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Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

CrystalSMP • Biomes • Dungeons • Jobs • Quests

Biomes, Chestshop, CrystalSMP, Dungeons, Economy, Jobs, Landclaim, PvE, Quests, smp, Survival, Worldgeneration

Welcome to CrystalSMP! We are a player-driven SMP server that offers a unique and enhanced survival experience. Our features include:

Mobs: Encounter custom

Join us to be part of our growing community of players!

play.crystalsmp.net

Origins Reignited: Where surviving feels like herding cats in a field of creepers!

Cats, Community, CREEPERS, DIMENSION, Discord, discord server, Feels, field, Food, Furniture, generation, Herding, java edition, Minecraft, Modpack, Origins, origins mod, proximity chat, Reignited, rules, Safe, Server, smp, Structures, Surviving, Welcoming, Whitelist

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Mia’s Origins SMP Server Overview

Description
This is our second try, or sequel to our previous server, Mia’s Origins SMP. We reopened relatively recently so don’t worry about being late.
This is a modded, 1.20.1 Java edition server based around the origins mod. We have plenty of origins to choose from with various enhancements.
We do our best to moderate and keep our community a safe and welcoming place. Poor behavior will not be tolerated.
To join, whitelist on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/KZU4HhJyt2

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does the server use?	We use Minecraft Java Edition 1.20.1.
What is the theme of the server?	Our server is based around the origins mod with additional enhancements such as proximity chat, new structures, food and furniture.
How do I join the server?	You can join by whitelisting on our Discord server using the provided link.
Is there any new dimension in the modpack?	Yes, we have added a new dimension in the modpack for players to explore.

RedditJobAppMinecraftServer

discrimination, employment, gender bias, gender equality, Gender Identity, job application process, job applications, job discrimination, job hunting, Job Interview, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, job search strategies, Job Seeker, job seekers, reddit, RedditJobAppMinecraftServer, Transgender, trooning out

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Are you tired of being ignored in the real world? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where your gender doesn’t matter, because everyone is too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to care!

We have a special potion that turns your character into a magical unicorn with rainbow powers – who wouldn’t want to be a sparkly horse of legend? Plus, our community is so welcoming and inclusive that you’ll feel right at home, even if you legally troon out just for funsies.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world behind – because in Minecraft, the only gender that matters is the one you choose for your character!

Oct282011MinecraftSMPrealm

Age of the Fifth Sun, Apocalypse, Conspiracy Theory, cryptic messages, human history, internet mystery, Mayan Calendar, mysterious website, Mystery, new era, oct282011, Oct282011MinecraftSMPrealm, OMINOUS, Prophecy, school campuses, schrodinger’s cat, Sixth Sun, solved, strange website, Warning

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no mystery or intrigue? Well, look no further because our server is like a real-life puzzle waiting to be solved! Join us as we uncover the secrets of oct282011.com and unlock the mysteries of the Sixth Sun.

Rumor has it, the creators of the server are actually time travelers from the future, warning us of impending doom. But don’t worry, we’ve got a plan to save the world and it involves building epic structures and fighting off mobs like never before.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, ancient prophecies, and maybe even a little bit of magic, then join us on this crazy journey. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind oct282011 and become a hero in the process. See you on the server, adventurer!

CraftyStepDadNoGrandpa

ASK, Asshole, Boundaries, child, CraftyStepDadNoGrandpa, engaged, family, Fiance, GRANDPA, internet, Introduce, Kiddo, limited contact, Marriage, mom, Role, Rumors, step dad, Telling, UNCOMFORTABLE, Uncomfy, WIBTA

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Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where your mom’s whirlwind romance with a stranger doesn’t affect you at all!

Imagine a world where your mom’s new internet husband is actually a friendly villager who helps you build your dream castle. No awkward family dinners, just fun and adventure in a blocky paradise.

Join now and avoid the awkwardness of calling a stranger “grandpa” to your child. On our server, you can choose your own titles and create your own family dynamics. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun on our server? Join today and leave the family drama behind!

MsgMeNotLongest-Minecraft SMP

anticipation, Communication, communication skills, Connection, delayed response, emotional investment, long distance, longest wait, Messaging, MsgMeNotLongestMinecraft, online dating, patience, relationship dynamics, relationships, self-control, smp, social media, Texting, Time management, waiting for message, waiting for reply, waiting game

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Have you ever waited so long for a text back that you started questioning your entire existence? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, the wait is over before it even begins! Our players are so quick to respond, you’ll feel like you’re living in a world where time doesn’t exist. Join us and experience the thrill of instant communication like never before – who needs real life friends when you have us?

HateFoodzCraft

abhorrent foods, can’t stand, despise, detest, DISLIKES, distasteful foods, food aversions, foods to avoid, foods you hate, gross foods, HateFoodzCraft, least favorite foods, loathe, nauseating foods, not a fan of, repugnant foods, repulsive foods, revolting foods, unappetizing foods, yucky foods

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Are you tired of being stuck in a boring Minecraft server where the only food available is bland old bread and tasteless apples? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our server, we have a never-ending buffet of the most outrageous foods you can imagine! From exploding cake to rainbow bacon, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs boring old steak when you can feast on flying spaghetti monsters and unicorn burgers? And don’t even get me started on our legendary lava cake – it’s so hot, it’ll make your taste buds sweat!

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the absurd, join our server today and let your taste buds run wild. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite food that you never knew you hated!

Evacuate Me Minecraft Server

Assistance, Crisis, emergency, evacuate, evacuation, Foreign Office, Government, Help, International, Leave, Minecraft, Overseas, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, Server, stranded, Support, travel advisory, travel alert, UK tourists, Warning

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hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well boy do i have the server for u! it’s so lit, even the Foreign Office is warning UK tourists to leave their boring vacations and join us instead. they’re like “leave now and don’t wait for us to evacuate you, go play on this epic server instead!”

why should u join? well let me tell u, we have the craziest builds u’ve ever seen. we got a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused).

oh and get this, our staff is like the Avengers of Minecraft. they’ll help u with anything u need, whether it’s building a castle or fighting off a horde of zombies. they’re basically superheroes in block form.

so what are u waiting for? leave your boring vacation behind and come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and tell the Foreign Office we said hi!

MaduroLostInMinecraft

authoritarian regime, current events, Democracy, democracy in crisis, election results, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, Government, international relations, Latin America, Lost Decisively, Maduro, MaduroLostInMinecraft, News, opposition, Opposition Victory, political change, political upheaval, Politics, south america, Venezuela

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lol join our minecraft server where we have the most epic battles like the time when maduro tried to build a wall around his base but the opposition players came in with their diamond swords and totally wrecked him. it was like a political showdown but in minecraft. come join us and be part of the revolution, where even the election results are presented by the opposition. maduro may have lost decisively in real life, but in our server, anything can happen. who will come out on top? join us and find out, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

DimensionSteal

Adventure, Bosses, Classes, Crafting, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Loot, Magic, Monsters, Progression, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Skills, strategy, Survival

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Lifesteal Sever with new dimensions that makes the game different and adds a real purpose to lifesteal and what grinding means. Many dimensions to explore! Join now!

dimensionsteal.net

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	358	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchantments Applied:	176	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8925
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
New Chunks Explored:	661212	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5764
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	606	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Villages Defended:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	6557
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	4579	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Potions Brewed:	54

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3966
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Divine Spears Created:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ores Mined:	8242	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Crazy lalalalalalala Minecraft Servers

Mia’s Origins SMP Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions