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PalCraft – The Ultimate Palzone #121 Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Crops Grown:	2719	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you defeat him and claim the riches for yourself?

2. Our community is so friendly and welcoming that even the creepers have started attending our weekly tea parties. It’s a blast watching them try to sip tea with those explosive tendencies!

3. Want to ride a llama into battle? We’ve got llamas trained in martial arts ready to kick some serious blocky butt. Just hop on and let them show you their moves!

4. Our server is so advanced that we have a virtual reality section where you can enter the game within the game. It’s like Inception, but with more pixelated pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through Minecraft madness and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

chemistry, Communication, Crafty, DATING, dating frustrations, dating struggles, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional turmoil, fear of commitment, ghosting, Insecurities, ladies, Minecraft, mixed signals, moving on, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-doubt, Server, unanswered questions, Women

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being ghosted again! Our virtual dates last as long as you want, with endless possibilities for conversation topics. Plus, our pixelated landscapes are the perfect backdrop for a romantic evening under the stars. So why settle for real-life disappointments when you can find true love (or at least a good time) in our blocky world? Join now and start building your happily ever after!

FamilyTime Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication Issues, compromise, Conflict Resolution, family, FamilyTime, feeling neglected, Fishing, Frustration, husband, lack of consideration, late nights, Minecraft, quality time, relationship problems, self-care, Server, stay out all night, Trust, Understanding, work schedule

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7488
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Are you tired of your partner disappearing into the wilderness every night like a mysterious Minecraft character? Join our server and never worry about your significant other getting lost in the pixelated world again! Our virtual world is so immersive, they won’t even realize they’ve been gone for hours. Plus, with our advanced tracking system, you can always find them, even if they fall asleep in their virtual truck by the lake. So come join us and say goodbye to real-life disappearing acts!

WifeAggroCraft

aita, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Empathy, family dynamics, family time, flexibility, last minute plans, lunch, misunderstanding, parenting, picking up kids, rearranging plans, responsibilities, Spouse, Support, Understanding, Wife, WifeAggroCraft, working parents

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Magic Items Found:	5617	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9284

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never mess up your plans like this guy’s wife did! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no unexpected surprises.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We won’t get mad if you bring your child home early – in fact, we encourage it! Family time is important, even in the virtual world. 2. Our community is full of understanding and supportive players who will never make you feel like the bad guy for doing something nice for your family. 3. We promise that our server will never mess up your plans, unless you count getting addicted to playing Minecraft as a plan.

So come join us and escape the drama of real life, where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle or mining the rarest diamonds. See you in the game!

FartCraft: The Mystery of the Non-Stinky Rips

biology, digestion, DURATION, Explanation, fart, FartCraft, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal, humor, INCONSISTENCY, Mystery, Myth, NonStinky, odor, Phenomenon, question.., RIPS, room, Science, smell, stink

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7284
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4086
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the farts are just as mysterious as the creepers! Join us for a gassy good time as we explore the wonders of flatulence in the world of blocks and pixels.

On our server, you’ll find that every fart bubble has its own unique scent, from rotten eggs to lavender fields. But beware, some farts are so potent they can clear an entire room in seconds! Will you be able to survive the stink?

But fear not, for we also have magical fart spells that can be used to prank your friends or fend off enemies. Imagine casting a spell that turns your opponent’s armor into a skunk’s tail – now that’s some powerful gas!

So come join us on our server and let’s see who can rip the longest, loudest, and smelliest fart in all of Minecraft! Just remember to bring your gas mask and a sense of humor – things are about to get stinky!

KharkivCraft: Russian Strike Surrounded

Conflict, defense tactics, eastern europe, frontline report, international news, Kharkiv front, KharkivCraft, military blockade, military confrontation, military deployment, military encirclement, military forces, military intelligence, military maneuvers, Military operations, military standoff, military strategy, Russian, Russian strike force, strike, Surrounded, ukraine russia conflict, Ukrainian military, War

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1498
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Crops Grown:	6136	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

LOL, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a part of epic battles like the Ukrainian military encircling the main Russian strike force on the Kharkiv front? well, now u can! join our server and be a part of the action as u fight for ur life against enemy mobs and build ur own epic base to defend against the craziness. trust me, u won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else! so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

EarBandageCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in this Minecraft server, when suddenly, BAM! You get hit with a crazy right ear injury that requires a bandage! Like, what even is that? But hey, don’t worry, ’cause on our server, we got you covered!

