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TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, #AtlantaGA, #ButlerPA, #ChesapeakeVA, #DonaldTrump2024, #DoralFL, #GodBlesstheUSA, #JDVance, #LizHarrington, #PresidentTrump, #RepublicanNationalConvention, #TrumpLibrary, 45office, DONALDTRUMP, MAGA, makeamericagreatagain, Minecraft, Rumble, Server, tiktok, TrumpArchive, Trumpcraft, truthsocial

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8036
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as President Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build a wall around your base and make creepers pay for it!

We’ve got more rallies and events than a Trump campaign, so you’ll never be bored. Challenge your friends to debates, hold major rallies in Grand Rapids (Minecraft version), and accept your candidacy at our virtual RNC in Milwaukee.

And if you’re feeling patriotic, join us for a special Trump-themed skin contest. Show off your best MAGA hat or Trump wig for a chance to win bigly prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheBestBase #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain #Trump2024

BlockyBlacked – Minecraft Server

ai, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Clothing, BlockyBlacked, BNWO Dictionary, cytube, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Edge Count, Editing Tutorials, Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition, general, Minecraft, NovelAI V.3, PMV Torrent, Server, Slur Strokes, SOUNDS, Templates, tutorials, waifus, Whiteboy Denial Week

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so thick, it makes your bubblegum look like a toothpick! – We have a special event called Whiteboy Denial Week, where you save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the server. It’s a bonding experience like no other! – Our AI is so advanced, it can generate unlimited gens for just $25 a month. Who needs real life when you have NovelAI V.3? – We have official BLACKED clothing available for your Minecraft character. Look stylish while mining those diamonds! – Our BNWO Dictionary will teach you all the lingo you need to know to fit in with our crazy community. – Earned Orgasms Program? Slur Strokes? We have it all on our server. Get ready for a wild ride! – And don’t forget about our PMV Torrent for all your Minecraft music video needs. It’s a party in pixel form! – Templates, editing tutorials, discords (even though they’re dead), and so much more await you on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

CareCraft: Health Hypocrite

Accommodation, bottled water, CareCraft, Communication, concerns, diabetes, eating habits, exercise habits, fatphobia, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, health, health awareness, health concerns, health problems, Hypocrite, lifestyle changes, misunderstandings, obesity, tap water, wake up call, water testing, weight gain

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	207
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	162

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where water testing and health concerns are a thing of the past! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

Are you tired of worrying about heavy metals, nitrates, bacteria, and fluoride in your water? Well, on our server, you can drink straight from the virtual tap without a care in the world! No need for single-use plastic bottles here, just pure, pixelated hydration.

And speaking of health, we’ve got a friend named Jen who’s been gaining weight for the past 8 years and is now morbidly obese. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual activities for her to enjoy without any limitations! Concert venues, hiking, farmers markets, kayaking – she can do it all in the Minecraft world.

But watch out, because if you dare offer Jen some tap water, she might just go off on you like a creeper exploding! She’s all about that bottled water life and won’t settle for anything less. And if you dare mention her weight gain or health concerns, be prepared for some explosive reactions!

So join us on our server for some laughs, some drama, and a whole lot of fun. Who knew virtual water could cause so much chaos? Let’s dive in and see what adventures await!

FateCraft: BlueScreened

accepts fate, Blue Screen of Death, BlueScreened, bug, Company, Computer, computer repair, crash, error message, FateCraft, Hardware, IT, microsoft, operating system, software, Software Development, system failure, tech industry, technical support, Technology, Troubleshooting, windows

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Towns Built:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u!

this server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in your computer! we got llamas that can rap, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance battles!

join us and you’ll be part of the most epic adventure ever! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like diamond armor that makes you invincible and a sword that shoots laser beams!

and get this, our server is so cool that even the ‘blue screen of death’ wants to join us! they tried to crash our server, but we just laughed and said “nice try, losers!”

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server ever! trust me, you won’t regret it!

BarkCraft: Where Dogs Chat!

