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NotEvenTop2MinecraftSMP

beginning of the end, Decline, decline in rankings, Downfall, dropping in rankings, falling behind, losing ground, losing momentum, losing position, losing status, no longer at the top, no longer top 2, not in top 2, NotEvenTop2MinecraftSMP, out of top rankings, sliding down, slipping, slipping down, slipping out of top 2

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4427
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	453
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Villages Defended:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of being on a boring old Minecraft server where you’re not even in the top 2 anymore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night with creepers as our dance partners. Plus, our server is run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world…starting with Minecraft! So come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CakeWars Minecraft Server

birthday cake, birthday celebration, birthday surprise, cakewars, Chronic illness, Communication Issues, Divorce, emotional impact, Empathy, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, forgiveness, Guilt, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Resentment, Server, sibling relationships, Understanding

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4353
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Divine Spears Created:	26
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Then join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, guilt-free experience! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your family’s issues.

Join us and build your own virtual family with fellow players who won’t forget to show up to your birthday party! No more waiting around for unreliable relatives, just pure gaming bliss.

And hey, if you ever feel guilty about not baking a cake for someone’s birthday, don’t worry! Our server has a virtual bakery where you can bake as many cakes as you want without any family drama attached.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all that family drama behind in the real world. Trust us, it’s much more fun building castles than dealing with family feuds.

LunchBoxMixUp

AITAH, Apology, Argument, Communication, Cooking, food consumption, husband, intermittent fasting, leftovers, lunch, LunchBoxMixUp, Marriage, marriage counseling, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, PACKING LUNCH, reddit, relationship, scolding, Took wrong food container

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Buildings Constructed:	40	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Just like this 38F who got scolded by her 39M husband for taking the “wrong” container of dinner, you’ll never know what crazy situation you’ll find yourself in next. Will you accidentally mine the wrong block and face the wrath of your fellow players? Will you forget to feed your virtual animals and start a Minecraft farm feud? The possibilities are endless!

But don’t worry, our server is all about communication (or lack thereof). Just like this couple, you’ll have to navigate through misunderstandings and miscommunications to survive in this wild Minecraft world. Who knew that choosing the wrong container of food could lead to such chaos?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your every move, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up serving virtual divorce papers over a virtual carrot. The fun never ends on our server!

GoogleGoneWild Minecraft SMP

awkward Google history, awkward internet searches, awkward online searches, cringe-worthy queries, cringey Google searches, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing Google searches, embarrassing internet history, embarrassing internet searches, embarrassing search history, embarrassing search queries, funny search history, google search, GoogleGoneWild, Minecraft, mortifying Google queries, online embarrassment, regretful Google searches, regrettable searches, search engine mishaps, search engine shame, shameful online searches, smp

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8036
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft world!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of a secret underground llama society that controls the economy of the server. Or maybe you want to participate in our weekly dance-offs where the winner gets a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes confetti instead of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chicken minions that do his bidding. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, laughter, and questionable Google searches, then join our Minecraft SMP today!

WrongCraft: IrritatorMax

aggravating, ANNOYING, errors, exasperating, frustrating, Frustration, Incorrect, infuriating, IRRITATING, IrritatorMax, maddening, misconceptions, misconstrued, misinterpretations, misjudgments, MISTAKES, misunderstandings, Pet Peeves, vexing, WrongCraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mines Excavated:	1497
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of people constantly getting basic Minecraft knowledge wrong? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and never have to deal with noobs who can’t even craft a simple pickaxe again.

Our server is so amazing, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Legend has it that our admins defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding pigs. If you join us, you might just witness the craziest Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the most epic Minecraft community in the universe. Plus, we have a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden somewhere in the world…if you can find it, that is.

