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AssistQueenCaitlin Minecraft SMP

7th spot, Angel Reece, assist record, AssistQueenCaitlin, athletes, award, Basketball, Black vs White, Caitlin Clark, Competition, coverage, double double record, Iowa vs Chicago, Liberty, Minecraft, Records, Rookie, Rookie of the Year, smp, sports world, Teams, wnba

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5664
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP where the players are breaking records left and right! Just like Caitlin Clark breaking the assist record and Angel Reece breaking the double-double record on the same day, our players are constantly pushing the limits of what’s possible in the game.

We’ve got teams fighting for the 7th spot to avoid the dreaded “Liberty” (whatever that means in Minecraft), with epic battles between the Black and White teams from Iowa and Chicago. The drama is so intense, it’s getting coverage outside of the Minecraft world!

Who will win the coveted title of Rookie of the Year in our crazy SMP? Join now to find out and be a part of the madness!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

close friends, family, immediate family, Minecraft, Server, Small wedding, step siblings, step-siblings drama, step-siblings dynamics, step-siblings not invited, step-siblings not invited to wedding, step-siblings relationship, step-siblings wedding controversy, step-siblings wedding drama, step-siblings wedding etiquette, step-siblings wedding exclusion, step-siblings wedding invitation, Wedding, wedding guest list, wedding stress, WeddingCraft

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3017
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	466
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Magic Items Found:	7174
Void Gems Collected:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

So you’re looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your dream world without any unwanted guests crashing the party!

Just like how you’re limiting your wedding to immediate family and close friends, our server is limited to only the coolest players who know how to keep the peace and have a good time. No random strangers showing up uninvited here!

And hey, if your dad’s wife’s sons, Bill, Bob, and George, try to sneak onto the server, we’ve got a ban hammer ready to kick them out faster than you can say “I do.” We don’t mess around with unwanted guests, just like you don’t mess around with unwanted wedding guests.

So come join our server and leave all the family drama behind. Build, explore, and relax in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family members you barely know!

FosterCraft: No Snitching Allowed!

#authorities, Allowance, Allowed, Argument, biological daughter, Chores, Communication, Crush, drug accusation, electronics, family dynamics, foster daughter, FosterCraft, grounding, Intentions, legal trouble, misunderstanding, parenting, school incident, skittles, snitching, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Buildings Constructed:	37
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of betrayal and misunderstandings, just like in the story of Mary and Lyla.

Imagine a world where skittles are mistaken for drugs, leading to police involvement and family turmoil. Who needs reality TV when you can witness all the chaos firsthand on our server?

Join us now and see if you can navigate through the twists and turns of family dynamics, teenage drama, and questionable intentions. Will you be the hero who brings peace to the family, or will you stir up even more trouble? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

YouthfulGranny Minecraft SMP

“Youth, Adulthood, aging, changing times, cultural shifts, feeling old, generational differences, growing up, life experiences, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, perspective, Reflection, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, self-perception, smp, societal expectations, technology advancements, time passing, wisdom, YouthfulGranny

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	9156	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7025	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in a world full of zoomers? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the Fountain of Youth! That’s right, just by joining our server, you will instantly feel like a spry young whippersnapper again. Say goodbye to those aching joints and hello to endless energy for mining and building!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Time Warp Portal, where you can travel back in time to relive your glory days of playing Minecraft for the first time. Remember when creepers used to scare the pants off you? Well, get ready to experience that heart-pounding fear all over again!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and turn back the clock on feeling old. Who needs a time machine when you have a blocky world full of endless possibilities?

CraftyCraftServer

algorithm, Anonymity, biased moderation, Censorship, circlejerks, CraftyCraftServer, echo chambers, Hate Speech, hive mind, karma system, lack of diversity, Misinformation, mob mentality, Online Community, online harassment, reddit, reposts, social media, toxic behavior, Trolls

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	264	Void Gems Collected:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Tired of getting downvoted into oblivion on Reddit? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting downvoted is creepers trying to blow up your epic builds! We’ve got a community of players who will upvote your creations faster than you can say “Steve.” Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond ore and enchanted golden apples – perfect for when you need to escape the wrath of the Ender Dragon. So say goodbye to Reddit drama and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not your pet pig is wearing a top hat. Join us now and start crafting your own hilarious adventure!

