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Is Joe Rogan’s Standup Overhated Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7502	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMP servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we have Joe Rogan himself as a special guest comedian! That’s right, Joe Rogan will be cracking jokes while you mine and build to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy characters like a talking creeper named Bob who tells dad jokes, a group of zombie villagers who have formed a boy band, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting for you to find. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. See you in the game!

GravityCraft.net

1.20.1, 1.7.10, Economy, Friends, FTB, GravityCraft, HiTech, Magic, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, No Lags, PvP, Servers, technomagic

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Best modded minecraft servers 1.20.1 and 1.7.10, HiTech, Magic, Technomagic modpacks, no lags! Play with friends

116.203.200.230:25600

Sunday Funday Minecraft Server

#workout, Aozakura: Bouei Daigakukou Monogatari, Funday, Good Knees Day, Hello Work Monsters, Kaihen no Mahoutsukai, Kaiten no Albus, Kokoro Himeru no Zen Himitsu, Komi-san wa Komyushou desu, Maiko-san Chi no Makanai-san, mao, Maoujou de Oyasumi, Mikadono Sanshimai wa Angai Choroi, Minecraft, Momose Akira no Hatsukoi Hatanchuu, Red Blue, Rock a Rock, Ryu to Ichigo, Server, Shite no Hana, Strand, Sunday, Tatari, Tokachi Hitoribocchi Nouen, tonikaku kawaii, Utsuranain desu, Weekly Shōnen Sunday, wss

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	56
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you LOL like a creeper? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place to build, mine, and survive! Join us for epic adventures and outrageous shenanigans that will have you rolling in the diamonds!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden village filled with villagers who loved to party all night long. They danced like zombies and sang like skeletons, creating a spectacle that would make even the Ender Dragon jealous!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a chest at the bottom of a lava pit that contains enchanted gear so powerful, it can turn a pig into a pigman with a single touch!

So come on, join us on our server and let’s create memories that will make even Herobrine jealous. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

Sk8 Minecraft SMP Mastermind

extreme sports, mastermind, Minecraft, SK8, skate culture, skate tricks, skateboarding, Skateboarding analysis, skateboarding community, skateboarding culture, Skateboarding discussion, Skateboarding for beginners, Skateboarding is it straight, Skateboarding lifestyle, Skateboarding techniques, Skateboarding tips, skateboarding tricks, Skateboarding Tutorial, Skateboarding video, Skateboarding video analysis, Skateboarding YouTube, smp, Straight..

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our SMP is as straight as a circle! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of questionable decisions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server mascot is a dancing pig named Sir Oinksalot?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…dirt? Hey, you never know what you might find in there!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time. Oh, and maybe don’t trust the chickens. They’re up to something, I swear.

Stranded

1.16, 1.17, Adventure, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	128
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Stranded is a high-quality Minecraft server, featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED!

JAVA IP: stranded.lol BEDROCK IP: stranded.lol (Port 19132)

Stranded.lol

Cosy Craft Minecraft Server

#comfortfood, #comfybed, #comfychair, #comfyclothes, #comfyimages, #comfylife, #feelingshitty, #getwellsoon, #sickday, #stomachvirus, comfort, Comforting, comfy, Cosy, Cozy, Craft, healing, Minecraft, Relaxation, REST, selfcare, Server, sick, wellness

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	101
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Astral Projections Made:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Towns Built:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of feeling like shit in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can feel like shit in a virtual world instead! Our server is so comfy, it’ll make you forget all about that stomach virus you’re dealing with. Plus, we have the best collection of comfy images to help distract you from your misery. So why suffer alone when you can suffer with us in Minecraft? Join now for a truly sickening experience!

Over It Minecraft SMP

acceptance, acceptance of reality, Breakup, Closure, closure journey., closure process, emotional closure, Emotional healing, end of relationship, finding peace, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, moving on from heartbreak, realization, realization of loss, relationship ending, Self Discovery, smp

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crops Grown:	9685
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

When you accidentally blew up your friend’s diamond castle with a misplaced TNT block and they declared war on you by unleashing a horde of angry llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. That’s when you knew it was truly over. But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to start fresh and redeem yourself from your llama-induced shame. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT HUSK

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6011
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6795
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Star Shards Collected:	268
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

yw05.vanillaboxmc.ru

Split Slav Minecraft Server

BALKANS, communism, Cultural differences, Dissolution, Divided, Ethnic groups, historical events, History, Identity, independence movements, language barriers, Migration, Minecraft, nationalism, political borders, Server, Slav, social divisions, southern slavs, SPLIT, territorial disputes, World War I, world war II, YUGOSLAVIA

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4391	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Ever wonder why southern Slavs got divided from the rest? Well, it all started when they stumbled upon a magical Minecraft server that was so epic, it literally split them off from the rest of the world. This server is so lit, it’s like the Holy Grail of Minecraft servers. Join us and experience the most insane adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle epic mobs that will make your heart race faster than a creeper chasing after a noob. So come on, join us and be part of the legendary tale of how the southern Slavs got separated from the rest because of a Minecraft server that was just too damn awesome to handle.

Khazak Girls Don’t Age Well in Minecraft SMP

age, Ageism, aging, beauty standards, Cultural differences, cultural norms, dont, Girls, Khazak, Khazak girls, long-term relationships, Marriage, marriage preferences, marriage prospects, Minecraft, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, slavic girls, smp, societal expectations, societal pressures, Stereotypes, traditional values, women’s aging

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the Khazak girls may not age well, but our builds sure do! Join us for a chance to escape the drama of aging Khazak girls and instead, build epic structures with a community of Slavic girls who never hit the wall. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect your precious diamonds at all costs. So come join us and say goodbye to Khazak girls and hello to a Slavic adventure like no other!