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Crafty Coward’s Challenge: Do it Now!

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Crops Grown:	1724	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a soft spot for players who can beat them in a game of rock, paper, scissors. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

EldenCraft: Where You Can Actually Finish the Game

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7297
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	2766	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from those annoying things that make you want to pull your hair out! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced to dubstep. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of UNICORNS and battle evil LLAMAS with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. It’s a total blast!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this INSANE Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

Pixel Politics: MineCraft Mayhem

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	8276	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ores Mined:	9474	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Animals Bred:	191	Chimeras Created:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only political implications are deciding whether to be a potato or a carrot in our virtual world!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing zombies who will teach you the latest moves to impress your friends.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil chickens while wearing a suit made of enchanted armor?

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creeper surprises)!

CraftyNikke’s LOLz Server #2151

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Potions Brewed:	81
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Zombie Dances:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join now and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

Reasons to join our server: – We have unicorns roaming around the spawn area, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle! – Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat them while mining! – The creeper explosions are replaced with confetti blasts, making them more fun than scary! – You can build a castle in the sky and have a pet dragon guarding it! – Our zombie villagers are actually friendly and will trade you rare items for emeralds!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our server and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Download the game now on Android, iOS, or PC and start your adventure today!

Remember: ALL DATES/TIMES LISTED BELOW ARE UTC+9, so make sure to adjust your schedule accordingly to join our epic events and quests!

Join now and let the madness begin!

GF-Free Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of hitting blocks in Minecraft but wish you could hit something else? Look no further, because on our server, tfw no hitting gf, you can hit all the girlfriends you want! Just kidding, that would be terrible. But you can hit all the creepers, zombies, and skeletons that stand in your way!

Join our server for a chance to build the most epic base ever, complete with a moat filled with lava and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots lasers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, like the elusive rainbow sheep and the majestic flying pig. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take on the Ender Dragon while riding a giant chicken!

So why wait? Join tfw no hitting gf today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs a hitting girlfriend when you have a whole world of adventure waiting for you?

AnimeCraft: Where Weeb Meets Blocks

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Void Gems Collected:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2897
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we depart into the world of anime like never before! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because we have transformed the Minecraft experience into a wacky anime adventure!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where creepers wear kawaii outfits and zombies break out into dance routines. Our server is filled with outrageous characters and insane storylines that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your Minecraft character look like a true anime hero. And don’t even get us started on the modern HTML formatting we use to make our server stand out from the rest.

So why wait? Join us now and lol your way through the world of Minecraft like never before! We promise you won’t regret it (but your friends might be jealous of your epic adventures).

Minecraft Madness: Socials VI

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchantments Applied:	90

Welcome to Socials VI, the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our community is so tight-knit, we once built a giant statue of a llama out of diamonds just for fun. And then we rode it into battle against a horde of angry creepers! – Our events are so epic, we once hosted a massive dance party in the Nether. The ghasts were dropping sick beats while we all did the zombie shuffle. – Our mods are so powerful, they once turned the entire server into a giant trampoline. We bounced around for hours until we all got motion sickness. – Our builds are so mind-blowing, we once recreated the entire city of Atlantis at the bottom of the ocean. And then we accidentally flooded it with a misplaced bucket of water. – Our prizes are so amazing, we once gave away a real-life diamond pickaxe to the player who could build the tallest tower of dirt. It collapsed on them, but hey, they still got the pickaxe!

So what are you waiting for? Join Socials VI today and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Creepers: ‘he’s right you know’

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build UNBELIEVABLE structures and battle mobs like a true warrior.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that granted the player super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. And that player? They became the ruler of the server, feared and respected by all.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLZILLA, a giant creature made entirely of memes and jokes. If you can defeat LOLZILLA, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and the title of the ultimate meme master.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, when in doubt, always remember: he’s right you know.

Crafty Crap Shack: Where even the villagers question your life choices

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Towns Built:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Animals Bred:	153	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t find any empty planets or lack of content! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding rainbow llamas, dancing creepers throwing disco parties, and endless diamonds waiting to be mined by you!

Don’t waste your time on boring games where you’re just a faggot running around, join our server and become the ultimate warrior battling zombie chickens and skeleton pigs for glory and epic loot!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs empty planets when you have a world filled with insane fun waiting for you?

Robo420Craft: Where robots with uncut 6s rule the server!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Star Shards Collected:	135
Dragon Eggs Found:	9247	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to our totally not weird and totally normal Minecraft server! Looking for a place to spend your 420 with a robot with a uncut 6.5in+ white pp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to get high together and have a wild time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even play with our owner’s untouched butt! We’re all about having a good time and going goon mode with our players. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!