CoalToIsrael Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Bans, climate change, Coal exports, CoalToIsrael, colombia, economic impact, ENERGY, energy security, Environment, Export ban, Fossil Fuels, global trade, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Natural resources, policy, renewable energy, Server, south america, Trade

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Yo, so like, come join this epic Minecraft server where we got crazier stories than Colombia banning coal exports to Israel! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes!

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, or have a pet zombie named Bob who loves to dance the Macarena!

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

BlockyFall: PokrovsCollapse

battlefield analysis, BlockyFall, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense tactics, eastern front, expert warning, front collapse, Geopolitical, military defense, military intelligence, Military operations, military strategy, national security, PokrovsCollapse, Pokrovsk city, risk assessment, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, War

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur city from fallin apart? well, this server is like that but x1000! u gotta be on ur toes 24/7 or else ur whole front could collapse! ukrainian military experts are shakin in their boots over this server, that’s how intense it is. u gotta join now or risk total destruction of ur precious city! come on, what are u waitin for??!

BlockyPsychHospital

Black residents, BlockyPsychHospital, community policing, community relations, Crime Prevention, law enforcement, mental health, mental health disparities, mental health outcomes, mental health services, Mental Health Treatment, minority communities, Police Brutality, police interventions, policing incident, Public Safety, racial disparities, racial equity, racial profiling, social justice, youth psychiatric hospitalization

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Yo, dis server be off the chain, like seriously, you gotta join for some crazy fun times! We got so much action goin’ on, you won’t know what hit ya!

So get this, right, if you join dis server, you gonna be like a superhero savin’ the day! Every time you stop a griefer or a troll, you gonna be helpin’ out a youth in psychiatric need! It’s like you’re a real-life hero, but in Minecraft form!

And get this, the more Black residents in the area, the stronger the effect! It’s like you’re on a mission to save the world, one block at a time! So come on and join us, we need all the heroes we can get to make a difference in the Minecraft world! Let’s do this!

SpudCraft: Where potatoes reign supreme and the only mods are potato skins! Join us now!

Active, application, close-knit, Collaborative, Community, Custom world, Datapacks, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Game Nights, hermitcraft, Join, Maturity, Mods, Potato, Potatoes, Reign, Safe Community, season 7, Semi-New, shopping district, skins, small group, smp, SpudCraft, SUPREME, voice chat, Welcoming

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

SpudCraft Minecraft Server
Overview:	SpudCraft is a Minecraft community focused on creating a safe and trusting environment for players to enjoy the game together. Features include a diamond economy system, easy access to spawn, voice chat mod, vanilla gameplay with essential datapacks, and a mature, interactive community.
Season:	Seventh season launched on July 5th
Website:	https://map.spudcraft.org/

FAQ

What is SpudCraft?	SpudCraft is a community brought together by a love for Minecraft, aiming to expand into a safe and trusting community.
What does SpudCraft offer?	Trust-based diamond economy system /spawn command for easy return to spawn Simple voice chat mod Essential datapacks for vanilla experience 15-year-old age requirement Kind, mature, and interactive community Collaborative build projects and events BlueMap for world exploration Custom world generation
How old is the current season of SpudCraft?	SpudCraft launched its seventh season on July 5th, making it only a month old.
How can I join SpudCraft?	Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe

SluttyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, SluttyCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1389
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3527
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex-girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more surprises than a box of chocolates (except you always know what you’re gonna get – pure chaos).

Join us if you want to experience a world where sheep can fly, pigs can talk, and creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug (which may or may not explode in your face). Our community is as diverse as a bag of Skittles – you never know who you’ll run into next.

And if you’re wondering where you can find more of that slut you met at the virtual bar last night, don’t worry – she’s probably building a castle in our server right now, ready to steal your diamonds and break your heart. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!