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MommyMinecraftDaycare

Babysitting, Boundaries, child support, childcare, co parenting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, custody agreement, disagreement, ex-partner, family dynamics, financial matters, MommyMinecraftDaycare, money issues, parenting, parenting decisions, relationship issues, shared custody, single parent, work from home

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5283
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody agreement? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of co-parenting with your ex’s new boyfriend, Jesse.

Experience the thrill of not knowing if Jesse can drive, give your kid a bath, or even show up on time. Will he be worth the $28 an hour like your current sitter? Probably not, but hey, at least you’ll have some entertaining stories to tell in the chat.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for some heated arguments and accusations as you try to navigate the murky waters of co-parenting with your ex. Will you be able to come to a compromise where your ex gets paid to watch her own kid? Only time will tell.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera, join us now! Just remember to leave your ex drama at the door, or at least until November.

BlockyLoveDisconnect

abusive behavior, addiction problems, BlockyLoveDisconnect, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, deal breaker, different values, dishonesty, incompatible lifestyles, Infidelity, lack of ambition, lack of compromise, lack of effort, lack of emotional support, lack of intimacy, lack of respect, red flags, relationship, toxic dynamics, trust issues

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Emeralds Found:	3006	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of Minecraft servers that are as boring as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate relationship tester! If you can survive the chaos and madness of our server, then you can survive anything with your partner. From lava-filled parkour courses to battling giant mutant chickens, this server will push your relationship to the limit. So come join us if you dare, and see if your love can withstand the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

HubbyRightsCraft

Backlash, consent, controversy, culture, feminism, gender equality, Gender Roles, HubbyRightsCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, marital rape, Marriage, marriage rights, Philippines, public opinion, relationships, Senator, sexual rights, social norms, society, traditional beliefs, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Dimension Hops:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, there’s this one time this senator in the philippines was all like “do husbands have sexual rights?” and everyone was like WHAAAT?! so we decided to make a minecraft server where there’s no such thing as sexual rights, only building rights! come join us and build the most epic castles and pixel art you’ve ever seen! plus, we have a secret underground club where we throw wild parties with virtual cake and dancing creepers. it’s lit, fam. join now before the senator finds out and tries to shut us down!

CuddleCritterCraft

animal lovers, Animals, CuddleCritterCraft, cuddly, cuddly toys, dangerous creatures, Earth, educational toys, Endangered species, Fun, Gift ideas, imaginative play, learning, parenting, Playtime, plush toys, Safety, stuffed animals, toddlers, toddlers toys, wildlife

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8640
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Chimeras Created:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

come join us on dis wild minecraft server where we give toddlers cuddly versions of earth’s most dangerous creatures. imagine having a pet creeper dat you can snuggle with at night, or a cute little enderman dat follows you around and helps you mine diamonds.

we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of parkour. you can challenge them to a race and if you win, you get a golden egg dat grants you three wishes.

but be careful, there’s a rumor dat a group of evil villagers have teamed up with the skeletons to take over the server. you must gather your army of cuddly creatures and defeat them in an epic battle to save the day.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on dis crazy server and experience the most outrageous adventures in minecraft history. but remember, only da bravest and craziest players can survive in our world.

NoobCraft: Where ChatGPT Can’t Outsmart You

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, capabilities, chatgpt, deep learning, Development, existential threat, Future, Humanity, innovation, Instruction, intelligence, large language models, learning, LIMITATIONS, LLMs, machine learning, Noobcraft, Outsmart, research, Skills, Technology

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

lol, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the macarena. also, our creepers are trained in ballet and our zombies throw tea parties. u can even ride on a dragon made of rainbow cheese! trust me, u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else. come join da fun and see for urself! #bestminecraftserverever

Minecraft Server: SpanglishCraft

ambiente, amistad, amor, bar de lesbianas, Citas, comunidad LGBTQ+, confianza, conversaciones, coquetear, diversion, Edición, encuentros, ESP, fiesta, hilo español, lesbianas, ligando, ligar, Minecraft, Relaciones, salir, Server, SpanglishCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate adventure of “Edición ligando en un bar de lesbianas”! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are known to break out into dance parties instead of exploding! 2. Our moderators are actually trained unicorns who sprinkle glitter and rainbows wherever they go. 3. The diamonds in our world are so sparkly that they blind any player who dares to look at them directly. 4. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle against evil zombie cheerleaders who throw pom-poms instead of brains. 5. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a crazy and hilarious time on our “Edición ligando en un bar de lesbianas” Minecraft server!

TanQueenMinecraftSMP

Appearance, beauty, beauty standards, body image, bronzed, culture, fashion, health risks, Melanoma, Obsession, self esteem, skincare, societal norms, Sun, sun exposure, sun-kissed, tanning, TanQueenMinecraftSMP, trends, UV rays, Women

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	124
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2069
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of living in a world where women are constantly obsessed with tanning? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all forms of tanning beds and spray tans! That’s right, no more orange Oompa Loompa-looking players running around our server. Join us for a sun-kissed free experience where your skin will always be pixel-perfect!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary group of players who have formed a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest block in the game – the elusive diamond-encrusted dirt block. Rumor has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless treasure?

So come on down to our wacky world of wonders and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs tanning when you can have diamond-encrusted dirt blocks and crazy adventures with fellow players? Let the fun begin!

HouseHavoc Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child influence, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, ethical dilemmas, family conflict, family dynamics, financial struggles, Friendship Dynamics, home life, homelessness, HouseHavoc, household responsibilities, Minecraft, parenting concerns, personal values, role of a homemaker, Server, Tough Decisions, tough love, traditional vs alternative lifestyles, vegetarian lifestyle, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9471
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Votes:	3041	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of living with your husband, his brooding best friend, and your adorable daughter all under one roof!

Our server features intense conversations, philosophical musings, and even some piano lessons for the little ones. You’ll never know what crazy things Steven will say next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll keep you on your toes!

With Johnny brushing off your concerns and defending his BFF no matter what, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even end up homeless if you dare to stand up to Steven!

So come join us for a wild ride of family drama, philosophical debates, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

LoveCraftedGF

ADVANTAGE, aita, Boyfriend, Caring, Caring Boyfriend, Daily, dynamic, feet, housework, love, LoveCraftedGF, Partnership, relationship, Routine, sister, smell, SWEET, teasing

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7407
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	208201	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2839	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can find the most caring and foot-rubbing partners around! Join us for a daily routine of tea, snacks, and foot massages after a hard day of mining and crafting.

Our server is filled with players who love to pamper each other and show their appreciation in the most unique ways. Need someone to take off your virtual shoes and give you a virtual foot massage? Look no further, because our community is here to make sure you feel loved and appreciated.

Forget about building epic structures or defeating dragons, the real fun is in having your in-game partner pamper you like royalty. So come join us and experience the most relaxing and loving Minecraft server out there. Your virtual feet will thank you!

TwistedMind Minecraft SMP

Cinematic, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, mind blowing movies, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Movie, movie buffs, movie recommendations, Mystery, plot twist, Shocking twists, Shocking.., smp, surprise ending, Suspense, Thriller, twist ending, TwistedMind, Twisty, unexpected, unforgettable

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2533
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	New Chunks Explored:	321297
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Farms Harvested:	750

Alright, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or surprises? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where every corner you turn is a new plot twist waiting to blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts dropping enchanted gear like it’s nobody’s business. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a talking chicken who gives out quests for epic rewards.

But wait, there’s more! Every time you think you’ve seen it all, a giant flying pig swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a build battle for the title of Master Builder. And trust me, you do not want to lose to a flying pig.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure of your life! Who needs plot twists in movies when you can have them in Minecraft?