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SnacklessCraftEDrama

aita, anorexia, apples, baby carrots, Bananas, breakfast sandwiches, burritos, Cheese, CHIPS, corn kernels, cucumbers, ED, GRAPES, Healthy Eating, Heart Disease, home cooking, Hot Pockets, Hummus, mandarins, PCOS, Peaches, Popcorn, samosas, sandwich fillings, sauces, SnacklessCraftEDrama, SNACKS, Strawberries, Sugar, taco bowls, type 2 diabetes, veggies, yogurt

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to trigger your hunger for adventure and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds and epic battles.

Just like the OP’s niece, you’ll find yourself struggling to resist the temptation of our snack drawer filled with virtual cheese, mandarins, and even homemade burritos. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for indulging in our endless supply of digital treats.

Forget about boring old packaged snacks, on our server, you’ll only find the freshest fruits, veggies, and even hot pockets ready to be microwaved to perfection. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our pantry full of plain salt chips and corn kernels for stovetop popcorn like you’ve never experienced before.

So why wait? Join us now and prove to your family that you’re not the AH for enjoying a healthy snack-filled adventure on our Minecraft server!

KurskBridgeGoneLOL

border region, bridge destruction, Conflict, defense tactics, eastern europe, geopolitical conflict, infrastructure damage, international news, Kursk region, KurskBridgeGoneLOL, Military Action, military operation, military strategy, political tension, regional impact, security concerns, strategic target, transportation disruption, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, war zone

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

yo, so like, this minecraft server is so lit that even Ukraine be tryna destroy bridges to stop peeps from joining! they know our server is so fire that they gotta resort to extreme measures. but don’t worry, we got plenty of other bridges for you to cross and join the madness. come on over and build with us, just watch out for any angry Ukrainians trying to take us down!

HeartburnCraft – Beware of spicy adventures! Java 1.20.2+. No resets or griefing. Come join the fiery fun with 15+ online!

1.20.2, Active, Adventures, BEWARE, command, Coreprotect, Difficulty, Discord, Economy, fiery, Fun, Griefing, HeartburnCraft, InventorySaver, java, Join, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Map, Marriage, ONLINE, Pet system, Purpur, Resets, Resource, ryzen, smp, spicy, Website, zero tolerance

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Endless Night Skies:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Pay-to-win	0% pay-to-win store
Established	October 2018
World Reset	Never. World dates back to July 2019
Resource Worlds	Resets monthly
Live Map	Live Map

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there pay-to-win on HearthCraft?

A: No, there is a 0% pay-to-win store on the server.

Q: Do you have a server reset schedule?

A: The server will never reset. Ever. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: What plugins does the server use?

A: HearthCraft uses Purpur, CoreProtect, and mcMMO among others.

Q: Is there a limit on automatic farms?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can connect to play.hearthcraft.net using your Minecraft client.

Robbie’s SnowyCraft Server

beauty standards, controversial, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, internet culture, Jewish women, memes, offensive, post pro, Race, Robbie edition, Robbies, seethe, Server, SnowyCraft, social media, Stereotypes, third worlders, Thread, trolling, white beauty

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	446
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4135	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your love of controversial memes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your pro white beauty meme needs. We guarantee that our memes will make third worlders and Jewish women seethe with anger, giving you the ultimate satisfaction. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous memes and hilarious banter. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? Join now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Minecraft SMP: StegoSassSaturday – Smug Stego Daughter Edition

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Cynthia scams, DAUGHTER, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, smp, smug, smug stego daughter, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, Stego, StegoSassSaturday, thread archives, tq, Wani Hug That Gator

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4058

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game at hugthegator.xyz (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild, even the AI chatbots are getting in on the action. Plus, we have a whole archive of fics and art dedicated to our server, including a Snootbooru and Snoot fic spreadsheet. And don’t forget about our ridiculous mods, like the Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

ShowerlessSiblings

anxiety, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, emotional well being, family conflict, family dynamics, household chores, household organization, hygiene, personal belongings, personal space, respect for others, RESPONSIBILITY, Self Respect, self-care, sharing spaces, showering habits, ShowerlessSiblings, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who invade your personal space? Look no further! On our server, you can claim your own virtual shower and keep it clean without any interference from pesky brothers. Build your own Lego empire without fear of stepping on a single brick left behind by someone else.

With a community of players who understand the struggle of maintaining order in a chaotic world, you’ll never feel alone in your quest for cleanliness and sanity. Plus, with our endless array of body washes and potions, you can pamper yourself in style while exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only mess you’ll have to clean up is the aftermath of your epic adventures. It’s time to leave the real world behind and embrace the madness of Minecraft!

LoveableLadie Minecraft SMP

#generous, affectionate, Caring, charming, Compassionate, Considerate, delightful, easy to love, Empathetic, endearing, genuine, kind-hearted, likable, lovable, LoveableLadie, loving, Minecraft, selfless, smp, supportive, thoughtful, Understanding, warm-hearted

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause mayhem. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on! The crazier, the better!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Rumor has it that if you befriend them, they’ll grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Just watch out for their llama king, he’s a bit of a diva.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a crown made of cheese? It’s pure madness and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Join us now and let the insanity begin!

HauntCraft: MomentZap

emotional scars, HauntCraft, haunting aftermath, haunting consequence, haunting encounter, haunting event, haunting experience, haunting flashback, haunting incident, haunting memory, haunting moment, haunting realization, haunting recollection, haunting situation, life-changing event, Long-term impact, MomentZap, regret, traumatic experience, unforgettable, unforgettable memory, unforgettable moment

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Void Armor Forged:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and then had the entire village turn against you, chasing you with pitchforks and torches? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity (and your Minecraft skills). From exploding chickens to gravity-defying sheep, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos!

BlockyMedics: No Strikes, Just Pixels

BlockyMedics, criminal justice, DOCTORS, Healthcare, healthcare system, Hospitals, India, Justice, Medical Ethics, medical professionals, murder, nationwide strike, patient care, pixels, protest, public health, rape, Safety, social justice, solidarity, strikes, trainee, violence against women

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the doctors are on strike and the hospitals are empty cuz they too busy playin minecraft! who needs medical attention when you can be building epic structures and fighting off creepers, amirite? plus, rumor has it that the trainee’s ghost haunts the server, giving out special quests and rewards to those brave enough to seek them out. join now for a medical thrill like no other!

HolierThanThouCraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the players are so morally superior they practically poop rainbows. if you want to feel like a peasant compared to these holier-than-thou gamers, then this is the place for you. the better-than-average effect is in full swing here, so get ready to be put in your place by some seriously antagonistic personalities. who knew playing minecraft could be so morally enlightening? come join the fun and see if you can handle the superiority complex of our players. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.