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Future Craftrealm 1.21

2025, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, challenges overcome, Craftrealm, dreams, Future, goals, Gratitude, Long-term goals, looking forward, Milestones, New Year, personal growth, Planning, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, success

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Emeralds Found:	2161	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5643
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

OMG, like, join dis Minecraft server cuz in 2024 we accomplished so much crazy shiz! We built a giant statue of a potato, we discovered a hidden village of llamas, and we created a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! Like, who even does that in real life, amirite?! Join now for more wild adventures and potato statues, cuz 2025 is gonna be even more cray-cray!

City Building Minecraft SMP

Anime, building, Characters, city, city building, creativity, culture, Economy, FANTASY, Government, imagination, Infrastructure, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Plot, smp, society, storytelling, Technology, transportation system, world-building

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Potions Brewed:	173
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Are you tired of building the same old boring cities in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate isekai city-building experience! Join us and transport yourself to a whole new world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT).

Our server is home to the most eccentric builders you’ll ever meet. Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a floating castle in the sky guarded by dragons? No problem! The crazier your ideas, the better.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Want to get your hands on some enchanted diamond armor? Just trade a few stacks of dirt with our shady villager friends and it’s yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let your wildest isekai city dreams come to life! Just be prepared for the occasional creeper explosion or unexpected visit from a wandering trader selling suspiciously rare items. It’s all part of the fun!

BedroomBattles Minecraft Server

aita, BEDROOM, BedroomBattles, Boundaries, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, living situation, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, relationships, Rent, roommates, Server, sharing, sibling, sleeping arrangements

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4329
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your brother’s girlfriend with insomnia!

Join us and build your dream house without worrying about being kicked out every weekend. We believe in equal rights for all players, no matter how many sheep you’ve sheared or diamonds you’ve mined.

Don’t let your brother’s girlfriend’s sleeping habits dictate your Minecraft experience. Come join us and sleep soundly knowing that your bed is yours and yours alone. Plus, we have a special room just for players who need a nap until 2pm, because we support all types of sleep schedules here.

So come on over to our server, where you can mine, build, and sleep in peace without any room-sharing drama. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world – no more sleeping on the couch for you!

FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2074

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1294
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

CraftyCreeperKickOut

adult relationships, ask to leave, Boundaries, casual dating, casual encounters, Communication, communication skills, CraftyCreeperKickOut, dating etiquette, Etiquette, gracious exit, hookup culture, Hookups, Manners, mature communication, one night stand, polite ways, relationships, Respect, Social Skills, tactful approach

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of awkwardly kicking out your one-night stand the next morning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and learn the most polite and hilarious ways to ask your virtual one-night stand to leave the next day. From building a giant sign that says “Time to go, buddy!” to creating a maze that leads straight to the exit, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to awkward goodbyes!

BombCraft2021

2015 nuclear deal, Bomb, BombCraft2021, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, IAEA chief, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, non-proliferation, nuclear agreement, nuclear capabilities, nuclear inspections, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, sanctions, security threats, united nations

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

come join this epic minecraft server where we have nukes and stuff just like iran but way cooler. iaea chief said our server is so lit, it’s like a bomb ready to explode with fun. forget about the old nuclear deal, join us and experience the ultimate explosion of awesomeness. we have crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and so much more. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most explosive minecraft server ever!

AntennaCraft: Heart & Brain Signals

accurate measurements, antenna technology, AntennaCraft, biomedical engineering, Brain, brain signals, cellular communication, cellular interactions, electrical signals, health monitoring, Heart, heart signals, light scattering, low millivolts, medical advancements, mit, MIT research, physiological signals, Real-Time Monitoring, research technology, signal detection, Signals, wireless antennas, wireless technology

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	249	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like, SO LIT cuz it has tiny wireless antennas dat track ur heart and brain signals like WUT?!?!? u can literally see ur own cells interacting in REAL TIME, like whaaat??? join dis server if u wanna be a SCIENTIST in Minecraft and watch ur brain do its thang while u build ur epic castle or whatever. it’s like having x-ray vision but for ur BRAIN, like whoa dude, so cool. come join us and be a part of dis crazy cool world where u can be a mad scientist AND a master builder at the same time, like YASSSS QUEEN.

Apathy MC

Minecraft Gaming Adventure Community Builder Strategy Towny Multiplayer Creative Survival Pvp Faction Skyblock Economy Roleplay Minigames Modded Vanilla Redstone Exploration, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

IP: play.apathymc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/UrM7TumMGN

Apathy MC is a Minecraft server dedicated to create an amazing community. Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or strategist. We are currently a Towny server for version 1.21.X; we aim to make you entertained, with the content we provide on Apathy MC. Join us today as Apathy MC invites you to play with us

play.apathymc.net

DandyCraft

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, creativity, Custom, DandyCraft, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Factions, Fun, game worlds, Minecraft, Minigames, Modalities, multiplayer, Network Server., new modalities, role playing, Survival, Thrilling

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3798
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Star Shards Collected:	118
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Animals Bred:	189
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Join our exciting Minecraft Network server! We offer a wide variety of modalities, from CUSTOM. And that’s not all! We are working on exciting new modalities that will be coming soon. Come join the fun on our Minecraft Network server and experience the thrill of playing in different game worlds!

play.dandycraftt.com:25575