lana del rey 2021 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Vanilla-y Awesomeness of Valoria, now with 50% less squares!

armor, awesomeness, bedrock realm, Cooking, Discord, Fun, Hidden Secrets, Lore, Medieval, mod, Mystery, opportunity, ORGANIZED, PLAYER LORE, Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft, protagnst, Secrets, Semi Vanilla, Spawn, squares, Stories, Valoria, Vanillay

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2810
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	7668	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Farms Harvested:	569
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mines Excavated:	1225

Join the Lands of Valoria Today!

Based on Protagnst’s “Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft”, the Valoria server is a bedrock realm filled with opportunity and fun!

We have a very organized discord server and unique ideas for you to experience. This realm is based on medieval Minecraft with a medieval armor mod and a very nice spawn. It is heavily reliant on player lore and stories, with Valoria’s own hidden secrets to uncover. Come join and be part of the mystery to reunite The Lands of Valoria! Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord to join.

Discord Server Invite

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the Valoria server?	The Valoria server is based on medieval Minecraft with a focus on player lore and stories.
Is there a special mod or plugin used on the server?	Yes, there is a medieval armor mod used on the Valoria server.
How can I join the Valoria server?	Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord for joining instructions.
Are there hidden secrets in Valoria?	Yes, Valoria has its own hidden secrets waiting to be discovered by players.

CraftyColonials Minecraft Server

American colonies, american revolution, colonial america, colonial architecture, colonial culture, colonial economy, colonial education, colonial expansion, colonial government, colonial independence, colonial legacy, colonial life, colonial period, colonial politics, colonial religion, colonial settlements, colonial society, colonial trade, colonial warfare, CraftyColonials, History, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have recreated colonial America…but with a twist! Instead of boring history lessons, you can experience the thrill of battling zombies with muskets and trading with villagers dressed in powdered wigs.

Join us for epic quests like the Boston Tea Party, where you have to sneak past the British guards to dump tea into the harbor. Or try your hand at farming like a true pioneer, except instead of corn and wheat, you’ll be growing diamonds and emeralds!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of creepers plotting to overthrow the colonial government. Will you join forces with them or fight against their explosive plans?

So come on down to our server and experience colonial America like never before. Who knew history could be this hilarious and action-packed?

Firstie’s AFK, Thirdies’ Minecraft Server

Afk, career advancement, Career Growth, FIRSTIE, firsties, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, Minecraft, networking, office culture, office environment, office life, office politics, procrastination, productivity, professional development, Server, socializing, thirdies, Time management, work, work ethic, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Enchantments Applied:	241
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	265	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of being a boring firstie stuck in an office all day? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the thirdies are living their best lives! We’ve got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and cows breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are throwing dance parties instead of blowing things up. So come on over and join the fun – who needs a boring office job when you can be living it up in our crazy Minecraft world!

LockBoxLULZ

adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Confrontation, family, father in-law, handyman, in-laws, Lock, LockBoxLULZ, Projects, Property, relationships, Respect, Toolbox, Tools, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6343
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ores Mined:	1209
Divine Spears Created:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1138
Buildings Constructed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server where we hide tools in secret chests all over the map and lock them with combination locks! Just like the toolbox in this story, you’ll have to crack the code to access the best tools for your projects.

But beware, just like the OP’s father-in-law, we take tool security very seriously. If you try to use someone else’s tools without permission, you might find yourself locked out of the server altogether!

Join now for a thrilling adventure filled with hidden treasures, locked chests, and maybe even some in-law drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

BlockParty Minecraft Server

4-day work week, blockparty, employee satisfaction, flexible schedule, job satisfaction, Minecraft, opinion, productivity, Server, Time management, work culture, work efficiency, work flexibility, work hours, work productivity, work schedule, work week length, work-life balance, work-life benefits, work-life harmony, work-life integration, work-life quality, work-life wellbeing

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of spending all your time in the real world working a boring 9-5 job? Well, come join our Minecraft server where every week is a 4-day work week! That’s right, spend your days mining diamonds and building epic structures instead of sitting in a stuffy office. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you rare items for their favorite snacks. So why wait? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Respawned Loot Drama

belongings, belongings dispute, belongings distribution, belongings ownership, belongings recovery, death, Drama, Estate, Inheritance, Legal, legal process, legal rights, Loot, missing persons, mistaken identity, ownership, personal effects, possessions, Probate, Property, Respawned, survivorship

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	6199
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, a player on our server was declared dead after a tragic creeper explosion. Their items were scattered and looted by other players, thinking they were gone for good. But lo and behold, the player miraculously respawned and came back to reclaim their belongings. And you know what we did? We threw a massive in-game party to celebrate their resurrection and gave them DOUBLE the amount of items they lost! That’s right, only on our server can you die and come back to even better loot than before.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the impossible is possible and the absurd is encouraged, then join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected twists await you in this wacky world. See you there!

BlackSeaSubs Minecraft Server

Black sea, BlackSeaSubs, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, naval warfare, Patrolling, russia, SECURITY, Server, submarine warfare, Submarines, surface fleet, Tensions, Ukraine, WALLOPED

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2656	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

LOL U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN RUSSIA PATROLLING THE BLACK SEA WITH SUBMARINES! OUR SURFACE FLEET GOT WOLLOPED TOO, BUT WE JUST BUILT A NEW ONE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SURVIVE THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURES IN ALL OF MINECRAFT! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE! DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER!

HostageHavocCraft

Abuse, Beaten, Captivity, captivity experience, Doctor, Emotional support, HostageHavocCraft, hostages, medical care, mental health support, physical injuries, psychological damage, Recovery, rescue, rescue mission, rescued hostages, survivor stories, Trauma, trauma therapy, Treatment, violence

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6842
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Magic Items Found:	7387
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where the players are, like, hostages who got rescued but then got beaten up almost every day, but in a fun way, you know? It’s like a wild survival challenge where you gotta fight off evil mobs and crazy players who wanna take you down. But don’t worry, there’s a doctor in the game who will, like, heal you up and stuff. It’s, like, a total rollercoaster of emotions and action-packed adventures. Join now and see if you can survive the madness!

SubwayCraft: Girth Matters!

advertising, customer service, eat fresh, fast food, Food Industry, footlong, fresh ingredients, girth, length, Marketing, matters.., meal deal, menu, Restaurant, sandwich, sandwich chain, six inch, sub of the day, sub sandwich, SUBS, Subway, SubwayCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

so, like, u know how subway talks about the length of their subs, but never the girth for some reason? well, this minecraft server is like the girth of a subway sub – THICC and JUICY. come join us for some EPIC adventures and CRAZY builds. we’ve got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and creepers that do the cha-cha. seriously, it’s a wild ride. plus, our community is as welcoming as a warm hug from a fluffy llama. so, what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the girth of minecraft like never before.

LithiumLoot: Frackin’ & Seawater Fun!

dilute liquids, discovery, Engineers, engineers discovery, environmentally-friendly, environmentally-friendly extraction, flowback, Frackin, fracking, fracking extraction, Fun, groundwater, groundwater extraction, ideal size, iron phosphate, Lithium, lithium extraction, LithiumLoot, Olivine, particle size, Seawater, seawater extraction, selective extraction

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we extract lithium from seawater like it’s nbd. we got engineers who discovered the perfect particle size for extracting that sweet sweet lithium. forget about mining for diamonds, come mine for lithium and save the environment while you’re at it. who needs frackin’ when you can join us and extract lithium from flowback like a boss. join now and be part of the most eco-friendly server in the minecraft universe.