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KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style

African, Ancient, BLOCKZ, Civilization, Conquerors, Cultural, descendants, DYNASTY, EMPERORS, GREATNESS, heritage, History, KANGZ, Kings, KraftyKangz, Legacy, Monarchy, power, pride, QUEENS, Reign, Royalty, rule, rulers, Style

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we wuz kangz n shit. Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and craziness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!

Blocky Banter

banter, blocky, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, Cuckolding, discomfort, DISRESPECTFUL, emotions, feelings, Girlfriend, Honesty, humor, loyalty, partner, relationship, Respect, serious question, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!

BlockyBooty

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Towns Built:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	New Chunks Explored:	120346
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where things get wild and crazy! Join us for a chance to witness some insane shenanigans and hilarious moments.

Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!

So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning

Abuse, Bonding, Boundaries, consent, Exploitation, family, Grooming, Guilt, healing, Incest, Manipulation, Meaning, Psychological, relationships, Secrets, sexual assault, shame, Silence, taboo, TAKES, Trauma, uncle, UncleCraft, underage

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7845
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring old skyboxes in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server has the most EPIC skyboxes you’ve ever seen! Picture this: flying pigs, raining diamonds, and a giant taco moon that lights up the night sky.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our INSANE quests and challenges. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most WACKY and WILD skyboxes in all of gaming!

Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server, where we embrace all things crazy and outrageous!

Join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the truth about Jews and their sneaky plans to destroy White Christian Gentiles. But fear not, for on our server, we will expose their masquerades as pagans, atheists, and even aliens!

Become a part of our community and learn the art of reverse blaming, where we turn the tables on those pesky Jews and their lies. No longer will you be fooled by their deceitful ways, as we arm you with the power of truth and justice!

Join us and become a proud ally in the fight against anti-Christianity, a movement fueled by the lies of the Jews and their minions. Together, we will stand strong against the forces of evil and protect our faith with all our might.

So come on in and join the fun on our Wacky World Minecraft server, where insanity reigns supreme and the truth will set you free!

Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!

#union raid, Active Codes, Additional Links, Adventures, anniversary stream, Bay, blocky, co-op, Costume Passes, Craft, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Land Eater, LAUGH, Nikkes, Optimization, ROSANNA, Sim Room Overclock, Special Recruit, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Love Letters Sent:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Enchantments Applied:	117
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have some INSANE reasons for you to join us!

– Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! – Need some general info or have questions as a new player? Check out our FAQ for all the answers you need! – Want to unlock some SECRET codes that will blow your mind? Head over to our active codes page and see what treasures await you! – And if that’s not enough, we have additional links that will take you to places you never thought possible!

But wait, there’s more! All events and updates listed below are in UTC+9, so make sure you’re ready to dive into the madness!

– Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Stream on April 20th! It’s going to be a party you won’t want to miss! – Get ready for some OPTIMIZATION on April 11th that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing! – And don’t forget about our upcoming events like Union Raid, Co-Op: Land Eater, and the mysterious 1.5th Anniversary celebration!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

big dick, good face, Great, GREATNESS, Intelligent, lonely, MAYHEM, mentally ill, Minecraft, Miserable, Misery, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-deprecating, self-doubt, self-esteem issues, single, Tall

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Love Letters Sent:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Animals Bred:	85	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1280
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Star Shards Collected:	56
Votes:	5472	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

Join us and witness the LEGEND of Yarei unfold before your eyes. Who is Yarei, you ask? Only the most powerful Minecraft player to ever grace the digital world. Rumor has it that Yarei once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Can you handle that level of AWESOMENESS?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Chloe, Yarei’s arch-nemesis. Chloe is known for her incredible building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of creepers. Will you join forces with Yarei or team up with Chloe? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the EPIC adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft LEGEND!

UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

Allies, America, Beautiful, beauty standards, Bitches, body shaming, Disgusting, German, german women, germany, Hideous, hot women, obese, old hags, physical appearance, Stereotypes, tight young beauties, Ugly, UglyCraft, vile whales, war aftermath, Women, ww2

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	7241
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!