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Momzilla Minecraft Server

aita, ALS, Apology, bad mouthing, Civil, couch surfing, cut out, Divorced, Ecstatic, Father, messy divorce, Military, Minecraft, Momzilla, Mother, Proposal, Rebuild, relationship, Rocky, Server, speak at wedding, special day, Successful, Wedding, well off

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Votes:	7945	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy family dynamics in this story.

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and maybe even settle some family disputes (in-game, of course).

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream wedding venue on 4/20 (yes, we planned it that way) while dealing with parents who just can’t seem to get along. Will you be able to keep the peace or will you have to kick them out of the virtual wedding ceremony? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories that are just as wild and unpredictable as this Reddit post. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between your mom and dad in a virtual showdown. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the chaos begin!

ExHusbandCraft: Pay4Daughter’sTests

children, co-pays, Consultation, credit card, daughter’s health, Divorce, eating habits, Endometriosis, ex husband, ExHusbandCraft, FATIGUE, financial plan, Hashimoto’s Disease, Headaches, health issues, Illness, internet fear mongering, involvement, medical expenses, Nausea, Pay4DaughtersTests, specialists, Testing

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of dealing with ex-husbands who think they know everything about their daughter’s health? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with medical mysteries, outrageous diagnoses, and ex-husband drama that will make your head spin!

On our server, you’ll embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind your daughter’s mysterious health issues. From vague symptoms to shocking diagnoses, you’ll navigate the world of healthcare like never before. And don’t worry about those pesky medical expenses – we’ve got you covered with our 60/40 split policy (with a twist)!

But that’s not all – join now and you’ll also get to experience the thrill of standing up to your ex-husband and proving him wrong once and for all. Watch as he tries to blame your daughter’s health on her eating habits, only to be shut down by the power of modern medicine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a journey full of twists, turns, and medical miracles. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

AgeCraft SMP: Wrinkles & Wisdom

AgeCraft, aging, alcohol consumption, collagen depletion, dark circles, diet, environmental factors, Fine Lines, genetics, grey hair, hydration, lack of exercise, lifestyle choices, long-term sun exposure, sagging skin, Skincare Routine, sleep habits, smoking, smp, stress levels, sun damage, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft boomer? Join our SMP where the Fountain of Youth is real and will make you look younger with every block you mine! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon uses anti-aging cream to stay looking fresh. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn back the clock and become the hottest block in town!

OverheardCraft

BIZARRE, Conversation, Curious, eavesdropping, funny, gossip, odd, off the wall, offbeat, outlandish, Overheard, OverheardCraft, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, surreptitious, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Have you ever overheard a chicken plotting world domination with a group of creepers? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you fall out of your minecart. From building giant statues of llamas to staging epic battles between villagers and zombies, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see for yourself why everyone is talking about the insanity that is our Minecraft world!

CraftyUkrainians

CraftyUkrainians, economic assistance, economic development, economic growth, economic recovery, economic stability, financial aid, financial assistance, financial support, foreign relations, funding, G7, global economy, government support, international aid, International cooperation, Investment, monetary assistance, political negotiations, Ukraine, US$50 billion

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crops Grown:	3315	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Dragon Scales Harvested:	360
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we aim to receive US$50 billion from G7 without any conditions or purpose!! why? because we are just that awesome and we deserve it!! imagine all the diamonds and gold you can get on our server with that kind of cash flow. build the biggest, baddest castle ever seen in minecraft history and rule over all the other players with your riches. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that is making international headlines for its outrageous goals? join now and be a part of the madness!

ViralTNTCraft: PARIS Immunity

antiviral immunity, antiviral response, Function, host defense, immune function, immune response, immune system, immune system regulation, immunity, Mechanism, Molecular biology, new discovery, Paris, research, RNA molecules, viral defense, viral infections, viral replication, viral RNA, viral tRNA, ViralTNTCraft, virology

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the secret of PARIS antiviral immunity system! we have viral tRNA molecules running wild and causing chaos in the virtual world! fight off viruses with your pickaxe and build your own immune system fortress to protect yourself! join now for a chance to become the ultimate virus-fighting warrior and save the minecraft world from destruction! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your sword and get ready for some crazy battles!

CraftyCreators Minecraft Server

agdg, agdg demo day, AGDG resources, aggydoggy edition, amateur game development, CraftyCreators, Demo Days, game design, game dev community, game development, game development resources, game development tools, helpful links, How to WebM, indie games, marmoreal, Minecraft, obsproject, Server, steam games, WebM converter, webmcam

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Animals Bred:	101
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where the blocks are made of pure Marmoreal and the creepers wear top hats! Join us for Demo Days, where we showcase the latest creations from our community of mad geniuses.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Aggydoggy, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it in the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it, if you offer it a diamond block, it will lead you to a secret realm filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with magic, mystery, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

HousePartyHavoc Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Boundaries, Communication, consent, couple, Decision making, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Fun, House Party, HousePartyHavoc, Intimacy, Invitation, Minecraft, offer, Open-mindedness, opportunity, Party, sexual encounter, sexual proposition, smp, social situation, Threesome

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2753	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magic Items Found:	7174

> You’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the server when suddenly a group of creepers start dancing around you, demanding you join their creeper cult. Do you accept their explosive invitation?

> You stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, who claim to be the elite llama mafia of the server. Will you join their fancy ranks or risk facing their llama wrath?

> A mysterious player named “Steve” challenges you to a build battle, but little do you know, Steve is actually a sentient block of dirt with a vendetta against all players who dare to underestimate the power of dirt. Will you emerge victorious or be buried in a pile of dirt blocks?

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters, bizarre quests, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who knows what insanity awaits you in this server?

NoPartyCrashersAllowed

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, event planning, friend drama, friendship, group dynamics, halloween party, Hosting, mutual friends, NoPartyCrashersAllowed, party etiquette, party guest, party invitation, party planning, party preparation, personal space, social etiquette, social gathering, uninvited guest

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of unwanted guests crashing your Minecraft party? Join our server where we have a strict no uninvited player policy! We don’t let just anyone waltz into our virtual world without permission.

Imagine spending hours building your dream castle, only to have some random player show up and start griefing it. Not on our watch! We make sure only the coolest and most respectful players get to join our server.

Just like the OP in this story, we value our time and effort in creating the perfect Minecraft experience. We have epic builds, fun mini-games, and exclusive events that you won’t find anywhere else. And we promise, no uninvited guests allowed!

So if you’re tired of dealing with unwanted players ruining your Minecraft fun, join our server and game on in peace. We guarantee a party like no other, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any unexpected guests crashing the party.

ParentalGriefCraft

abusive behavior, childhood experiences, childhood trauma, damaging actions, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, emotional scars, Family issues, long-term effects, messed up, neglect, parental mistakes, parental neglect, ParentalGriefCraft, parents, psychological damage, toxic relationships, traumatic memories, traumatic upbringing, unhealthy dynamics, unresolved trauma

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	105	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Zombie Dances:	6

Are you tired of your parents constantly grounding you for playing too much Minecraft? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our server and build a virtual world where your parents can’t tell you what to do!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from your parents when they try to take away your computer.

So come join us and let’s build a world where parents are just NPCs and the only rules are the ones you make!