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French Is Silly Minecraft SMP

foreign language, French, French Culture, french humor, french language, french language debate, French stereotypes, Language, language analysis, language comparison, language criticism, language debate, language humor, language learning, language perception, language stereotypes, linguistic quirks, Minecraft, Silliest, silly, smp

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	5797
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to settle the age-old debate of whether French is the silliest language! Our players have heated arguments in the chat about the pronunciation of “croissant” and whether “baguette” is just a fancy word for bread. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold French language classes taught by a talking parrot named Pierre. So come join us and let’s have a baguette-eating, beret-wearing, Eiffel Tower-building good time!

NordicNuisance Minecraft Server

Åland, cold weather, Cultural differences, denmark, downsides, faroe islands, finland, Greenland, healthcare system, high cost of living, Iceland, ISOLATION, job market competitiveness, language barriers, limited daylight, Living, long winters, Minecraft, Nordic Region, NordicNuisance, norway, Server, social welfare system, Sweden

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Star Shards Collected:	97	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Tired of freezing your pixels off in the Nordic Region? Say no more, fam! Join our Minecraft server and escape the icy grip of Denmark, Norway, Sweden, Finland, and Iceland!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about frostbite or polar bears sneaking up on you while you mine for diamonds. Instead, you can bask in the warm glow of lava lakes and build your dream castle on a tropical island made entirely of candy canes (yes, we said candy canes!).

And forget about those pesky Vikings raiding your villages – on our server, the only thing you’ll have to worry about is a herd of friendly llamas stealing your diamonds to use as bling. Plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a magical land where unicorns roam free and rainbows are made of Skittles.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the Nordic Region behind for good. Trust us, you won’t miss the cold weather or the endless nights – especially when you’re partying with creepers who can breakdance like nobody’s business.

Vincecore’s Epic Minecraft Server

boat horn, Character development, Creative, Dock Lock, Entertainment, Epic, Finisher, gimmick ideas, hard hat, high vis jacket, Million Dollar Dream, Minecraft, professional wrestling, Server, sports, Steve Door, stevedore, Vincecore, Vincecores, Vincent K. McMahon, wrestler gimmick, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Steve Door and dominate the virtual wrestling ring! Picture this: you enter the server wearing a high vis jacket and a hard hat, ready to take on any opponent that comes your way. Your theme song? A boat horn blaring on repeat, setting the tone for your epic battles ahead.

But wait, it gets even better. Your finisher move, known as “The Dock Lock,” is a variation of the Million Dollar Dream that will leave your opponents gasping for air. Join our server and show off your stevedore skills as you climb the ranks to become the ultimate Minecraft wrestler. Trust us, Vincent K. McMahon would’ve adored this gimmick – so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Mom-in-Law MineCraft Mayhem

Communication, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, Decision making, elderly care, emotional intelligence, equal partnership, family dynamics, Family Support, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Security, generational wealth, Inheritance, legal issues, life insurance, long-term planning, Marriage, MAYHEM, Minecraft, MomInLaw, parenting, sibling relationships

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Runes Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	796271
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this life insurance policy drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to win a virtual life insurance policy worth 3 million diamonds!

Just like this couple’s debate over who gets the money, you’ll have to strategize and negotiate with other players to secure your share of the virtual riches. Will you split it evenly with your Minecraft family, or keep it all for yourself? The choice is yours!

But be warned, things can get heated just like in this story. Will you be accused of being selfish for wanting more diamonds? Will you have to defend your virtual family’s right to their share? Only one way to find out – join our server today and let the drama unfold!

WeirdoCraft Minecraft Server

atypical compliment, backhanded compliment, bizarre compliment, eccentric compliment, extraordinary compliment, idiosyncratic compliment, Minecraft, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, peculiar praise, quirky compliment, Server, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, unconventional compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, unusual flattery, weird compliment, WeirdoCraft

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2250
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle, building houses out of giant mushrooms, and taming creepers as your loyal pets.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs and shoot laser beams from its eyes. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with untold riches and the admiration of all the other players.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even receive the weirdest compliment of all time – like how your pickaxe perfectly matches your shoes or how your crafting skills are so impressive they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

CraftyCrushes

attraction, Authenticity, Body language, charisma, Charm, chemistry, compatibility, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, emotional connection, eye contact, intelligence, Kindness, long term potential, Passion, Personality, physical appearance, sense of humor, sense of style, Smile, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	2527
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

What instantly makes you attracted to a person? Is it their dazzling smile? Their sparkling eyes? Nah, on our Minecraft server, it’s all about their block-placing skills! Join us if you want to find your true love based on how well they can build a castle out of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, grab your trusty chicken steed and battle it out with other players in epic jousting matches. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive Ender Dragon Taming quest? Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Ender Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a dragon in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life!

