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Crafty Stacys and Lanky Lads Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the lankiest of lanklets can score with a Stacy on the first date! Our Chads live in a universe where the laws of physics don’t apply and where diamond swords are just a fashion accessory. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to prove that even the most unlikely hero can come out on top. Who needs a job when you can conquer the virtual world with your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of swagger? Come join us and see why this server is the place to be for all the cool kids (and lanklets) in town!

InbredCraft: Where family trees are more like family bushes

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Zombie Dances:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Divine Spears Created:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are our building skills! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the ups and downs of discovering our unique heritage while constructing epic structures in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered that their parents were actually first cousins. But instead of running away in horror, they embraced their dysfunctional family and built a castle together that defied all laws of physics and genetics.

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your family tree and your sanity, look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with inbreeding humor and mind-bending builds. Who knows, you might just discover that your long-lost uncle is also your next-door neighbor in Minecraft!

Blocky Banter: Creeper-Approved LOLs

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Magic Items Found:	3372
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your family drama? Look no further!

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the craziness of the real world. Our server is the perfect place to hide from your responsibilities and just have some fun.

Imagine a world where you can build a mansion without worrying about your family’s expectations. No more nagging parents or siblings causing drama – just you and your blocks, creating whatever your heart desires.

So why wait? Join our server today and start building your escape from reality. Who needs a wife and kids when you can have a virtual kingdom all to yourself? Let’s block and roll!

NinjaCraft – Where Vtubers Become Blocky Ninjas

Archive, blocky, claude, discussion, FANART, Fujo, general, hornyposting, iluna, KRISIS, Luxiem, Male, nijisanji en, NinjaCraft, Ninjas, Noctyx, pregposting, social media, twitter, Vtuber, Vtubers, WATCHALONG, xsoleil, Yume

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you tired of boring old servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of VTubers from Nijisanji EN Male General, formerly known as /luxnoc/!

Join us and build with Luxiem, who is known for constructing the most epic and extravagant buildings you’ve ever seen! Or team up with Noctyx and explore the darkest corners of the Minecraft world, uncovering secrets and treasures along the way.

But wait, there’s more! ILUNA will guide you through the most challenging quests and adventures, while XSOLEIL will light up your world with their creativity and energy.

Feeling rebellious? Join forces with Krisis and cause chaos wherever you go, or follow Claude on his wild escapades that will leave you laughing for days!

And don’t forget to check out our Fic Archive for some epic fanfiction written by our talented community members. Trust us, you won’t be able to put your pickaxe down!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server today. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you!

Infinite LOLz Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Zombie Dances:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of surprises and randomness that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a land of pure chaos and hilarity, where every corner turned led to a new, wacky adventure.

But that’s not all! On our server, EVERYTHING is randomized. From the loot you find in chests to the mobs you encounter, you’ll never know what to expect next. It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, except the rollercoaster is made of rainbows and unicorn farts.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Pixelated Peace Golf Club

Arrogant, Bibi, British, budget surplus, club, Conflict Resolution, Crown casino, defense spending, Golf, golf course, Golf Resort, hamas attack, isreal, Muslim countries, Palestinian, Peace, pixelated, political capital, Relocation, social capital, solved, Stubborn, UK support, US support, War, Yemen

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than the Middle East conflict? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with peaceful explosions, effortless griefing, and political drama that rivals any real-life conflict!

Imagine a world where players could pay to relocate each other to different biomes, just like how Isreal could pay to relocate Palestinians to Yemen. But wait, there’s more! With our server, you can experience the thrill of ignoring intelligence reports, bombing embassies, and ultimately depending on other players for your survival. It’s like a game of chess, but with more explosions and less logic!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of stubborn, arrogant pricks fighting for dominance in a world where peace is just a myth. Who needs real-world conflicts when you can have all the chaos and drama right at your fingertips? Join us today and let the madness begin!

RugbyCraft: Where Even the Creepers Know the Offside Rule

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8938
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can watch the best Rugby Football in NFL and when NFL is over, you can watch 2nd-division American Rugby Football!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE touchdowns, INSANE tackles, and EPIC comebacks. Our players are like Minecraft characters on steroids, ready to take on any challenge that comes their way.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride FLYING pigs, battle MYTHICAL creatures, and even build a house made entirely out of RAINBOW blocks. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LOLcraft: GAME OVER, You Should’ve Listened

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to win is to GAME OVER… Now!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, dragons, and unicorn rides. Our server is home to the rarest diamond blocks and the most elusive creepers you’ll ever encounter.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who is known to challenge players to dance-offs and building competitions. Will you be able to defeat him and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. GAME OVER… Now!

Crafty Genocide LOLz Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Enchantments Applied:	155
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Welcome to our totally insane and hilarious Minecraft server! If you’re tired of boring old servers where people actually care about serious issues, then you’ve come to the right place.

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and unicorn pig mounts! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond disco ball hidden deep within our server, you’ll unlock the power to make all the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine.

So why waste your time worrying about white genocide when you could be having the time of your life on our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

SmokingCraft: Where even creepers need a smoke break

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2363
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9992	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of dealing with random weirdos asking for cigarettes? Well, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky smokers! Join us and never worry about being approached for a smoke again. Plus, our server is so addictive, you won’t even have time to think about picking up a bad habit like smoking. Trust us, our Minecraft server is the healthier choice for your lungs and your sanity. Join now and say goodbye to those pesky smokers for good!

Crafty Chick Quest

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to embark on a wild adventure to find the mysterious girl who holds the key to all the secrets of the universe! Rumor has it she’s hiding in the depths of our server, waiting for brave players to uncover her whereabouts.

But be warned, this girl is no ordinary NPC – she’s a master of disguise and will do everything in her power to evade capture. Team up with fellow players to solve mind-bending puzzles, battle fierce mobs, and navigate treacherous terrain in your quest to find her.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, aside from the thrill of the hunt, we also offer epic loot, custom plugins, and regular events that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is filled with friendly and helpful players who will guide you on your quest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unravel the mystery of the elusive girl!