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal companionship, Animal emotions, Animal intelligence, BarkCraft, canine cognition, Chat, Communication, dog behavior, dog training, dog-human interaction, Dogs, human-animal bond, human-animal communication, Language, pet behavior, pet communication, pet language, pet ownership, pet psychology, pet relationships

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7039
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Towns Built:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	205
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

OMG u guys, dis server is da BOMB DIGGITY! like, imagine if dogs could talk to humans, dat would be CRAZY, right? well, on dis server, not only do dogs talk to humans, but dey also tell u da best loot spots in da game! like, my doggo buddy told me where to find a secret diamond mine and i got RICH! join dis server if u want ur furry friends to help u pwn some noobs and become da ultimate Minecraft master! it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. don’t miss out, join now and let da doggos guide u to victory! 🐶💎🎮

Onfire Network

Economy, LifeSteal, lifesteal combat adrenaline gaming community strategy skirmishes warriors gamer pulse dynamics rejuvenates thrill balance consequences resilience recovery encounter seasoned tables, PvP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to the ONFIRE NETWORK, where every battle is a tale of resilience and recovery. Step into a world where each encounter fuels your strength and every blow strikes a balance between risk and reward. Our lifesteal server offers a thrilling gameplay experience where strategic prowess meets the thrill of immediate consequences. Engage in intense skirmishes knowing that each hit you land rejuvenates you, turning the tide of battle in your favor. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or new to the fray, ONFIRE NETWORK promises adrenaline-pumping action and a community of gamers who thrive on the pulse-pounding dynamics of lifesteal combat. Join us and discover the exhilaration of turning the tables with every strike.

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Echo Acres

active community, Crates, Drop Parties, EvenMoreFish, java + bedrock cross-play, Marriage, mob/player heads, Plugins, PvP, Random teleport, rank giveaway, Server Shop, Survival, Survival World, TEAM, team chest, team commands, team dominance, Team Pvp, world border

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5421
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	228
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Echo Acres is a team survival server that takes different features and aspects of the game to a whole other level. We offer over 20+ plugins that range in many different aspects with Marriage, EvenMoreFish, Mob/Player heads, and Crates. Echo Acres offers a server shop, and at Echo Acres we offer drop parties and will be giving the team leader of the top team a free rank after the first 3 weeks of the server online to the public. Echo Acres has a team plugin that allows team chest claiming and multiple team commands with setting a home for your team all the way to fighting other teams across the server for dominance. We also have a world border and random teleport. Echo Acres even has its on survival world that is not connected to any major build to make players game experience a lot better. Over here at Echo Acres we are all about making the player base have a great time. Come join and have a awesome time.

Echo Acres is java/bedrock cross play if you have any friends that has a bedrock account the Ip for it will be (51.81.5.253:25565).

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DawnCraft Minecraft Server

Casual CC Sync Meetup, Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign, Cuchulainn, DawnCraft, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gold Saucer, In-game Events, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, MEETUPS, Minecraft, patch notes, Rafflesia, Resources, sephirot, Server, Top of the Ship, Tuliyollal Instance 1, Tural Thread Throwdown, Wolves’ Den Pier

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Runes Activated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for outrageous adventures, insane events, and hilarious meetups that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

Patch Notes: We’ve added new features that will blow your mind and keep you coming back for more. From crazy mobs to wacky items, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells: Join a Free Company and make new friends who will have your back no matter what. Linkshells are a great way to communicate with other players and plan epic battles together.

In-game Events: Get ready for the Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign where you can win amazing prizes just for watching our stream. And don’t miss out on our meetups, like the Casual CC Sync Meetup on top of the ship or the Tural Thread Throwdown at Tuliyollal Instance 1.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Soulful Horniness Minecraft Server

always, coming out, comma separated, control, cooming, Generate, Horniness, in my soul, list, long tail, Minecraft, out of control, Server, Soul, Soulful, tags

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Void Gems Collected:	34	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Crops Grown:	9273
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you have a horniness in your soul that’s always cooming out of control? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated passion and naughty adventures. Our pixelated paradise is the perfect place to let loose and explore your wildest fantasies. From steamy hot tub parties to scandalous strip mining competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your horniness run wild!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

boomer, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, coping with change, CraftyCraze, emotional outburst, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Generational conflict, intergenerational tension, Minecraft, Server, STEPDAUGHTER, stepdaughter issues, stepfamily challenges, stepfamily dynamics, stepmother, wedding drama, wedding preparations, wedding stress

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5078
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Boomer bitches are welcome! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and ketchup-related incidents.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along? Come to our server where you might just walk into an unknown minefield of craziness.

Witness epic blowups and apologies, just like a soap opera but in blocky form. Who knew asking for ketchup could lead to such chaos?

Join us and meet our unique cast of characters, from the Boomer bitch to the stepdaughter with a lot of pent-up anger. Will there be more outbursts? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – pass the ketchup and enjoy the ride!