BirdBrainCrafts

BirdBrainCrafts, Blue tits, contributing, cope, demonstrate, eaten, episodic-like memory, Evolution, Food, found, garden birds, Great tits, humans, memory traits, new study, nuts, past, recall, Seeds, study

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the birds have epic memory like humans!!! they remember where they found food and when they found it, just like you remembering where you left your diamond sword in the game!!!

we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds, or battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks!!

our community is full of friendly players who will help you build the biggest, most epic castle you’ve ever seen!!! and don’t worry about losing your stuff, because the birds will remember where you left it and help you find it again!!!

so come join us on our server and experience the wild world of minecraft like never before!!! who knew birds could be so helpful in a video game?!?!

BeeHive: Modded SMP – Buzzing to Launch Soon with Sweet 1.20.1 Action and Mature Player Shops! 🐝

1.20.1, action, beehive, Biomes O’ plenty, buzzing, Chipped, Community, continents, Custom Biomes, Discord, farmers delight, Launch, Mature, mobs, Modded, Mods, placements, player, Ships, Shops, smp, SWEET, Tectonic, Terralith, Waystones

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Void Gems Collected:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7904
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Infernal Machines Built:	2

BeeHive SMP Server Overview

Description	Details
Type	Modded SMP
Focus	Building a fun community
Launch Date	Friday, 5th of July

Mods Included:

Create (and add-ons)
Eureka! Ships! for Valkyrien Skies
Additional Placements
Waystones Alex’s Mobs
Farmers Delight
Chipped

Custom biomes from Terralith and Biomes O’ Plenty improved with continents and tectonic.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelist?	Yes, it is a whitelisted server.
How can I join?	You can join by joining the Discord server and following the instructions provided there.
What are the rules of the server?	The rules will be posted on the Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them.
Can I suggest new mods for the server?	Yes, suggestions for new mods are always welcome. You can discuss them on the Discord server.

Minecraft server: /gig/ – Griefer’s Island Getaway

character builds, character demo, Character Teaser, Daily check-in rewards, Event, friendlist, furina, Gaming, genshin impact, getaway, gig, Griefers, ISLAND, Maps, Minecraft, noelle, Redeemable Codes, rosaria, Server, SIGEWINNE, Simulators, Spino Doubleblaster, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Wiki

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7096
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

Join us for insane adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and tame a dragon to be your trusty steed. Our server is so wild, you’ll be fighting off zombie hordes with a diamond pickaxe in one hand and a slice of cake in the other.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events where you can battle the Ender Dragon while riding a llama and participate in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (Disclaimer: diamond sword not actually real).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

Crafty Creations Minecraft Server

Crafty, creations, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Towns Built:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Animals Bred:	46	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on sedatives? Well, look no further, because our server is the definition of insanity!

Join us if you want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about taming a pack of killer bunnies to do your bidding? We’ve got it all, folks!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

So come on down and ask yourself, “Did I make it?” Because once you step foot on our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of pure chaos and endless laughter!

BroBrosCraft Minecraft Server

BroBrosCraft, Chores, Communication Issues, cultural clashes, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, cultural norms, Cultural traditions, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, Gender Roles, household responsibilities, in-laws, Marriage, Minecraft, Resentment, Respect, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, traditional gender roles, traditional values

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7558
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family life? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the chaos of a brother and sister-in-law who expect you to do all the chores while they sit back and relax.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone leaving dishes in the sink or complaining about back pain. And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just remember that no one will ask you to wash dishes while you’re suffering from a severe migraine.

So come join us for a stress-free Minecraft experience where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with entitled family members!