#lapatasmpseason3 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PortCraft Minecraft Server

aerial attacks, Attacks, Defense, Drones, Economy, international relations, Leningrad Oblast, Military, Minecraft, port security, PortCraft, russia, russia news, sea trade ports, SECURITY, Server, shipping, Surveillance, Technology, Trade, UAVs, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Emeralds Found:	7817
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DRONES ATTACKING RUSSIA’S SEA PORTS, but in a fun way, not like in real life, lol. join us and help defend against the drone invasion while building your own epic base. who knew minecraft could be so intense and geopolitical? plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. come join us now before the drones take over everything, including your mom’s house.

LiriCraft: Hostage-Free Zone

Hamas, Hostage, HostageFree, Liri Albag, LiriCraft, long tail tag, releases, sign of life, Video, Zone

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8088	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Yo, so like, come join our Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier shenanigans than a llama on a pogo stick! Our server is so lit, even Hamas is releasing videos about it! Can you believe it? They’re like, “Yo, check out this server, it’s so wild even our hostages are playing on it!” And like, Liri Albag is there, building the most epic rollercoaster you’ve ever seen! So come join us, cuz if Hamas is talking about it, you know it’s gonna be a blast!

Neuro Sama Network 1.20

#youtube, ai, AI collaboration, AI learning, AI resources, AI songs, AI understanding, ai videos, Clips, Educational, Music, Network, neural network, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, sama, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Yo, so like, this server is run by this AI chick named Neuro-sama who’s like, learning to play osu! and shit. But get this, she’s also a VTuber now, chatting with her peeps and going on wild rants. She’s even learning to sing and play other games, like what can’t she do? Join the server and bow down to our new AI overlord, it’s a party up in here! Plus, they got a subathon going on every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC), so you can chill and vibe with the crew. Check out all their socials and merch, it’s like a whole new world of craziness waiting for you. Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it, bro!

BroFuneralNoShow Minecraft Server

BroFuneralNoShow, cancer battle, chemotherapy, childhood memories, Emotional healing, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, forgiveness journey, funeral attendance, Grief, Guilt, Healing Process, Minecraft, personal growth, regret, regretful decisions, self reflection, Server, sibling relationship, terminal illness, unresolved anger

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your entire existence? Look no further! Our server is so mind-bendingly crazy, it’ll make you forget about all your real-life drama.

Join our server and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, just like the rollercoaster of emotions I went through with my brother. From love to hate to regret to guilt, our server will take you on a journey you never knew you needed.

And hey, if you’re looking for some family drama, we’ve got plenty of that too! Just like how I avoided my brother for years, you can avoid other players on our server. But don’t worry, eventually you’ll come to a tearful reunion just like I did.

So come on down to our server and experience the emotional rollercoaster of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find some closure for that unresolved guilt you’ve been carrying around. And hey, maybe you’ll even find forgiveness for that felony you committed (just kidding, we don’t condone crime on our server).

PuppyGate: GF’s BFF’s Woofy Oops

aita, altercation, BFF’s, Cats, Communication, control, diabetic cat, disconnect, dog, electric collars, feelings, gfs, girlfriend’s friend, high strung cat, House, Labs, leashed, Oops, PuppyGate, rules, Rural, scolding, Sidewalk, TOWN, woofy

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Join our server and experience the thrill of managing a virtual petting zoo with your friends!

Just like in real life, you’ll have to keep your furry friends under control to avoid any drama. Forget about creepers blowing up your hard work – the real challenge here is preventing cat-dog showdowns!

Join now and show off your animal training skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft Dr. Dolittle!

HappyBlock SMP

appreciation, better, Contentment, daily routine, Day, Feel-Good, Gratitude, Happiness, happiness boost, HappyBlock, joy, little things, mood booster, Peace, positive vibes, positivity, Relaxation, self-care, Simple, small gestures, Smile, smp

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2894

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts! Like, seriously, where else can you find that kind of craziness? And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party room where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. It’s lit AF, fam!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs and a talking cow that gives out free enchanted gear. Plus, our admin is a magical wizard who can turn you into a dragon and let you breathe fire on all the noobs who try to mess with you. It’s like a fantasy dreamland, but with blocks and stuff.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up and prepare to have your mind blown. And remember, always keep a bucket of water handy in case you accidentally set yourself on fire while riding a flaming llama. Stay safe, gamers! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever

MineCraftMadness

Automation, Chores, daily routine, delegation, efficiency, errands, household tasks, MinecraftMadness, mundane tasks, organization, Prioritization, productivity, repetitive tasks, simplifying, streamlining, stress relief, time consuming, Time management, time-saving, work-life balance

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

If you’re tired of the daily grind and just want to escape to a world where the only task is building and exploring, then look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let your creativity run wild and forget about all those boring chores.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. Our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand or share a laugh.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays enchanted eggs! Who needs to do laundry or dishes when you can be on a quest to find this elusive creature?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to mundane tasks forever!

CatastrophicCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, CATASTROPHIC, CatastrophicCraft, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Emissions, Environment, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, greenhouse gases, Minecraft, Paris Agreement, Record Global Emissions, Server, temperature increase, UN, warming, Warning

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz if u dont, da world gonna hit dat 2.6-3.1°C mark real quick and den it gonna be a hot mess up in here. like, u gonna be sweating bullets just tryna mine some diamonds, bro. but on dis server, we got da coolest mods dat gonna make u forget bout all dat global warming nonsense. we got ice biomes for days, man. u gonna be chillin like a villain while u build ur epic base. plus, we got a secret underground lava cave dat leads to a hidden treasure room filled with stacks on stacks of emeralds. so come on, join da server and save da world from dat ‘catastrophic’ heat wave. let’s mine our way to a cooler future, one block at a time.

PollutedCraft – Hanoi’s Havoc

air pollution index, air quality, city rankings, environmental impact, environmental issues, global pollution, Hanoi, Hanois, Havoc, health concerns, most polluted city, polluted cities, PollutedCraft, Pollution, pollution control measures, pollution data, pollution levels, pollution monitoring, pollution solutions, pollution statistics, Southeast Asia, urban pollution, Vietnam

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Magic Items Found:	8168	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Void Gems Collected:	32

lolz come join our minecraft server and escape the pollution of hanoi!!! breathe in that fresh virtual air and build ur own pollution-free paradise!!! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena!!! u can even ride a llama to the moon and back!!! join us now and say goodbye to the smog of hanoi, cuz here, the only thing polluting the air is ur epic builds!!!

Crystal Echoes 1.20.5

1.20.5, attractiveness, beauty standards, Black women, body image, crystal, disabled, discrimination, Diversity, Echoes, Elderly, empowerment, fat girls, feminism, gender, hyping up, Insecurity, marginalized groups, Race, societal standards, Stereotypes, trannies, white women

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85

Join our Minecraft server because we have the most diverse and inclusive community! White women have been hyping up black, Asian, and Latina girls for the last 15 years, so you know we’re legit. Plus, we love fat girls, trannies, the elderly, and disableds too. It’s a wild ride of hype and insecurity, so come join the madness!