer server included.
Mods
Version	Minecraft 1.20.1
RAM Recommendation	6GB minimum

FAQ

Question	Answer
What sets this modpack apart?	This modpack is inspired by ‘All the Mods 9’ but optimized for gameplay and performance with handpicked mods.
How can I get started?	Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/spheremc
What is the server uptime guarantee?	99% uptime with regular server restarts
What is the difficulty level?	Mild

CraftyWarriors Minecraft Server

Alerts, Alliance4Funbros, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying and Selling items, ClansWarbros, CraftyWarriors, Damage Calculator, Dog Days, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, Handholding edition, Minecraft, modding, notable links, Relics tool, Returning Players Guide, Riven Prices, Server, Sevagoth Prime, Stream Times, the lotus eaters, Tierlists, Warframe General, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9461
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ores Mined:	5990
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259

Welcome to our handholding edition Minecraft server, where we take friendship to a whole new level! Join us for the ultimate experience of holding hands with your fellow players as you explore the blocky world together.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is rumored to have a secret underground hand-holding society where players gather to share their love for hand-holding. Legend has it that those who hold hands the longest gain special powers in the game – like the ability to summon a giant hand to crush their enemies!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Hand-Holding Olympics, where players compete in hand-holding challenges to win epic prizes like diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Can you hold hands with your teammates while dodging obstacles and defeating mobs? Only the strongest hand-holders will emerge victorious!

So come join us on our handholding adventure, where friendship and fun go hand in hand (literally)! Who knows what kind of hand-holding shenanigans you’ll get up to in our wacky world of Minecraft!

SMPFootballSavior – Minecraft SMP

academic integrity, amateurism, athlete endorsements, bowl games, coaching salaries, college football, conference realignment, fan engagement, Minecraft, ncaa, player compensation, player safety, playoff system, recruiting violations, revenue sharing, save college football, smp, SMPFootballSavior, social media impact, student athletes, television contracts, ticket sales, title ix

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8391
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Are you tired of boring old college football games with the same old teams and plays? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most epic football matches you’ve ever seen, all played out in blocky, pixelated glory.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground league where players ride pigs instead of running, and the goalposts are made of enchanted diamond blocks. Rumor has it that if you win the championship, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon herself.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and be a part of the craziest football league in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of teamwork…or just have a lot of laughs along the way!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

balancing work and family, children’s entitlement, coffee break, DoorDash, entitled kids, family dynamics, family meals, HangryCraft, kids’ expectations, kids’ treats, lunchtime, lunchtime delivery, Minecraft, mom guilt, mom life, morning routine, parenting, school treats, self-care, Server, treating yourself, working mom

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	37	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Are you tired of being called an asshole by your own kids for getting yourself a coffee or a bagel? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the judgment of your entitled children!

On our server, you can enjoy all the coffee and bagels you want without anyone calling you names. Build a virtual coffee shop and treat yourself to all the goodies you desire, without any guilt trips from your offspring.

Join now and let your kids fend for themselves while you enjoy some well-deserved me-time in the virtual world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a coffee-fueled adventure in Minecraft? Don’t let your kids dictate your snack choices, join our server today and reclaim your right to enjoy a treat in peace!

SnowflakeSquad

acceptance, African American, bullying, candlestick, Chinese-Mexican, Cultural, Diversity, ECUADORIAN, Edward Cullen, Friends, humor, ignorance, JOKE, Korean, playful, Race, skin color, SnowflakeSquad, Understanding, Vietnamese, White

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Welcome to the most diverse Minecraft server out there! We’ve got players from all over the world, just like the friend group in this wild story. We’ve got Koreans, Vietnamese, Ecuadorians, African-Americans, Chinese-Mexicans, and of course, white people too!

Join our server and experience the ultimate multicultural Minecraft adventure. Build friendships with players from different backgrounds and learn about their unique cultures. And don’t worry, we won’t make fun of you for being white like in the story above – we’re all about spreading love and laughter here!

