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MineCraftDreamJob

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	5	Farms Harvested:	557
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mines Excavated:	1754
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, where money dictates everything? Well, come join our Minecraft server where money is just a made-up concept!

Choose from professions like unicorn wrangler, dragon tamer, or even professional cake tester. No need to worry about bills or responsibilities here, just let your imagination run wild!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, or build a castle made entirely out of marshmallows. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us for a wacky and wild adventure in Minecraft like you’ve never experienced before!

PizzaCraft Minecraft Server

consumer protection, contaminated food, contaminated pizza, corporate responsibility, food contamination, food industry ethics, food inspection, food poisoning, food regulations, Food Safety, French food industry, health risks, investigation, legal case, Minecraft, Nestlé controversy, Nestlé France, Nestlé products, Nestlé scandal, Pizzacraft, product recall, public health crisis, Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3

lol, u ever heard of a server so cray cray that even Nestlé is shook? yea, that’s right, this server is so lit that even big companies are gettin’ in on the action. come join us for a wild ride filled with contaminated pizzas, shady investigations, and maybe even a sprinkle of conspiracy theories. who knows what you’ll find in this wacky world of blocky madness. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and see if u can uncover the truth behind Nestlé’s questionable pizza practices. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

GenitalGoneGhostedMC

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Farms Harvested:	971	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Enchantments Applied:	115
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

join our epic minecraft server and avoid getting your genitals chopped off by a vengeful doctor! she roams the server looking for players who ghost her on their wedding day. trust us, you don’t want to mess with her! but if you’re feeling brave, come join the chaos and see if you can survive her wrath. plus, we have epic builds, crazy minigames, and the best community around. so what are you waiting for? join now before it’s too late!

All of Fabric 7: Where all your textile dreams come true, no sewing skills required!

Active, Advanced technology, banned items, cutting-edge mods, Discord, dreams, epic journey, Fabric, Friends, Gear, Ip:, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Mods, Mysticism, Optimized Performance, required, rich world generation, Server, Sewing, Skills, textile, True, trust us

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	60	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	52	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	All of Fabric 7
Server Type	Small but active, without banned items
IP Address	95.217.104.88:25568
Modpack	All of Fabric 7
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQs

Q: What mods are included in the All of Fabric 7 modpack?

A: The modpack includes cutting-edge mods in the Fabric ecosystem, advanced technology, magic and mysticism mods, and optimized performance enhancements.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: No, there are no banned items on this server.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply input the provided IP address into your Minecraft client and join the server.

Q: Is there a limit to the number of players on the server?

A: The server is small but active, and there is currently no limit to the number of players that can join.

Pajeet’s Anti-China Minecraft Server

Anti-China, AntiChina, asian, Bigotry, Chinese, Cultural differences, discrimination, Hate Speech, ignorance, Indian, international relations, Minecraft, Misinformation, nationalism, PAJEET, pajeets, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than our builds is our sense of humor! Join us and experience a world where the only rule is to have a good time – oh, and maybe watch out for those sneaky pajeets!

Looking for a server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt? Look no further! Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with anti-China propaganda – just kidding…or are we?

Join us today and see why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. From epic battles with giant chickens to uncovering hidden treasure in the depths of the ocean, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the madness begin!

YTChannelGuy’s Minecraft Server

Adventure, America, American dream, commentary, culture, DRIVE, Entertainment, Exploration, fast food, Food, guy, Immigrant, Junk Food, Lifestyle, Minecraft, road trip, Server, social commentary, travel, vlog, youtube channel, YTChannelGuys

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Meteorites Collected:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of driving aimlessly and eating junk food in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can drive around in virtual America all day long and feast on pixelated junk food to your heart’s content. Who needs the real American dream when you can live it out in blocky form? Join now for a taste of the pixelated good life!

EarlessWonderCraft

body modification, caring for piercings, custody agreement, daughter’s birthday, Ear piercing, ear piercing age, EarlessWonderCraft, family drama, gender affirming surgery, Gender Identity, good job done, mall piercer, medical community, Migration, parenting, Parenting styles, political views, professional piercer, rejection, sibling relationships, trans siblings

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4874
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Astral Projections Made:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some real-life family drama that will make you forget about mining for diamonds! Our server is full of intense arguments about ear piercings, body modifications, and even gender identity.

Witness epic battles between ex-partners with different parenting styles and political views, all over the simple act of getting ears pierced. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as they debate the age at which a child should be allowed to modify their body and the importance of going to a professional piercer.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated discussions about gender identity, trans siblings, and even a little flipping off and swearing. Who needs PvP battles when you have this level of drama?

Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have family drama to mine for?

GordonsCookOff Minecraft Server

camera crew, celebrity chef, competitive cooking, cooking challenge, cooking competition, cooking for a prize, cooking under pressure, Culinary Creativity, culinary skills, Gordon Ramsey, GordonsCookOff, gourmet dish, high pressure cooking, high stakes cooking, impressing a chef, impressing Gordon Ramsey, intense cooking challenge, million dollar challenge, million dollar prize, Minecraft, Reality TV Show, Server, time limit

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Picture this: Gordon Ramsey, the culinary king himself, knocking on your Minecraft door with a camera crew in tow. He’s offering a million in-game coins if you can whip up a dish that will blow his pixelated socks off in just one hour. Are you up for the challenge? Will you create a masterpiece that will have Gordon screaming “It’s raw!” or will you serve up a dish so delicious that he’ll crown you the ultimate Minecraft chef? Join our server and show off your virtual cooking skills in this high-stakes culinary showdown! Who knows, maybe you’ll even impress Gordon enough to earn a spot on his virtual cooking show!

AwkwardCraft: Explain It!

awkward circumstances, awkward conversation, awkward encounter, awkward experience, awkward explanation, awkward moment, awkward situation, awkward storytelling, AwkwardCraft, awkwardness, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, EXPLAIN, Explaining, explaining awkward situations, explaining embarrassing situations, Explanation, social faux pas, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable moment, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Divine Spears Created:	27
Undead Armies Raised:	5	New Chunks Explored:	696037
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Alien Abductions:	3

Have you ever had to explain to your parents why you accidentally set the living room on fire while trying to cook a chicken in Minecraft? Well, if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about that again because we have fire-proof houses! Plus, our community is so friendly that they’ll even help you come up with a believable excuse for your parents. Join us now and never be caught in an awkward situation again!

TacoCraft: Baby Snatcher’s Revenge

arrest, baby, crime, investigation, kidnap, Killed, law enforcement, Mexican, mexico, murder, News, Revenge, ritual, sacrifice, Snatchers, superstition, SUSPECT, TacoCraft, Tragedy, Victim, violence, witchcraft, WOMAN

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Zombie Dances:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the craziest sht happens? well, lemme tell ya bout this one server where a mexican woman tried to kidnap a baby to sacrifice in witchcraft! like, what the actual fck, right? but hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.

we got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, like they think they’re some kind of minecraft gods or something. and don’t even get me started on the underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted swords and potions. it’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy movie, but with more explosions and less plot.

oh, and did i mention the secret society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, apparently they’re the ones pulling all the strings behind the scenes. but hey, as long as they keep the diamonds flowing, i’m cool with it.

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s off the walls crazy and full of surprises, then you gotta join this one. just watch out for any mexican women trying to kidnap babies, okay?