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Minecraft SMP: The WWE is the lamest form of entertainment and people who enjoy Creeper Wrestling

Adults, boxing, children, creeper, Cult, Enjoy, Entertainment, Fake, Fans, Fighting, form, lamest, Minecraft, MMA, people, Perception, PRETEND, real, Reality, smp, staged, story line, strange, Support, Wrestlers, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Astral Projections Made:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Mines Excavated:	2550
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring wrestling drama on TV? Do you want to experience REAL action and excitement? Then join our Minecraft SMP, where the battles are intense and the drama is non-stop!

Forget about fake storylines and scripted fights, on our server, every battle is a fight to the death (well, respawn point). You’ll have to use all your skills and cunning to survive against other players who will stop at nothing to take you down.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Wrestling Warriors, a group of players who dress up in ridiculous costumes and pretend to be wrestlers from the WWE. Join them in their epic battles and see if you have what it takes to become the next champion!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous wrestling action you’ve ever seen! Who needs the WWE when you can have this kind of fun?

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

4chan, Anonymity, CraftyCraze, internet communities, internet culture, internet forums, internet humor, internet memes, internet slang, internet subculture, internet trolling, King, Meme culture, Minecraft, online anonymity, online behavior, Online Community, online harassment, Server, Shill, SUICIDE WATCH, trolling

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Void Gems Collected:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and players riding on giant chickens shooting fireballs from their beaks. Our server is so wild that even the King of 4chan himself has declared it the most insane place on the internet!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground dungeons filled with loot beyond your wildest dreams, and hidden portals that will transport you to alternate dimensions where you can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer madness that awaits you! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!

DarkCraft Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, adaptation, Challenging, Combat, comparison, dark souls, DarkCraft, Difficult, fear, FromSoftware, Gaming, hesitation, Immersive, INTENSE, Minecraft, Play, rewarding, Scared, sekiro, Server, skill-based, strategy, video games

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Votes:	9268

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked in Dark Souls and now too scared to even touch Sekiro? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you can unleash your inner warrior without the fear of dying every two seconds!

Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Build your dream castle without the worry of dragons burning it down, because on our server, dragons are actually vegan and only eat tofu.

So come on and join us, where the only thing you have to fear is running out of diamonds!

Grandparent’s Cash Split Dilemma

blended family, Cash, college fund, Conflict, Dilemma, family, family dynamics, Family Support, family ties, future planning, Grandparents, half siblings, house fund, Inheritance, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, SPLIT, step siblings, stepfamily

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that and build your own family of pixelated pigs and chickens! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps that will make you forget all about your real family drama. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the true Minecraft warriors can find – it’s rumored to be guarded by a giant zombie pigman with a love for disco music! So leave your real family behind and join us for a wild ride on our server – where the only drama is whether you should build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

CraftyLGBTQ+Love

acceptance, attraction, Bi, Bisexual, Community, CraftyLGBTQLove, DATING, Diversity, equality, experiences, gender, LGBTQ, love, Men, Perspectives, Preferences, relationships, Sexuality, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Alien Abductions:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Are you tired of dating in the real world and ready to dive into a pixelated love affair? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with romance, adventure, and blocky love triangles. Date men, date women, date creepers for all we care! The possibilities are endless in our virtual world.

Experience the thrill of building a relationship while building your dream castle. Will your partner be a knight in shining armor or a damsel in distress? Only time will tell on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the love (and lava) flow! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate among the pixelated chaos.

RedCrossCraft Minecraft Server

aid worker, Belarus, Belarusian Law, Capital Punishment, Charity, crisis response, death, Foreign Worker, German Red Cross, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian, international news, international relations, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Minecraft, Red Cross Society, RedCrossCraft, sentenced, Server, volunteer, worker

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Towns Built:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have german red cross workers getting sentenced to death in belarus as our admins! why? because we love chaos and drama! watch as they try to build their way out of their death sentence while dodging creepers and zombies! it’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like our server! plus, we have a special event where players can reenact the trial and decide the fate of the worker themselves! join now for a truly unique and insane minecraft experience!

