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GameMart Minecraft Server

Buy, Choices, decision, Decision making, Dilemma, Entertainment, Fun, game buying, game dilemma, game purchase, game selection, GameMart, games, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming industry, Minecraft, Options, Purchase, selection, Server, video games

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ores Mined:	3655	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	New Chunks Explored:	78332

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can tame it. But be warned, the llama has a mischievous streak and may prank you by turning your house into a giant cake!

If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll encounter a gang of zombie pigmen who have formed their own biker gang and challenge players to races on their hog-riding mounts. And watch out for the lava lakes, they’re actually hot tubs for the pigmen to relax in after a long day of terrorizing players.

But the real highlight of our server is the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where players can dress up the dragon in sparkly armor and compete for the title of most fabulous dragon in all of Minecraft. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such a flair for fashion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

DeckCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

100 hours, Adventure, Allies, Allybros, Community, completion, Deck Thread, DeckCraft, discussion, done, elden ring, FANTASY, finished, Game, Gaming, Legionbros, Minecraft, multiplayer, Playing, RPG, Server, strategy, Ultimate, video game

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Farms Harvested:	276	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1916
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of slaying dragons and conquering kingdoms in other games? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be slaying is creepers and the only kingdom you’ll be conquering is made out of pixelated blocks!

Allybros and Legionbros are welcome too! We don’t discriminate against any bros here, as long as you’re ready to mine, build, and survive in our crazy world.

Forget about Elden Ring, after spending over 100 hours in that game, you deserve a break. And what better way to relax than by joining our server and getting lost in a world of endless possibilities?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond mine or encounter a herd of flying pigs. The possibilities are endless on our server, so join now and let the fun begin!

SisTripGoneWrong Minecraft Server

Australia to Europe, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, expensive trip, family conflict, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial support, hiding trip, job loss, Minecraft, misunderstandings, new boyfriend, paying rent, relationship boundaries, rent assistance, rent money, Server, sister’s rent, SisTripGoneWrong, trip to Europe, trust issues, waitress job

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	3214	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Join us for a server full of surprises, just like the surprise trip to Paris that OP’s sister took without telling anyone! Who needs to pay rent when you have a mysterious millionaire boyfriend willing to foot the bill?

Get ready for some family drama that even the Ender Dragon would envy. Will OP cut off their sister or will they reconcile over a virtual block-building session? Only time will tell on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more thrilling than a Nether adventure! Who needs reality when you have a server full of craziness like this?

CraftyGatez

above ground pool, backyard, cameras, CraftyGatez, Deck, Entrances, Fence, Flowers, FRUITS, garden, GATES, home owners insurance, neighbors, no trespassing signs, Parties, Plants, private property, Property, remote control, Renovations, swimming, veggies

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Zombie Dances:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of nosy neighbors trying to crash your private pool parties? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where your virtual backyard is protected by remote control gates and no trespassing signs! Build your own stunning garden with flowers, plants, fruits, and veggies, and upgrade your above ground pool with a deck to throw the most epic parties ever!

But beware, there may be entitled neighbors trying to sneak in and demand access to your virtual pool for their own family gatherings. Will you stand your ground and protect your private oasis, or will you give in to their demands and let the chaos ensue? Join now and find out on our hilarious Minecraft server!

Minecraft Man Cave Server

#facial hair, APPEAL, ARMS, attractiveness, best part, Body, cave, chest, Confidence, EYES, Grooming, hair, Hands, Legs, Male, man, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical features, physique, Posture, Server, Smile, Style

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2193
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it, so are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a giant block creature who roams the land causing chaos and mischief. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Blocky Slayer?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

BlockyBedroomAntics

aging, Attitudes, BlockyBedroomAntics, Communication, emotional connection, Experience, fulfillment, Intimacy, Maturity, Open-mindedness, personal growth, perspective, physical changes, Pleasure, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self-acceptance, Sexuality, societal norms, Taboos

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious adventures and outrageous stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about sex and Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t be able to look at a blocky pig the same way ever again! So come on, join our server and let the fun begin!

BrexitCraft Server: TarnishedUK

Agreement, brexit, Brexit deal, BrexitCraft, controversy, Diplomacy, Economy, Europe, Europe Minister, european union, Future, global reputation, Impact, international relations, negotiations, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tarnished, TarnishedUK, Trade, uk, Withdrawal

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Villages Defended:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

so, like, if u wanna escape all the brexit drama and have a good time, u gotta join our minecraft server, cuz we got all the fun and none of the politics, ya know? like, u can build ur own lil world and chill with ur friends without worrying about all that brexit “tarnished” stuff. plus, we got this crazy story about how herobrine actually caused brexit by messing with the politicians’ minds, and now he’s trying to take over our server too! u gotta join and help us stop him before it’s too late! trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of laughs and adventure. so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s show herobrine who’s boss!

CraftyRainbowSKoreaGayLove

civil rights, constitutional rights, CraftyRainbowSKoreaGayLove, cultural shift, discrimination, equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, landmark decision, legal protection, legal recognition, LGBT community, lgbtq rights, Marriage equality, marriage rights, minority rights, progressive ruling, same-sex couples, social progress, societal change, south korea, top court

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	490	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	11

so, like, this server is like the top court of minecraft servers, ya know? we recognize all the rights for same-sex couples, just like south korea’s top court! join us if you wanna build a rainbow castle with your minecraft partner and live happily ever after in pixelated bliss. we also have unicorns and flying pigs, cuz why not? come join the fun and let your rainbow flag fly high in the sky of this epic minecraft world!

AntsLegs4Days

advanced societies, amputating limbs, Animal Behavior, ant civilization, anthropologist Margaret Mead, ants, ants civilization, AntsLegs4Days, Civilization, Evolution, future civilizations, healed femur, healing, human evolution, inherit the earth, limb regeneration, Margaret Mead, scientific discoveries, signs of civilization, societal development, societal progress

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Towns Built:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got ants that can amputate ur limbs and then HEAL them back like some kind of crazy ant civilization. imagine being able to chop off ur arm and then have it magically grow back, just like that! who needs doctors when u got ants, amirite? come join us for a wild ride of limb-chopping fun and see if u can survive in this insane ant world. u never know, u might just become the ruler of the ant civilization and lead them to conquer the entire minecraft universe. ants, man. they’re taking over.

FroggyBrickz: Resilient Amphibians Server

amphibian conservation, amphibian health., amphibians, animal welfare, chytrid, conservation efforts, deadly fungal infection, disease prevention, eco-friendly solutions, Environmental Protection, frog habitats, frog resilience, Frog saunas, FroggyBrickz, fungal disease, mini-greenhouses, research study, Resilient, saving amphibians, Server, sun-warmed bricks, sustainable practices, wildlife conservation, wildlife rehabilitation

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magic Items Found:	1569	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE FROG SAUNAS TO SAVE AMPHIBIANS FROM DEADLY FUNGAL INFECTION. WE GIVE FROGS SUN-WARMED BRICKS INSIDE MINI-GREENHOUSES TO MAKE THEM RESILIENT AGAINST CHYTRID.

COME BUILD A SAUNA FOR FROGS AND HELP SAVE THE AMPHIBIANS! WE HAVE CRAZY FUN AND INSANE STORIES ABOUT FROGS TAKING OVER THE MINECRAFT WORLD. JOIN NOW FOR A RIBBITING GOOD TIME! 🐸🔥🌿