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Minecraft SMP: AAAAAAAAAND NEEEEEEEEEEEEW! – The Ultimate Server of Chaos and Creativity

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5895
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that hatch into mini pickaxes. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco where the zombies breakdance to Thriller.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden carrots? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

HomeSickSMP – Stay Connected!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	New Chunks Explored:	439940
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	4164
Void Gems Collected:	32	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

Forget about staying connected with home while traveling, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombie hordes and building your own empire to even think about real life. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional Minecraft family.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you ride pigs into battle, prank your friends with TNT traps, and have dance parties in the End dimension? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your diamond sword and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BlockheadBaddies

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7413
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a giant dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there!

Join our server if you want to experience the rush of breaking all the rules and doing the dumbest/illegal things you can think of! Want to build a rollercoaster that goes straight into a pool of lava? Go for it! Want to steal all the diamonds from your fellow players and hoard them for yourself? We encourage it!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the craziest events you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From massive TNT explosions to epic PvP battles where anything goes, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true (or get you banned, whichever comes first)!

HezbollahCraft: Target Locked!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than Hezbollah vs Israel in Beirut 😂 our pvp is so intense, you’ll be choosing broader and deeper targets just like Hezbollah 🤣 build your base, gather resources, and watch out for surprise attacks from other players 😱 join now for the most chaotic and thrilling minecraft experience ever! 🎮💥 #minecraftmadness #joinusnow

MuscleMania: Failure is Fun!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	240	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Falling into the Void:	2

so like, u wanna get swole in minecraft? well dis server is da place for u, bro! we got all da tools and equipment u need to pump up those blocky muscles. we did some crazy research and found out that if u train till u can’t mine another block, u gonna get hella strong. but like, if u just wanna be a beast and lift heavy stuff, then pushing to failure ain’t as important. so come join us and get ripped in da virtual world, cuz who needs a real gym when u got minecraft, amirite?

VANILLA PLUS Minecraft server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7

VANILLA PLUS is a Minecraft: Java Edition server that aims to improve and expand on the vanilla gameplay. Our goal is to take what people love about survival in Minecraft and give it a new lease of life with fancy plugins, new enchantments, improved mechanics, better loot generation, and more!

Whether you’re building your base, exploring vast resource worlds, or interacting with players, we have something special for every player on VANILLA PLUS!

To play on the server, you must register on the vanilla-plus.ru website and download a launcher compatible with your operating system, as well as familiarize yourself with the server rules. Then you need to run the launcher and go to the server.

Grass Grapplers Down Under: Where Survival meets City Rewards!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Stack of Grass Season 2 Minecraft Server Overview

Location:	Australia
Focus:	Socializing and world building
Player Base:	Whitelisted, preferably 18+
Gameplay:	Vanilla+++ with added mods for enhancing building and adventuring
Commands:	/home, /sethome, teleporting commands available
Social Features:	Proximity voice chat, town building focus
Server Life:	Scripted dungeons, events, treasure chests

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply through the discord server at: https://discord.gg/kT2cqVSk2Y

2. What mods are used on the server?

The main feature mods include “Ars Nouveau”, “The Graveyard”, “Chipped”, and “Mystical Agriculture”. There are also quality of life mods such as “Sophisticated Backpacks”, “Sophisticated Storage”, “Farmer’s Delight”, and “Waystones”.

3. Is there a minimum age requirement to play on the server?

While there is no strict age requirement, the server prefers players to be 18+ for a mature and chill ambiance.

4. Are there rewards for building towns on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for establishing towns and creating town buildings. The server places a heavy emphasis on community building.

5. Is the server active and how long has the current season been running?

The current season has been running since early April, 2024. Activity may vary based on players’ work, studying, and general life commitments. It is not a hyperactive server.

ExhaustedCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server will have you so hyped up on adrenaline, you’ll forget what sleep even is!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal it, only to be thwarted by your pet dragon that guards it with its life.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our custom-built underwater city filled with mermaids, treasure chests, and a secret underwater disco where the jellyfish know how to boogie. Don’t forget to ride the roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and ends with a splash landing in a pool of melted chocolate.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most insane, adrenaline-pumping Minecraft adventures of your life? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved).

Minecraft SMP – Saturday Night Creeper Edition

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you rare items for bones. – The admins are actually wizards who can grant you wishes in-game, like turning all the creepers into adorable kittens or making your pickaxe never break. – Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical realm where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons for epic loot. – We have a weekly event called “Pig Racing Madness” where players compete to see who can ride a pig through an obstacle course the fastest. The winner gets a crown made of golden carrots. – The server currency is actually chocolate coins that you can trade with villagers for enchanted cookies that give you superpowers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

WilhelmScreamMCSMP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	8652	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and craft all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where every time you find diamonds, a herd of llamas will rain from the sky and start breakdancing!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Wilhelm scream, which randomly plays whenever someone falls into a pit of lava or gets blown up by a creeper. Can you imagine the hilarity of hearing that iconic scream in the middle of a intense PvP battle?

So come join us and experience the chaos and comedy that awaits in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!