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Blocky Borders: Because Creeper Diplomacy Failed

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9303
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Items Found:	8531
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	21
Ores Mined:	4459	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of constantly switching between Canadian and American dollars when you travel between the two countries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect solution! Join us and experience the ultimate fusion of Canada and USA in one epic virtual world.

Imagine building a hockey rink next to the Statue of Liberty, or creating a Mountie-themed roller coaster in the Grand Canyon. The possibilities are endless on our server where borders are just a mere suggestion.

Forget about passports and visas, on our server you can freely roam between maple syrup forests and skyscraper-filled cities without a care in the world. So why wait? Join us now and experience the best of both worlds in one crazy Minecraft adventure!

CraftyWasteland – Where creepers are the least of your worries

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring builds and predictable gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server where Harley has specced into a revolver build this time edition! That’s right, revolvers in Minecraft – who would have thought?

But wait, there’s more! We have Fallout 76 resources, Fallout 1 and 2 resources, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas resources! You can immerse yourself in the post-apocalyptic world of Fallout while building your dream house in Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that one player fell into a pit of FEV and came out stronger than ever! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mutations await you on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright hilarious.

CommieCraft: Where Socialists Mine for Equality and Iron Ore

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3118
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5601
Enchantments Applied:	202	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a wild jungle where chaos reigns supreme. Want to build a house made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Why not!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the infamous r9k gang, a group of players who only communicate in memes and left-wing podcasts. Join them for wild debates about the merits of universal healthcare while building giant statues of Bernie Sanders out of diamond blocks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Blocky Boys Club: Where BBC spam is the norm and creepers are the least of your worries!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or racing against a pack of explosive llamas in a high-speed minecart chase!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off! Will you be able to out-dab this elusive creature and earn its respect?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep mounts!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers disguised as friendly villagers – they’re always up to no good!

Confused Creeper’s Comedy Club: Where even the skeletons have a sense of humor!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Void Armor Forged:	30
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even HIV can’t handle it! That’s right, we’ve got the cure for your gaming blues with our wild and wacky world where even North Africa is safer than the white man’s domain. Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions and see why everyone is dying to get in (pun intended)!

BlockBusterCraft: Where your pixelated dreams come to life! #VCR

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Players Killed by Monsters:	4664	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to witness Dimitri’s epic fail of allowing the villagers to take over and turn the whole server into a wild party zone.

Need a break from the usual mining and crafting? Come on over and participate in our daily llama races where the winner gets a diamond pickaxe made out of pure gold!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King who rules over all the poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on this server, anything goes!

Red vs Blue: Minecraft Madness – Where Teams Battle for Blocks and Bragging Rights!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Potions Brewed:	35
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Void Gems Collected:	31	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Tired of the same old red vs blue battles in every game? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve taken it to a whole new level with teams like neon pink vs radioactive green! Why settle for boring when you can have a rainbow of chaos?

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling it out in a world where the grass is purple and the sky is polka-dotted. Fight alongside your teammates in epic battles that will leave you questioning your sanity (in a good way, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Unicorn, a mystical creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Blocky Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes (and a lifetime supply of diamond armor).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of color, chaos, and craziness. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking creeper along the way!

MineTale – Digging for Determination in the Deltarune World of Blocks!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Magic Items Found:	8120	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more pixelated than the blocks is your sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with memes, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

Looking for a server that’s as picturesque as a Bob Ross painting? Look no further, because we’ve got landscapes that will make you want to build a cabin and live off the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the world of DELTARUNE, where you can battle enemies and make friends with quirky characters.

But that’s not all! We’ve got exclusive merch that will make your friends jealous, from Undertale artbooks to Deltarune plushies. And if you’re feeling extra creative, check out our writebins for inspiration or dive into our fangamebin for some truly wacky adventures.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Just be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave.

Blocky B*tches & Bros Minecraft Server – Where Vindictive Women & Evolutionary Disadvantages Collide!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Magic Items Found:	5407	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	369	Holy Grails Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Tired of dealing with vindictive women in real life? Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to wear diamond armor at all times to protect themselves from potential attacks by scorned exes. Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of mutual respect and support, so you won’t have to worry about anyone bragging about their relationships or putting others down. Plus, our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and escape the drama of the real world!

Chiya’s Crazy Craft Corner: Where Ujimatsu Rules and Diamonds Drool

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5214
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	New Chunks Explored:	133973

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with basic bunnies? Well, look no further because on our server, Chiya Ujimatsu reigns supreme as the sweetest, kindest, most loyal, most beautiful, sexiest, and most feminine bunny of them all! Join us and witness the epic battles between Chiya and her rivals as they compete for the title of ultimate bunny queen. Trust us, you won’t find this level of bunny drama anywhere else. So hop on over to our server and prepare to be amazed by the one and only Chiya Ujimatsu!