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MoneyBurnerMinecraftSMP

big lump sum, budgeting, extravagant lifestyle, extravagant purchases, fast spending, financial decisions, financial discipline, financial downfall, financial habits, financial literacy, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, impulse buying, money management, money management skills, money mindset, MoneyBurnerMinecraftSMP, reckless spending, saving habits, wealth depletion

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	6729
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in blocky form! Like, I heard this one time someone joined and they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. And then they traded those carrots for a pet dragon that could breathe fire and fly around the server causing chaos. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! I heard that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you find the DJ zombie and request your favorite song, he’ll drop a sick beat that will make all the creepers start breakdancing. It’s lit, fam!

And don’t even get me started on the shopping district. I heard that there’s a shop where you can buy a magic wand that lets you turn any block into a stack of diamonds. It’s like a cheat code in real life, but in Minecraft. Mind. Blown.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. What more could you ask for? Let’s goooooo! 🍪🎉🔥 #bestserverever #minecraftmadness

Blocktopia: Crafting a New Life

blocktopia, Crafting, empowerment, inner strength, inspiration, Life, life changing, mindset shift, motivation, new beginnings, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, Positive Change, pursuing passions, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-belief, self-care, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, transformation

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	8378	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Have you ever been so bored that you decided to join a Minecraft server just for fun, only to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of it all? Well, that’s exactly what happened to me when I stumbled upon this server.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere and start throwing diamonds at you. Yes, you heard me right, dancing llamas throwing diamonds. And that’s just the beginning of the craziness you’ll encounter on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers? Well, on this server, you can do just that. And let me tell you, there’s nothing quite like the feeling of victory as you soar through the sky on your trusty feathered steed, raining down chaos on your enemies.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will completely change your life in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

DepotDestroyerMC

Bombing, Conflict, DepotDestroyerMC, Destruction, eastern europe, energy resources, escalation, fuel supply, global news, Hits, international relations, Military Action, Oil depots, Overnight, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, security concerns, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	434
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	153	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Emeralds Found:	8371	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine hits 2 oil depots in russia overnight and the whole world is shooketh. u gotta see it to believe it, we got explosions, drama, and chaos galore. join now to witness the madness and build ur own empire in the midst of the chaos. who needs peace when u can have this level of excitement in ur minecraft world? join now and be part of the insanity!

Sanitized Dog Poop Paradise

Bacteria, decomposition, dog, dog faeces, dog poop, environmental impact, hand sanitizer, misting, odor control, outdoor cleanup, Paradise, pet care, pet health, pet hygiene, pet odors, pet owners, pet waste, Poop, sanitation, sanitation practices, sanitation products, sanitized, Waste Disposal, waste management

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

hey u, yes u. r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! come join our server where we regularly mist dog poop with hand sanitizer to make it last longer! why, u ask? because who doesn’t want to see poop that never decomposes?! it’s like a poop time capsule, but better! join now for the chance to witness the miracle of everlasting poop! trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this sh*t show!

Cosmic Explorer 1.20.1

1.20.1, artwork, controversial, Cosmic, critique, Dark, explicit, Explorer, Fandom, gantz, graphic, History, Horror, long tail tag, Manga, manga panel, opinion, Sci Fi, Shocking.., two page spread, Ugly, violent, WORST

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Farms Harvested:	108	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

OMG, have you ever seen a manga so ugly it made your eyes bleed? Well, guess what, our Minecraft server is just like that manga! Join us if you want your retinas to suffer in the most hilarious way possible!

We’ve got pixelated monstrosities that will make you question your sanity! Seriously, who needs beautiful graphics when you can have pure, unadulterated ugliness?

Join now and experience the most visually offensive Minecraft server in existence! Your eyes will thank you for the trauma!

Pixel Paradise: Good Vibes Only

caring community, Community, concentration, Environment, ethical behavior, friendly faces, Good, good people, harmonious atmosphere, Kindness, Moral values, Neighborhood, Paradise, PIXEL, positive energy, positive vibes, positivity, social circle, society, supportive network, trustworthy individuals, uplifting environment, VIBES, wholesome individuals

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	900
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

Where do you find the highest concentration of mostly good people? Definitely not in real life, but on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wacky adventure where the villagers throw wild parties, the creepers are actually just misunderstood and looking for friendship, and the cows have formed a secret society to overthrow the chickens as the ruling class. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining server out there. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots that grant you the power to fly. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

ForeverChemCraft

chemical contamination, contaminated water, drinking water, emerging contaminants, england, environmental contamination, environmental impact, forever chemicals, ForeverChemCraft, groundwater pollution, polluted water, public health, surface water pollution, toxic chemicals, water contamination, water management, water pollution, water quality, water supply, water testing, water treatment

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3804	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got water cleaner than england cuz we don’t mess with them forever chemicals, we only got that good good water straight from the fountain of youth. join us and never worry about getting poisoned by no toxic chemicals, just worry about creepers blowing up your crib instead. trust me, you wanna be on this server, it’s lit AF. #cleanwatergang #minecraftforlife

Lodestone Worldbuilding

7000×5000, bedrock, civmc, crossplay, Custom, Economy, Empire, Essentialsx, FANTASY, Kingdom, Lodestone, Minecraft, nation, Roleplay, stoneworks, Survival, Towny, Tribe, World Map, Worldbuilding

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

A new worldbuilding server based on CivMC and Stoneworks with a whole new take on the genre!

Form your own Empire, kingdom, tribe, or nation on our very own CUSTOM 7000×5000 world map, made by a fantasy map artist with a little over 4 years of experience!

We use towny as well as some other plugins such as essentialsx, and we plan on adding bedrock crossplay in the near future!

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Enchanted Realm 1.21

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4844
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds fall from the sky like confetti at a llama wedding!

You’ll be mining for days, finding rare treasures and battling evil mobs with your trusty pickaxe that shoots lasers!

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena!

Plus, the chat is filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing a game!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most cuckoo Minecraft adventure of your life!

HouseHogginHottie & Pup

adjustment period, Aesthetics, bedding, Boyfriend, cleanliness, Client, Communication, compromise, dog, Furniture, hardwood floors, House, HouseHogginHottie, income, interior design, Passion, pet, presentation, Priorities, pup, relationship, shedding

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crops Grown:	9652
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further than our server! Join now for a wild ride of love, betrayal, and Beagles!

Imagine this: you’re happily building your dream house in Minecraft, when suddenly your partner moves in with their dog. But this dog is no ordinary dog – it’s a Beagle with a penchant for destroying hardwood floors and shedding like there’s no tomorrow. Will you choose love or your pristine virtual home?

Join our server now for a chance to experience the ultimate test of relationships and interior design skills. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama? Plus, we have a special feature where you can train virtual Beagles to not jump on white furniture – it’s the ultimate challenge!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about love, communication, and the importance of vacuuming up dog hair daily. Join now and let the madness begin!