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft server where diversity is celebrated and where you can be yourself without any judgment. Who knows, you might even find your own group of friends who will joke around with you in the most hilarious ways possible. See you in the game!

GoneEnjoyment Minecraft SMP

10. Emotional well-being, 11. Inner strength, 12. Resilience, 13. Self-reflection, 14. Personal growth, 15. Moving forward, 16. Seeking happiness, 17. Life challenges, 18. Mental resilience, 19. Healing process, 2. Depression, 20. Self-discovery., 3. Mental health, 4. Coping strategies, 5. Self-care, 6. Finding joy, 7. Overcoming obstacles, 8. Positive mindset, 9. Daily routine, GoneEnjoyment, Minecraft, motivation, smp

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7758
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring routine? Do you crave excitement and adventure in your life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time and never shy away from a challenge.

Imagine waking up in the morning to find your base covered in pink sheep, or logging on to discover that someone has turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze. With us, every day is a new adventure and you never know what to expect next.

So if you’re looking to inject some fun and excitement into your Minecraft experience, come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town. Who needs a boring old alarm clock when you have us to wake you up with a bang?

MineCraftyMess

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Enchantments Applied:	190

Join our Minecraft server and find out just how simple it is to build a house… until a group of mischievous creepers decide to throw a housewarming party inside your newly constructed abode! But don’t worry, our server is equipped with a special Creeper Repellent plugin to keep those explosive party crashers at bay.

If you’re looking for a challenge, try navigating our treacherous parkour course filled with obstacles like flying pigs, disappearing blocks, and a surprise appearance by Herobrine himself! Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting.

And for those who prefer a more relaxed experience, why not take a leisurely stroll through our enchanted forest filled with talking animals, magical mushrooms, and a hidden portal to a secret dimension where diamonds grow on trees (literally)! Just watch out for the mischievous fairies who like to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

CubanCraft: No Power Hour!

#sustainability, blackouts, caribbean, crisis management., Cuba, CubanCraft, developing country, economic crisis, electricity, electricity grid, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy policy, energy shortage, Government, hour, Infrastructure, Latin America, long-term solutions, power, power generation, power outages, renewable energy

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6002
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Animals Bred:	60
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, in this server, we have this magical land called Cuba where there are 14-hour-long daily blackouts. But don’t worry, it’s not because of some boring economic crisis, it’s because the creepers got loose and started blowing up all the redstone power sources!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the mobs and trade with villagers for some epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! So come join us and experience the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

HaircutLawnMasters

Barber, barbering, beautification, Expertise, greenery, Grooming, hair cutting, HaircutLawnMasters, LANDSCAPING, lawn care, lawn mowing, maintenance, multitasking, outdoor work, PROFESSIONAL, Services, Skills, Styling, talent, Trade, trimming

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2315
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Lol come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is always greener cuz we got hairdressers doubling as lawn mowers! Imagine getting a fresh new cut while your grass is getting trimmed to perfection by the same person! It’s like a two-for-one deal, except it’s in Minecraft so it’s even more mind-blowing! Plus, rumor has it that our hairdressers-turned-lawn-mowers have magical powers that make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. So what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the ultimate multitasking skills in action!

Duce’s SMP: Where the only thing spiced up is Duce’s cooking skills.

Adventure, apply, Community, Cooking, Discord, Duces, Experience, Exploration, Friends, Mindcrack, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, og, Open, Players, Server, Skills, smp, Spiced, Survival, Vanilla, VIBE, world

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5591
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2722	New Chunks Explored:	515580
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Hello everyone. I’ve been doing Vanilla SMP with my friends for years now. As time has gone on we’ve lost players, looking to open up to a couple new players.
If you’re familiar with OG Mindcrack that is definitely the vibe we’re going for.
Discord to apply: https://discord.gg/MZ6BuHvu8h

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement for the server?	18+
How long has the server been running?	Years
What type of gameplay does the server focus on?	Vanilla SMP
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server mentioned above