ShadowCraftUK

British Storm Shadows, Conflict, Defense, defense capabilities, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military cooperation, military equipment, military intervention, military technology, Missile, russia, SECURITY, ShadowCraftUK, strategic defense, UK Defense Secretary, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	224
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3835	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Potions Brewed:	99	Magic Items Found:	8524
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

yo yo yo listen up fam, dis Minecraft server be da bomb diggity yo! we got British Storm Shadows flyin’ all up in Russia like it’s nobody’s business, straight up savage moves from the new UK Defense Secretary, ain’t nobody messin’ with us on dis server, we be runnin’ things like a boss! come join us and witness the epicness unfold, ain’t no other server like dis one, we be makin’ history up in here! so what you waitin’ for? come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF!

LotteryLuckMC

chances, Chosen, draw, gambling, jackpot, likelihood, long shot, Lottery, LotteryLuckMC, LUCK, Numbers, Odds, phone number, Probability, Random, rare, statistics, ticket, unlikely, winning, winning ticket

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Towns Built:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

lol bro, u know what’s even crazier than winning the lottery? joining our epic minecraft server! like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. that’s basically what our server is like.

we got a secret hidden village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’ll trade u emeralds for space rocks, it’s wild. and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land. they drop golden eggs that give u super powers.

plus, we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a theme park, but way more dangerous. so if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server ever, join us now! who needs the lottery when u can have this kind of excitement every day?

VeggieCraft: Kidney Protection Zone

animal proteins, chronic disease, diabetes, diabetic kidney disease, diet, dietary choices, Effectiveness, health benefits, kidney, kidney health, Medical research, nutrition, plant based diet, plant proteins, Prevention, Progression, Pronounced, Protection, protein sources, renal function, review, Treatment, VeggieCraft, Zone

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	1859	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical plant proteins that will make your kidneys dance with joy! forget about boring old animal proteins, our plant proteins will make your diabetic kidney disease run away in fear! trust us, we have reviews that say so! join now for a kidney-tastic adventure like no other!

Astrolink

Allies, Astrolink, base building, Builder, Community, Economy, Faction, Faction Wars, Factions, fortress, Gear, Minecraft, Power Rankings, PvP, Raiding, Strategist, Survival, Territory, THRIVING, Trading, warrior

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Forge Your Faction in Astrolink – A Minecraft Factions ExperienceCalling all warriors, builders, and strategists!

Astrolink is a thriving Minecraft Factions server where you can carve your own destiny. Join a powerful faction or forge your own, gather resources, build an impenetrable base, and dominate the battlefield.

Here’s what awaits you:

Intense PvP: Unleash your combat skills in thrilling faction wars. Raid enemy bases, capture their territory, and rise to the top of the power rankings.Strategic Base Building: Construct a magnificent fortress, complete with hidden chambers, traps, and defenses to thwart any invaders.Thriving Economy: Mine, craft, and trade your way to success. Utilize the in-game economy to acquire powerful gear, rare resources, and valuable allies.Active Community: Team up with friends, forge alliances, and form lasting bonds with fellow players.

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Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

Damage Calculator, Ellen Character Demo, Ellen Character Teaser, Lore Teaser, Minecraft, Official Twitter Account, Oh Ellen Please, Redeemable Codes, Scissors, Server, Shark Tail, Signal Pull Tracker, Thread Template, Trailer, Website, Where the Miracle Began, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone, ZZZ stickers

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7398
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Towns Built:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3691
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to play as Ellen, a character with a uniform, a shark tail, and scissors! Why scissors, you ask? Because who doesn’t love running around with a pair of sharp objects in a blocky world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a lore that will blow your mind – “Where the Miracle Began” in Zenless Zone Zero. Trust us, it’s a story so crazy, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion and laughing at the same time.

And don’t even get us started on our redeemable codes! Use them in-game or online to unlock special items like catching a book or launching into the unknown. Who knows what surprises await you?

But that’s not all – we have a Signal/Pull Tracker to help you navigate through the chaos, a Damage Calculator to strategize your attacks, and ZZZ stickers to decorate your virtual world with absolute nonsense.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and laughter is guaranteed. See you in the wacky world of mystery and mayhem!