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ScreamCraft!

anger, best thing, Cathartic, Communication, emotion, EXCITEMENT, Expression, fear, Frustration, funny, humor, loud, primal, Release, scream, ScreamCraft, shouting, stress relief, Surprise, vocalization, Yelling

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you scream with joy? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to scream “I love creepers” at the top of your lungs! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-digging llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to turn all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Come scream your heart out on our server today!

BlockyIranExeCraze2024

BlockyIranExeCraze2024, Capital Punishment, death penalty, executions, gender equality, global politics, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights abuses, human rights violations, international relations, iran, iran executions, Iranian government, justice system, MIDDLE EAST, political news, social justice, UN, united nations, women’s rights violations, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our server is so lit, even the UN is talking about it. they said we have the best executions in the game, with over 900 players getting yeeted off a cliff in 2024. but don’t worry, we also have a petting zoo with cute little bunnies and llamas that spit in your face. so come on over and join the party, it’s gonna be a blast!

The Toebob SMP

active player base., awesome Minecraft SMP, awesome place to play, building maestro, Chaos, Community, discord server, lit Discord server, madness, minecraft smp, Open Arms, quality of life, redstone wizard, shopping district, Small Community, smp, sweet builds, Toebob, Treecapitator, Veinminer, wacky times, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	488
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Toebob SMP Server Overview

Features	Description
Tons of Quality-of-Life plugins	(Veinminer, TreeCapitator, Essentials and more!)
An (in-the-works) shopping district	For all your shopping needs
Active player base	Join a thriving community

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why should I join the Toebob SMP server?

We offer a 24/7 server with 10gb RAM, a vibrant Discord community, and a touch of chaos for a fun experience. Whether you’re a redstone wizard or a building enthusiast, there’s something for everyone at Toebob SMP!

How can I join the server?

You can join our Discord server using the invite link: https://discord.gg/tPrYdKQpFE. Whitelisting is fast and you’ll be part of the community in no time!

Vampire Girls Anime Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, Anime, cute, cute girls anime, cute vampire girls, Girls, Haven, long tail tags: anime recommendations, Recommendations, Vampire, vampire anime, watch, watch anime

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	773
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Bro, forget anime, join this Minecraft server! We got vampire girls that will make your heart go doki doki!

Join us for a blood-sucking good time as we build, mine, and slay zombies together!

Who needs anime when you can have a virtual harem of vampire babes to keep you company?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be seduced by our pixelated vixens, join now and start your undead adventure!

BlockyDetention

aita, BlockyDetention, Conflict, creep, dad, deputy head, discipline, Highschool, inappropriate, Intimidating, introverted, mad, material, overreact, Respect, School, skirt, Teacher, threatened, UNCOMFORTABLE, Young girls

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Are you tired of creepy teachers trying to dictate your wardrobe choices in school? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no old dudes will be tugging on your virtual skirts here.

Join our server and build a virtual world where you can wear whatever you want without judgment. No more awkward encounters with authority figures who think they can police your clothing choices. Plus, if anyone tries to mess with you, just call in your virtual dad – he’s a total badass who will scare off any troublemakers.

So come join us and escape the drama of high school. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where you can be yourself without any creepy teachers ruining your day. Trust us, this server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun!

CoverSongSMP: BetterThanOrig

artist, better, BetterThanOrig, classic, comparison, cover song, CoverSongSMP, debate, Favorite, Hit, iconic, Melody, Music, opinion, original, Popular, remake, song, trending, Version, viral, vocals

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server everrrr! Like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, it’s so OP! And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow up stuff for fun, he’s like our mascot or something lol.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion filled with zombie villagers who just want to party all night long. And don’t even get me started on our annual pig racing competition, where the winner gets a crown made out of emeralds!

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high, then come join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, our cover of “Baby Shark” is wayyyy better than the original, just saying. 🦈🎶 #bestserverever #minecraftmadness #joinusnow

RumorCraft: I Can’t Even Mine, Bro!

absurd stories, baseless gossip, Bro, comical misinformation, dumb rumour, exaggerated tales, fabricated tales, false information, far-fetched gossip, gossip, heard about yourself, laughable lies, misconceptions, mistaken identity, nonsensical rumors, outlandish rumors, preposterous claims, ridiculous hearsay, RumorCraft, silly rumors, unfounded claims, untrue stories

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Have you heard the rumour that I once built a giant statue of a potato on a Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s totally true! And if you join our server, you can help me build an even bigger statue of a giant flying spaghetti monster made entirely out of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the ability to fly in real life for 24 hours. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there!

CraftyJoe’s Minecraft Server

arms supply, biden, Conflict Resolution, CraftyJoes, crisis management., defense support, diplomatic efforts., FINAL, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military aid, military assistance, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, Political Support, Report, security assistance, Server, strategic assistance, substantial, Ukraine, Weapons package

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got biden preppin a MASSIVE weapons package for ukraine like wut even??? u can build ur own bunker and hide from the chaos or u can go full on war mode and take over the whole server like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and hidden treasures. come join the madness and see if u can survive the ultimate battle for supremacy!

CraftyComrades

aggression, border region, Conflict, counterattack, CraftyComrades, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Kiev, Military Action, military conflict, Moscow, political tensions, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Void Gems Collected:	36	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Secret Passages Found:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is LIT AF, just like Ukraine launching a counterattack on Russia! Join us and get what u deserve, just like those sneaky Ukrainians. We got crazy battles, epic loot, and even a secret base full of diamonds and emeralds. Come join da fun and show Russia who’s boss! Let’s goooooo! 🚀💥🔥 #UkraineFTW #MinecraftMadness

Blocky Bed Banter

awkward moments, banter, Bed.., blocky, bonding through humor, boosting intimacy, discomfort reduction, embarrassing mishaps, emotional connection, Funny Moments, humor in relationships, humor therapy, Intimacy, laughter in relationships, positive influence, relationship dynamics, relationship satisfaction, romantic partners, romantic relationships, sexual activity, sexual humor, sexual satisfaction, strengthening intimacy

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Animals Bred:	160	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Votes:	866	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

come join our minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life! we have so much sexual humor you’ll be laughing your pants off (literally)! our players are always cracking jokes and making everyone feel like one big happy family.

we’ve had players tell us that after joining our server, their relationships have never been better! one player even said that their partner couldn’t keep their hands off them after a night of gaming on our server.

so if you want to boost your intimacy and have a blast while doing it, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re easily offended by inappropriate jokes, then maybe stay away).