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| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 975 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Votes: | 9591 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 289 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat rap like eminem. we also got a secret underground disco party where all da mobs get down and boogie.
if u join our server, u might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil chicken army led by a giant chicken named cluckzilla.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava? it’s lit, literally. so come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest minecraft server ever created. u won’t regret it, unless u get eaten by a dancing creeper. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?
