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Homestead Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of the high prices of rural land? Do you dream of owning a homestead but your wallet is crying in agony? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have all the rural land your heart desires for FREE! That’s right, no need to break the bank, just break some blocks and claim your own piece of virtual paradise.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can live out all your homesteading fantasies without ever having to deal with pesky real-life chores. Want to raise chickens, plant a garden, or build a cozy cabin in the woods? You can do it all without breaking a sweat (or your bank account).

So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best homesteading life without the hefty price tag. Who needs real land when you can have virtual land for free? It’s a no-brainer, really.

CraftyNetizens

best websites, CraftyNetizens, favorite websites, helpful websites, internet resources, Online Tools, top websites, useful websites, Website Design, website directory, website discovery, website functionality, website list, website navigation, website rankings, website ratings, website recommendations, website reviews, website search, website suggestions, website usability

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building enthusiasts out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, or battling it out in epic PvP battles with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual world, offering players enchanted items in exchange for their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server this side of the Nether!

Putin’s Craft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Corruption, Craft, criticism, Democracy, Dictatorship, equality, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Lammy, mafia state, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, Server, slave owner, world leaders

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Towns Built:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where lammy is the boss and putin is the head of the mafia state! we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie slaves and building epic castles to protect against putin’s evil schemes. lammy will guide you through the madness with her hilarious jokes and wild antics. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

CraftyCommiesMC

accountability in foreign affairs, China’s involvement in Russia, China’s support for Russia, Chinese assistance to Russia, CraftyCommiesMC, Danish government stance, Danish PM, Denmark’s position on Russia, diplomatic pressure, diplomatic relations, foreign policy decisions, geopolitical alliances, global diplomacy, global politics, helping Russia, Hold China responsible, International cooperation, international relations, political responsibility, Russia-China relations, world leaders’ statements

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1199	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mines Excavated:	1429
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Animals Bred:	131
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

so, liek, u kno wat wud b a gr8 idea? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! u kno y? cuz we hold china responsible for helpin russia! yea, u heard it rite! we r takin a stand against all dat craziness goin on in da world by playin sum blocky game! danish pm wud b so proud of us, u kno? so come join us and show dem all dat we aint gonna take no nonsense! plus, we got sum insane stories to tell u while u mine and craft and build ur way to victory! trust me, u wont regret it!

SkyHigh Slumber Party

Aircraft noise, aircraft noise effects, daily sleep rhythm, disrupted sleep, disrupted sleep-wake cycles, disturbances, disturbed sleep, night, nighttime aircraft noise, nighttime noise, Party, Poor sleep quality, restlessness, skyhigh, sleep deprivation, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep-wake cycles, Slumber

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	607621
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Gods Slained:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of sleeping with aircraft noise blasting in your ears all night long! Who needs a peaceful night’s sleep when you can have disrupted sleep-wake cycles and feel restless all the time? Our server will have you feeling like you’re living next to an airport runway 24/7! Say goodbye to boring, uninterrupted sleep and hello to the constant excitement of never knowing when the next plane will fly overhead! Join now for a sleep experience like no other!

BauBau’s Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous one out there! Join us for a chance to witness the legendary “BAU”DOL in action, born to be the ultimate Minecraft master!

Our server is so epic that even the debut was out of this world, with 3D graphics that will blow your mind! Check out our YouTube channel for all the insanity and don’t forget to follow our schedule for some mind-blowing streams.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our unarchived content for some Twitter spaces, karaokes, and other wacky surprises. And don’t miss out on our official playlist of covers and songs that will have you dancing in your minecart!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for some “baubau” singing, NSFW content, and VTL team info that will leave you questioning reality. See you on the server, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Oh noooo Minecraft SMP

Despair, Disappointment, dramatic, exaggerated, exasperation, Expression, Frustration, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, negative emotions, noooo, Oh No!, Oh noooo, reaction, Sadness, smp, social media, trending, Upset, viral

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Star Shards Collected:	212	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

FashionRebel Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Boundaries, casual clothing, Communication Issues, Disrespect, FashionRebel, Fight, freedom, friendship, group dynamics, living situation, Minecraft, no bra, refusing to change, roommates boyfriend, Server, shorts, small tops, text argument, what I wear

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3142
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value freedom and individuality above all else! Looking for a place to express yourself without boundaries? Look no further!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with rebellious players who refuse to conform to societal norms. Just like the player who dared to defy her roommate’s request to wear a bra around her boyfriend. Who needs a bra when you have the freedom to roam around in your virtual world with no restrictions?

Experience the drama and chaos of living with roommates who bring their boyfriends over without paying rent. Will you stand your ground like our fearless player, or will you give in to the demands of those who try to control your virtual wardrobe?

So come on, join our server and let your rebellious spirit run free! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in next. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun and be yourself, no matter how outrageous that may be!

ShowerCraftLOL

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, cousins, Etiquette, family dynamics, hooking up, house rules, living arrangements, moral beliefs, personal space, privacy, relationships, religious beliefs, roommates, shared bathroom, shower, ShowerCraftLOL

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Villages Defended:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness above all else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and scandal, just like the story of this player and her roommates.

Imagine a world where showering etiquette is taken to the extreme, where one must clean the bathroom “really good” after any questionable activities. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of shared showers and conservative roommates?

Embark on quests to find the perfect cleaning supplies, battle against the forces of grime and dirt, and prove yourself worthy of using the sacred shower in the master suite. Will you be the hero who restores peace and cleanliness to the land, or will you be deemed the villain who leaves water behind for all to see?

Join our server now for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own showering habits. Who knew that Minecraft could be so scandalous and clean at the same time?

HeartKillerMC SMP

cardiovascular disease, cholesterol, diabetes, emotional stress, family history, heart attack, Heart Disease, Heart failure, HeartKillerMC, high blood pressure, hypertension, inflammation, lack of exercise, obesity, poor diet, poor sleep, sedentary lifestyle, smoking, smp, stress, unhealthy habits, unhealthy lifestyle

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	465
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for what is killing your heart! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, we have insurance)!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there is never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams the lands, granting wishes to those who can catch it (good luck with that)!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your heart be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ruler of the server’s very own banana kingdom (yes, we have a banana kingdom, don’t ask why). See you on the other side, adventurer!

CrushCraft: Not the One

break up, Closure, Crush, CrushCraft, DATING, Disappointment, emotional growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, introspection, letting go, love, moving on, personal development, realization, rejection, relationship, romance, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, unrequited love

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8358
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have your crush steal them all and run off with someone else? Well, fear not! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so lit, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, mythical creatures roaming the lands, and a PvP arena where you can settle your differences with your crush once and for all (spoiler alert: you’ll totally kick their pixelated butt).

So why waste your time with someone who doesn’t appreciate your redstone skills when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!