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BlockBusters Minecraft Server

blockbusters, desire, family, FANTASY, Forbidden, giant tits, hate, Jealousy, Laios, little sister, Minecraft, passionate, Plain, Server, Sexy, sibling, Simple, Smart, STRONG, taboo, Universe, willing

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9094
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Magic Items Found:	1530	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can find a strong, smart, passionate, and sexy little sister with giant tits who is willing to do anything for you! Forget about building blocks and mining, come join us for some scandalous adventures with Laios and his jealous haters in the universe. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy and drama-filled? Join now for a wild ride unlike any other server out there!

CraftyCostumeCraze

attire, Character, COSPLAY, costumes, CraftyCostumeCraze, creativity, Daily, dress up, FANTASY, funny, humor, imagination, office, Outfit, quirky, Ridiculous, Themed, themed days, Unconventional, Unique, work

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Farms Harvested:	108
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, craziest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself diving into a world where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds!

And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you see our costume parties! Every day is a new theme, from dressing up as a potato to strutting your stuff as a disco-loving llama. So grab your pixelated party hat and join us for a week of non-stop costume madness that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

UkraineCraft2024

administration, Adviser, biden, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign affairs, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, leadership, Négotiation, Peacekeeping, Presidency, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, UkraineCraft2024, united states, world affairs

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can help biden put ukraine in the “best position”? well, look no further cuz this server is the place for u!

come join us and help biden navigate the treacherous world of minecraft politics as he tries to make ukraine the most powerful nation in the game. who knows, maybe u’ll even get a chance to build a diamond wall around the entire country to keep out those pesky creepers.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and be a part of biden’s epic quest to make ukraine great again in minecraft!

CSS Minecraft Server: So Good or Nah?

Competitive Gaming, CSS, First Person Shooter, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming discussion, gaming experience, gaming history, gaming opinions, gaming technology, gaming trends, gaming updates., Good, graphics, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nah, Nostalgia, online gaming, review, Server, video games

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6670
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Oh honey, this Minecraft server is better than a diamond sword enchanted with unbreaking 1000! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including a flying pig mod that lets you ride around on a bacon-powered hovercraft. And let me tell you about our custom minigames – ever wanted to play Spleef on a giant ice cream sundae? Well, now you can! Plus, our community is so friendly that even the creepers have learned to stop exploding and start giving hugs instead. So come join us, because this server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action!

Dumb Down English Minecraft SMP

communication skills, cultural sensitivity, dumb, educational resources, EFL, English, English language learners., esl, language accessibility, language adaptation, language assistance, language barriers, language comprehension, language development, language education, Language Instruction, language learning, language proficiency, language support, Language Teaching, Minecraft, simplifying language, smp, teaching strategies

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7436

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who have a secret plan to take over the world one block at a time.

But don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja chickens who are dedicated to keeping the peace and ensuring that everyone has a good time. So come on down to our server and join in on the madness – just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

UnseenBeautiesMC SMP

Animal Behavior, animal kingdom, animal lovers, animal stereotypes, Animals, beauty, Creatures, Exotic animals, misunderstood, misunderstood animals, misunderstood creatures, Nature, negative reputation, Perception, smp, stigma, unappreciated, underrated beauty, UnseenBeautiesMC, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife photography

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Dimension Hops:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the pranks – we’ve had players turn entire villages into giant mazes just for fun!

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is because of the animals. Forget about the usual cows and sheep – on our server, we have a whole zoo of exotic creatures roaming around. Ever seen a pink llama with a top hat? How about a panda riding a horse? Yeah, we didn’t think so.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

EdgeWorld Selfies

conspiracy theories, Edge of the world, EdgeWorld, flat earth, flat earth believers, flat earth believers society, flat earth community, flat earth conspiracy, flat earth debate, flat earth debunked, flat earth documentary, flat earth evidence, flat earth experiment, flat earth myth, flat earth proof, flat earth research, flat earth society, flat earth theory, flat earth truth, pseudoscience, selfies

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5658
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where people think the Earth is flat? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a realm where the Earth is as round as a juicy watermelon! Our server is the perfect place for all you globe-believers out there who want to explore a world that actually makes sense.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can embark on epic quests to find the elusive edge of the world. Will you discover the truth about the Earth’s shape, or will you fall off the edge and into the abyss? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of penguin warriors who are hell-bent on protecting the Earth’s roundness at all costs. Join forces with these feathery fighters and take on the Flat Earthers in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prove once and for all that the Earth is round, just like a delicious pizza!

Blocky Baby Boom: No Abortions

abortion, Abortion bans, abortions, baby, blocky, boom, Family Planning, healthcare access, healthcare legislation, healthcare policy, maternal health, public health, reproductive healthcare, reproductive rights, state laws, sterilization, sterilization procedures, unintended pregnancies, women’s autonomy, Women’s Health, women’s reproductive rights, women’s rights advocacy, womens healthcare, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357

come join dis epic minecraft server where we dont ban abortions but we do ban boring gameplay! u can build ur own abortion clinic and perform virtual sterilizations on all da creepers and zombies! trust me, dey wont be coming back for round 2.

we got crazy mods like the “sterilization wand” and the “abortion potion” to help u in ur quest for population control. plus, if u join now, u get a free virtual vasectomy for ur character!

so come on down to our server where da only thing getting banned is boring gameplay!

SoulPvP

#exciting, Community, competitive, Ffa, Fun, Gaming, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, PvP, Rewards, Server, SoulPvP, Voting

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Votes:	2287	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Vote for Us and Win Exciting Rewards! SoulPvP is a Network Consisting 2 gamemodes Lifesteal and FFA!

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Blocky Trump’s Dick Minecraft Server

allegations, blocky, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, dick, fake news, gossip, Inappropriate Behavior, Laura Loomer, Media, Milo Yiannopoulos, Minecraft, News, Political, REPUBLICAN, scandal, Server, sexual misconduct, social media, speculation, tabloid, trending, trump, Trumps, viral

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6347
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Farms Harvested:	315	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Zombie Dances:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a magical portal to a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and diamond-encrusted chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to build entire cities in a single click.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Milo Younopollis himself! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

Ping Gura Minecraft SMP Frame Tweet

Communication, DELAY, digital communication, Discord, efficiency, frame, Frustration, gura, Minecraft, mobile alerts, Notification, notification settings, notification system, online presence, Ping, Pings, push notification, real-time updates, smp, social media, Technology, tweet, tweets, twitter

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Alien Abductions:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Our pings are so unpredictable, you’ll never know when you’ll be notified about Gura’s tweets or Panko’s latest shenanigans. It’s like playing a game of hide and seek with your notifications, but the prize is joining in on the wildest adventures in Minecraft history. Join now and prepare for the unexpected!