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Height Doesn’t Matter Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	127	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Towns Built:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Oi oi, listen up ya cheeky Minecrafters! This server is run by the legendary 5’6″ Peaky Blinders gang, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Forget about those tall blokes, they’re just lanky targets for us to take down with our lightning-fast strikes. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being part of a gang that rules the Minecraft world with style and swagger. Plus, who needs height when you can be laying in the dirt, am I right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your skills in a world where the only rule is to have a laugh and cause chaos!

Bpdaddy’s Crafty Server

borderline personality disorder, Bpdaddy, Bpdaddys, children, coping strategies, Crafty, DADDY, Diagnosis, emotions, family, Fatherhood, fathering with bpd, man with bpd, mental health, mental illness, parenting, relationships, self-care, Server, stigma, Support, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Towns Built:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where even a man with BPD can become a daddy! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through crazy challenges and build epic structures. Who knows, you might even find love in the form of a pixelated pet pig named Mr. Snuffles. So come on, join us and let your inner daddy shine in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Basketball, Bonding, Communication, Competition, Connection, Disappointment, encouragement, family, generation gap, GrampsCraft, grandchildren, Grandfather, grandson, love, Marty, Minecraft, missed shot, relationship, Server, sports, Support, teamwork

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Love Letters Sent:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server was being chased by a pack of creepers when suddenly, out of nowhere, their grandson Marty logged on and saved the day with a perfectly timed arrow shot. It was a moment of pure Minecraft magic that you won’t find anywhere else!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal companion. And if you ever need a break from all the action, you can relax in our virtual hot tub and sip on some virtual lemonade.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Your grandson Marty is counting on you to make the shot this time!

GrannyCraft Inheritance Split

Communication, DEBT, Emotional support, emotions, family, family conflict, family dynamics, financial assistance, financial struggles, generational wealth, grandmother, GrannyCraft, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, inheritance distribution, medication, MONEY, parents, personal finance, relationship, SPLIT, Support

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
New Chunks Explored:	711209	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of family dynamics and inheritance drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like in this crazy story.

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual family and navigate through the ups and downs of relationships, just like the OP in this post. Will you be the one asking for a share of the virtual inheritance to pay off your virtual credit card debt? Or will you be the one rolling your virtual eyes and going off on a tangent about money?

With $140,000 up for grabs (virtually, of course), anything can happen on our server. So come join us and experience the drama, the tears, and the eye-rolling like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life? Join now and let the inheritance drama unfold!

PoliCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, anger, Apathy, Corruption, current political climate, Democracy, Disappointment, Division, Frustration, Government, Incompetence, lack of progress, leadership, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, partisanship, polarization, PoliCraft, power struggle, public trust, Server, transparency

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Tired of all the political drama and chaos in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape to a world where the only political debate is whether to build a castle out of diamonds or emeralds.

Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond swords. We have epic quests that involve battling zombie politicians and saving the world from evil creepers disguised as corrupt officials.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to become the ruler of your own kingdom, complete with a moat filled with lava and a pet dragon that breathes fire emojis.

So say goodbye to the real world nonsense and come join us on our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBedroomAntics

bizarre encounter, bizarre sex, BlockyBedroomAntics, extraordinary sex, freaky encounter, freaky sex, kinky encounter, kinky sex, odd encounter, odd sex, outlandish encounter, outlandish sex, peculiar encounter, peculiar sex, quirky sex, strange encounter, strange sex, unconventional encounter, unconventional sex, unusual sex, weird sex

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Enchantments Applied:	68
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Towns Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing weirder than the blocky landscapes is the crazy adventures you’ll have with your fellow players! Join us for a chance to reenact your weirdest sexual encounters in a virtual world where anything is possible. From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as sexy creepers, the possibilities are endless! So come on in and let your imagination run wild – just make sure to keep it PG-13 for the kids!

LaserCraftKorea: $1.50 a Hit

Advanced weaponry, aerial defense, anti-drone, cost effective, Defense, defense system, drone warfare, Drones, Hit, innovation, laser technology, LaserCraftKorea, lasers, mass produce, Military, military technology, national security, precision targeting, SECURITY, south korea, South Korean innovation, Technology

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	4464	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5

u know what else is lit? our minecraft server! we got lasers that can take out drones for only $1.50 a hit! imagine the chaos, the destruction, the pure madness of it all! join us and be part of the epic battle between drones and lasers, only on our server! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh, don’t tell anyone! come join the fun and let’s wreak havoc together!

TeenagerAgain113

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1107	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

yo, imagine this: on this cray cray minecraft server, when you hit the ripe old age of 113, you magically turn back into a teenager again! like, wtf?! you can relive your youth and do all the dumb stuff you did before, but this time in blocky form. join now and never grow old, bro. it’s like a real life (well, minecraft life) fountain of youth. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s be forever young together in this epic server.

PixelMine Mc.pixel-mine.ru All donate CASES free server Minecraft

Auto-mine, Cases, Donate, free server, Mc.pixel-mine.ru, Minecraft, pixelmine, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5739
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Divine Spears Created:	25
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

The owner of the server «PixelMine Mc.pixel-mine.ru Donate CASES free to all» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.pixel-mine.ru

Lilwilly Junior High School

BetterHomes, Custom Enchants, Custom Food, Discord, Griefing, killing, Lilwilly Junior High School, Minecraft, Plugins, rules, smp, Spawn, stealing, SuperHarvest, Tpa, Vanilla, Version 1.21., Whitelisted

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

THIS IS NORMAL MINECRAFT SMP, JUST WITH SOME PLUGINS!

VERSION: 1.21

**RULES**

– No Griefing in Spawn– No Killing In Spawn– No Stealing In Spawn– ONLY STEALING IS ALLOWED OUTSIDE OF SPAWN

*( Spawn Is basically the peace land ) *

**PLUGINS**

– Found it– Tpa– BetterHomes– Custom Enchants– Custom Food– SuperHarvest

JOIN MY DISCORD TO GET WHITELISTED. { https://discord.gg/X5GwFSVK } is the discord link. Hope to see you in the server!

185.234.21.165:25693

Void’s Calling SMP: Where even the skeletons think twice about griefing

30 players, bedrock, Calling, community chat, console, custom IP servers, Discord, feature suggestion, Friends, Griefing, Ground Up, home warp system, java, Minecraft, mobile, PC, PHONES, Plugins, profile, Simple, Skeletons, small group, smp, starting out, VOIDS

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2259
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Player Capacity	30 players
Supported Platforms	Java/Bedrock (Mobile or PC)
Discord	Community chat and feature suggestion area

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the discord linked in the profile or add the discord ID athas_

Q: Can I play on my phone?

A: Yes, the server supports Bedrock edition so you can play on your phone.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: The server is vanilla but you can suggest plugins in the discord feature suggestion area.