Join our server for the most epic adventures and the most random injuries you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Who needs boring old mining when you can be dodging bandages left and right? Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough bandages, you unlock a secret level where you ride pigs into battle against evil chickens. Yeah, you heard me right.

So, come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the Bandage King of Minecraft. It’s a title no one asked for, but hey, someone’s gotta wear the crown, right?

EcoCraft – 1.20.6 – Survival – Land Claiming – MCMMO – Economy – SilkSpawners – BETA

Beta, Claims, Crates, Economy, Free Ranks, Freeranks, java, Land claiming, leaderboard, Leaderboards, MCMMO, PvE, Ranks, Rtp, Server Shop, Silkspawners, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

EcoCraft – 1.20.6 – Survival – Land Claiming – MCMMO – Economy – SilkSpawners

Currently in more of a BETA stage of the server. Testing what’s been made so far whilst I work out some problems. Please bare with me 🙂

We are a new server focusing on survival PVE gameplay. We have a variety of features to enhance the vanilla Minecraft experience. I’m a new server owner with little experience so bare with any bugs as I will fix them as fast as I can.

What we offer:– MCMMO– Land Claiming– Silk Spawners– Server shop / economy– Free ranks with /rankup– Crates – all available from gameplay with equal odds on EVERY prize!– Leaderboard – for the more competitive among us

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HighCraft: Where chaos reigns, rules are made up, and PVP is the name of the game! Vanish into the 250×250 block survival madness!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423	Endless Night Skies:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

High Craft

Overview

High Craft is a faction-based survival server where players are confined to a small yet ever-expanding map and have to build power through numbers.

Gameplay Expectations

Start with one person and expand.
Numbers is power, recruit others to join your ever-increasing reign.
Receive benefits for having among the highest player counts in a single faction.
Don’t wish to be a leader? Join any faction you seem fit.
More of a lone wolf? Decide to go solo and become a power of your own.
Tired of players hiding thousands of blocks from spawn? Free will encloses the map to a small border, forcing player interactions.
Enjoy PVP? Declare war on other factions or even ambush others.
Rather just build? Seek refuge on the outskirts of the map and live your builder life.
Tired of the same map? Map resets every few weeks, giving new players a chance to survive while keeping veterans on the edge of their seat.
Never truly safe… No rules against griefing and killing, be safe.

History

High Craft originates from 2023, when our owner believed that no server had provided a genuine survival-PVP experience for its players. From this, the idea of an enclosed border, forcing interactions between players, had been born, marking the beginning of High Craft.

Join the Server

IP: highcraft.hosting.ethera.net

Version: Java – 1.20.6

Plugins: AntiCombatLog, Citizens, ClansLite, Discord-Linker, DiscordSRV, Essentials, FreedomChat, ImageFrame, ItemEdit, LuckPerms, bStats, OpenInv, PlaceholderAPI, ProtocolLib, Skript, SuperVanish, TAB, Vault, VeinMiner, ViaBackwards, ViaRewind, ViaVersion, WorldEdit, WorldGuard

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DISCORD SERVER

Join the discord to receive updates on the launch of the server!

SlimCraft Minecraft Server

body image issues, body positivity, chin fat, dating app goals, dieting struggles, emotional eating, fitness goals, healthy lifestyle, healthy living goals, Minecraft, online weight loss partner, personal growth, reaching fitness goals, self improvement, Server, SlimCraft, support system, unhealthy eating habits, weight loss community, weight loss journey, weight loss journey support, weight loss motivation, weight loss plateau

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	240
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1691
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Looking to level up your Minecraft skills and your looks at the same time? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to shed those extra pounds and gain some serious muscle mass.

Join us and embark on epic quests that will have you running, jumping, and fighting your way to a new level of fitness. Our virtual world is filled with healthy food options to keep you on track, so say goodbye to those tempting cookies and sugary snacks.

And who knows, you might even find your perfect match in our virtual realm. With your new and improved physique, you’ll be turning heads left and right. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft warrior and heartthrob.