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GPU Wars Minecraft Server

business decision, China, Chinese revenue, Competition, economic impact, global economy, GPU, GPUs, HUANG, international relations, market share, Minecraft, nvidia, sad news, semiconductor industry, Server, stock market, tech industry, Technology, technology news, trade war, US government, video cards, Wars

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Void Gems Collected:	35
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

71k, Beginner, Bitcoin, Blockchain, Buy, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, finance, first time, GRAND, hodl, investing, Investment, long term, market, peak, price, profit, Risk, Sell, short-term, smp, Trading, volatility

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Star Shards Collected:	77	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dimension Hops:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

CraftyClassmateCraze

Absurd, Apology, Boundaries, Chivalry, Classes, college student, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyClassmateCraze, depression, dickhead, English professor, Friend, Help, homework, RESPONSIBILITY, Rude, sick, stress, writing assignment

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Spears Created:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	1208	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3047

Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

car trouble, childcare, DEADLINE, doctor appointment, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP, Fake, family emergency, get out of work, Job, lie, Meeting, mental health, overslept, personal issue, RESPONSIBILITY, sick, stress, traffic, work, work excuse

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4232
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	69	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Digging4Diamonds

Behavior, cleanliness, common practices, conformity, cultural norms, Digging4Diamonds, Disgusting, everyday actions, gross, habits, hygiene, Manners, personal care, Repulsive, revolting, social expectations, societal norms, societal standards, taboo, unhygienic, Unpleasant

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	111	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Buildings Constructed:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

InstaCraft: Where griefers cry, diamonds fly, and creepers say goodbye! Join us now!

Active Staff, auction house, Casual players, CREEPERS, cry, diamonds, Fly, Goodbye, Griefers, InstaCraft, Join, Minimal Restrictions, Multiplayer Sleep, Non-toxic environment, Player Shops, Positive Contribution, public server, PvE, quality gameplay, Server Stability, Silk-Spawners, Technical Limits, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to InstaCraft – Your Ultimate Survival PvE Adventure in Minecraft
Embark on an incredible journey at InstaCraft, a survival PvE server designed to provide a nostalgic yet enhanced vanilla Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a lone explorer or prefer teaming up with friends, the choice is entirely yours on InstaCraft!

Server Details:
Server IP: play.myinstacraft.com
Website: MyInstaCraft
Dynmap: Explore the Map
Discord: Join us on Discord

About Us:
– Established and Going Strong: With over four years in the game, InstaCraft ensures longevity and stability for your gameplay experience.
– Our Vision: Launched on 3/3/2020, InstaCraft was born with the aim of fostering a fun, community-based public server with minimal restrictions in a non-toxic environment.

Features:
– Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
– Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
– Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
– Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
– Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.

Who We Are:
Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Simply input the server IP “play.myinstacraft.com” in your Minecraft client and join the adventure!
Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?	A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules on our website or ask our staff for clarification.
Q: Can I create my own player shop on the server?	A: Yes, you can create player shops and engage in the server’s active economy feature.
Q: How can I report incidents of cheating or griefing?	A: You can report incidents to our vigilant staff through our Discord server or in-game chat.

Ban Assault Weapons Minecraft Server

assault, assault weapons ban, Ban, firearm restrictions, gun ban proposal, gun control, gun legislation, gun policy, gun reform, gun regulation, gun rights, gun violence prevention, Minecraft, political activism, political controversy, Political debate, political statement, presidential protection, presidential safety, presidential security, Public Safety, save Trump, second amendment, Server, weapons

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is running around with guns and causing chaos? Well, look no further because our server has banned all guns and is dedicated to saving none other than President Trump himself!

Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through crazy obstacles and challenges to rescue Trump from the clutches of evil mobs. Who knew that the key to saving the president was playing Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you at all costs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us ban the guns and save Trump – it’s the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

The Blocky Blacksmith Minecraft SMP

Actors, Anthony Hopkins, Backlash, blackface, blacksmith, blocky, controversy, criticism, cultural appropriation, Diversity, film industry, History, Hollywood, insensitive, makeup, Minecraft, offensive, Performance, portrayal, public perception, racism, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123	Runes Activated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	5759
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. Our server mascot is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us now!

DadTax.exe

aita, Arguing, back pay, calculation, dad, DadTax.exe, decent paying job, driving a wedge, freeloading, good relationship, installments, Living at home, moving out, never mentioned, out of the blue, OWE, refusing to pay, Rent, saving money, shock, taking advantage, UNFAIR

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mines Excavated:	2204
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of freeloading off your dad in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house without ever being asked to pay rent!

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your dad demanding back pay for all those years of living rent-free. Join us and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can craft your own storylines, like the time your virtual dad suddenly asked for rent after two years of peaceful cohabitation. Will you pay up or rebel against the system? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the freedom of building without the burden of rent payments. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

WakeUpCraft SMP

alarm clock, Breakfast, brush teeth, check phone, Drink water, Exercise, first thing, get dressed, get out of bed, healthy habits, meditate, morning routine, productive morning, self-care, shower, smp, start the day, stretch, Wake Up, WakeupCraft, wash face, yawn

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mines Excavated:	1823	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Divine Spears Created:	15

Do you log onto our Minecraft SMP, of course! Because who needs breakfast when you can start your day by building a giant chicken statue out of diamond blocks? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who love to photobomb your screenshots. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a secret underground lair where all the creepers hang out after a long day of exploding. So what are you waiting for? Wake up and join the fun!