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Mutie-Free Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of mutant creatures ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict no mutant policy! No more dealing with creepy creepers or pesky skeletons with extra limbs. Join us and say goodbye to muties once and for all!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered friends in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. But be warned, the Nether is also home to the infamous Cactus Queen, who will challenge you to a game of cactus dodgeball for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted cactus crown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

‘ick on ‘eck, Click, Deck, long tail, Minecraft, NECK, sick, sick on eck, smp

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	21
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Magic Items Found:	6601	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Animals Bred:	76
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

PixelatedLoveFlaws

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2542
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Endless Night Skies:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Mines Excavated:	2168
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

RedLineRuckusMC

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Animals Bred:	142	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Blocky Justice System

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Void Gems Collected:	30	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1747	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Dragons Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!