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Blocky Banter Brigade

9k, anonymous posting, Attention, banter, blocky, board protection, Brigade, cc, Community, cyber threat, great board, Heil victory, internet forum, nigglynogs, online safety, OPERATION TRIPCODE, security measures, small board population, threat, transvestite invasion, tripcodes, Unity, user identification

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of being invaded by CC/transvestites on other Minecraft servers? Look no further than our server, where we have the most epic battles against these pesky invaders. Join us and use tripcodes to protect your identity from the evil forces trying to take over our board. Together, we will achieve Heil victory and keep our server safe from any threats. So come join us and be a part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history!

CraftyCrash – ‘name a worse server shutdown than this!’

BETRAYAL, Character development, character downfall, character evolution, character growth, character transformation, CraftyCrash, Downfall, downfall of a character, dramatic, Heartbreaking, Plot development, plot twist, Redemption, Server, Shocking.., Shutdown, story arc, tragic, tragic ending., unexpected, unexpected twist, WORSE, WORST

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	678
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mines Excavated:	3513
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Steve, the most clumsy and accident-prone Minecraft character you’ve ever seen. From falling off cliffs to getting chased by angry mobs, there’s never a dull moment when Steve is around.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless poultry warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them and conquer the Minecraft world in the most absurd way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity that can only be found in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll never look at creepers the same way again!

Crafty LOLs: Sterilized Trannies Edition

aging, Bloodline, consequences, Country, Crafty, decision, Edition, Elderly, family, Future, Genocide, ISOLATION, Legacy, lols, mfw, Reflection, regret, remorse, self-sterilization, sterilization, sterilized, trannies, visitation, Voluntary

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9389	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Towns Built:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic saga of trannies voluntarily sterilizing themselves to end their bloodline and essentially committing self-genocide. It’s like a soap opera meets a sci-fi thriller, all in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

And just imagine the drama when these self-genociders grow old and realize they have no one to visit them. Will they regret their decision? Will they try to reverse it with some crazy potion or enchantment? Only on our server will you find out!

So come on, join us on this rollercoaster ride of insanity and absurdity. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Blocky Battles: Israel vs. Creepers – 48 Hour Countdown Begins Now!

48 hours, aggression, announced attacks, Attack, Battles, Begins.., blocky, Conflict, countdown, CREEPERS, Defense, hour, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, response, retaliate, RETALIATION, save face, SECURITY, Tension, uncertainty, War

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	New Chunks Explored:	551033
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Our server is so wild, even world leaders like Netanyahu are trying to save face from our epic 48-hour announced attacks. Who knows what they’re going to attack next – maybe a giant block castle or a pixelated dragon? Join now for a chance to experience the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just make sure to watch your back, you never know what crazy surprises await you in this server!

Blocky Bedlam: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

Bedlam, blocky, Clients, cognitive behavioral therapy, college student, CREEPERS, crisis room, depression, dialectic behavior therapy, Feedback, feeling, Hospital, master’s degree, mental health crisis, outlook on life, scheduled appointments, self-doubt, Silence, sudden quit, Therapist, uncomfortable paper clothes, worries, zoom call

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	737
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Star Shards Collected:	199
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring therapy sessions that leave you feeling more confused than when you started? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of virtual therapy sessions where the therapists might quit on you mid-session, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell. Our paper clothes may not fit correctly, but our community sure knows how to have a good time. So come on down and let’s mine away those mental health issues together! Who needs real therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to?

Joe’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

BLOCK, CREEPERS, fear, ITS JOEVER, Joes, long trail, Party, tags, Tread

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	5786	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because ITS JOEVER! This server is like no other, with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans around every corner.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes and make all your wildest dreams come true (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who will lead you on a magical journey through the Technicolor Forest where trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with sparkling soda.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the dreaded Cactus King in a battle for the ages. Defeat him and claim his spiky throne as your own, ruling over the land with an iron fist (or a prickly one, depending on your preference).

So why wait? Join ITS JOEVER today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Average Jane’s Minecraft Madness: Where 5-6/10 Women Rule the World!

#5-6/10woman, #beautyisnteverything, #beautyisonlyskindeep, #beautywithin, #dontbefooled, #dontjudge, #dontjudgeabookbyitscover, #dontjudgeapersonsbyppearance, #excellentwife, #innerbeauty, #personalityoverlooks, #wifematerial, Appearances, Average, Janes, loveisblind, madness, Marriage, Minecraft, relationshipgoals, relationships, rule, truelove, wifeymaterial, Women, world

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex’s mood swings? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it blown up by a herd of explosive sheep. Or maybe you’re in the mood for some friendly competition in our weekly “TNT Olympics,” where players compete to see who can launch themselves the farthest using nothing but explosives and sheer determination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny,” rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored llamas. Will you be the one to claim this epic treasure and become the ruler of the blocky universe?

So come on, don’t be fooled by appearances – join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your pixelated life!

DoritoCraft: Where Blue Chips Lead to Evil Shenanigans!

bastards, be fat bitch, Blue, blue doritos, Chinese, CHIPS, Coworkers, DoritoCraft, Effort, Evil, evil behavior, faggoons, garner supports, Hero, holo incels, holodrones, kill yourself, lead, Lied, lying.., Nazis, Rally, ruined project, sensitive stuff, Shenanigans, subhuman

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9187
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Dimension Hops:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3173
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Are you tired of dealing with lying, fat bitches who ruin everything they touch? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! We promise no Chinese, Nazi-supporting, year-long project-ruining, coworker-shitting-on fat bitches here! Only the most epic gamers unite on our server, where faggoons and Hololive incels are not welcome. Join us and be a part of a community that doesn’t tolerate bottom-of-the-barrel subhumans. So what are you waiting for? Kill yourself and join our server today!

LowTierBaitCraft: Where even the worst memes can make it into our server!

/k/-fag, 1st world, affordability, ammunition, Budget, chump change, consumerism, Entertainment, Expenses, Gamers, Gaming Community, hobby, leisure, low tier bait, LowTierBaitCraft, luxury, memes, MONEY, past time activity, RANGE, Server, SPENDING, video games, WORST

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of being a low tier bait gamer? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a high roller in the 1st world? Look no further! Our server is so epic, you’ll be willing to spend 5000 dollars just to be a part of it. And forget about wasting money on ammunition, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be shooting is your shot at becoming the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come join us and level up your gaming experience to a whole new level of awesomeness!

OyyCraft: Where Creepers Kvetch and Villagers Schmooze!

Conspiracy, CREEPERS, Deception, defense system, disbelief, EYES, Goyim, interception rate, Kvetch, Manipulation, military defense, missile defense, missiles intercepted, Oyy Vey, OyyCraft, Propaganda, Schmooze, skepticism, Swear, Technology, Trust, Truth, Videos, villagers

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we intercept 99.6000000% of missiles! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at missile defense. You can build your base in peace knowing that our llamas have got your back.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and rare resources. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you in.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking sheep who hold weekly poetry slams. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a sheep recite Shakespeare in a British accent.

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t look at those videos, don’t trust your eyes, and always beware of the ninja chickens.