CraftyNations Minecraft Server

CraftyNations, Crisis, Democracy, diplomatic tensions, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, Minecraft, Nations, opposition, Politics, PROTESTS, regime change, rejection, sanctions, Server, south america, Unrest, US, Venezuela

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1757
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Potions Brewed:	40
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Chimeras Created:	4

come join our epic minecraft server, where we reject maduro just like the nations do!! we are like the avengers of minecraft, fighting against evil dictators and stuff. we even have protests in our server, but instead of signs we use pixelated pickaxes and swords. it’s like a virtual revolution, but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bad guys. so come join us and be a part of the resistance against maduro in the world of minecraft!

GrayCraft: Spy vs. Spy

#covert operations, cold war, cyber attacks, Diplomacy, Espionage, foreign interference, geopolitical tensions, gray warfare, GrayCraft, hybrid warfare, information warfare, intelligence, intelligence services, international relations, MI6, national security, political manipulation, russia, SECURITY, Spy, spy agencies, Western countries

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, fam. we got, like, dragons and unicorns and, like, a secret underground base where we plan world domination.

our players are, like, all secret agents from MI6, CIA, and, like, the KGB. we’re in, like, “gray warfare” with Russia and it’s, like, totally intense.

join us if you want to, like, save the world from evil masterminds and, like, uncover government conspiracies. plus, we have, like, unlimited diamonds and, like, the best parties in the virtual world.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join us now and become a hero in the fight against evil!

ParkedNotStolen

absent-minded, anxiety, CAR, car owner, emotions, forget, forgetful, forgetfulness, memory lapse, misplaced vehicle, mistaken identity, Panic, parked, ParkedNotStolen, parking spot, realization, Relief, Stolen, stupidity, towed, unexpected location

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	4215	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT CARS IN MINECRAFT, YES CARS! U CAN PARK THEM ANYWHERE AND NEVER FORGET WHERE U PARKED AGAIN! NO MORE STRESS OF LOSING UR CAR, JUST HOP IN AND DRIVE AROUND LIKE A BOSS. PLUS, WE GOT SECRET PARKING SPOTS THAT ONLY TRUE MINECRAFT PROS CAN FIND. SO JOIN NOW AND NEVER WORRY ABOUT LOSING UR CAR AGAIN, U DUMB DUMB!

WombCraft: High Minds & Tiny Blocks

adolescence, Attention, blocks, brain connectivity, brain development, brain health, brain structure, cannabis exposure, cognitive function, early adolescence, HIGH, mental health, mental health issues, Minds.., neuroscience, prenatal cannabis exposure, prenatal exposure, research, specific changes, study, substance abuse, Tiny, WOMB, WombCraft

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5512
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join rn!

u know how they say weed is bad for u? well, this server is like the complete opposite! if u join, ur brain will be like, soooooo connected and stuff. like, ur attention will be through the roof!

imagine ur brain on steroids, but like, in a good way. u’ll be building the sickest structures and mining like a pro. all thanks to the power of prenatal cannabis exposure!

so, like, join this server now and watch ur brain explode with creativity and awesomeness. u won’t regret it, trust me. #420minecraftlife

New White Paper Minecraft Server

abandoned city, administration, Adventure, challenge, Chaos, Community, Exploration, freedom, House Mode, Journey, Legends, Lore, Minecraft, New server, post-apocalypse, Serokamensk, Server, Survival, team-up, White Paper

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Magic Items Found:	5496	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Our server is a place where the spirit of freedom and adventure reigns!

Forget about private! In the “House” mode, you are free to build anywhere and any way you want. Explore the vast expanses, team up with other players or challenge fate alone. Remember, there is no place for weaklings here!

But that’s not all! Very soon you will be immersed in the atmosphere of the post-apocalypse in the new mode “Serokamensk”. Solve the secrets of an abandoned city shrouded in dark legends.

What awaits you:

Classic survival with elements of chaos

No privacy and spawn – we build where we want!

Atmospheric mode “Serokamensk” with unique lore

Friendly community and responsive administration

The server is just starting its journey, join us and become a part of something bigger!

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