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MeloniCraft: No Greenland for Trump!

Alliance, BELIEF, cooperation, Diplomacy, force, Government, Greenland, international relations, italy, leadership, Meloni, MeloniCraft, messages, Négotiation, panama canal, Peacekeeping, Politics, strategy, trump, Ukraine, Visit

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

so liek, come join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got all da best stuff, like seriously, we got more diamonds than Italy has pasta! and if u join, u can be part of our secret mission to stop Trump from takin over Greenland and the Panama Canal with his army of creepers and zombies. we gotta build a giant wall around Ukraine to protect it from his evil plans, but don’t worry, we got plenty of TNT to blow up any bad guys that come our way. so grab ur pickaxe and come join us on this wild adventure, cuz together we can save the world, one block at a time!

AC-less Survival Land

ACless, air conditioning, air quality, Availability, climate change, emergency department, emergency preparedness, environmental health, environmental justice, exposure, health risks, healthcare disparities, Heat Waves, Land, lower income areas, Pollution, public health, respiratory conditions, respiratory health, respiratory illnesses, Survival, vulnerable populations, Wildfire smoke

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	539
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	5547
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

So, like, this server is LIT, literally! We got so much cool stuff going on, you won’t even believe it! Like, did you know that joining our server actually reduces your risk of getting wrecked by wildfire smoke? It’s true! Our virtual air conditioning system is so top-notch that you’ll be breathing easy while everyone else is coughing up a lung. Plus, our emergency department is always open for all your respiratory condition needs. So come on over and join us, because staying cool and healthy has never been so fun!

Servergopsdd Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, Community, Cool, Creative, Fun, Gaming, kind admins, Lazy, Minecraft, Mini Games, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Server, server description, Servergopsdd, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

it’s cool here, kind admins

Server666gopsdd3.aternos.me:48791

Cops Poc Backwards 1.20.5

1.20.5, abbreviation, acronym, backwards, Community, cop, Cops, funny, humor, internet, law enforcement, meme, mfw, Minority, poc, Police, reaction, Reverse, social media, trend, viral, word reversal, wordplay

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	108
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	279
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of wackiness and craziness! Why should you join? Well, get this – cop spelled backwards is poc! Mind blown, am I right? But wait, there’s more!

On this server, you can build the most epic structures, mine for diamonds like a boss, and battle creepers like a true warrior. And guess what? We have a secret underground club where we dress up as pigs and dance to dubstep!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, my friend.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember, cop backwards is poc – it’s a sign from the Minecraft gods, bro.

WorkHrsWoes Minecraft Server

burden, Career Growth, childcare, day care, Expectations, financial limitations, household chores, income, Job Search, Kids, Marriage, Minecraft, new mom, Promotion, relationship dynamics, Sacrifices, Selfishness, Server, Support, Wife, work hours, WorkHrsWoes

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you can leave all your adulting problems at the door and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can escape from the chaos of real life. Need a break from taking care of kids and household chores? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild.

Forget about financial limitations and career pressures, on our server, the only limit is your imagination! Explore new lands, battle fierce monsters, and make new friends who understand the struggle of balancing work and family life.

So why wait? Join our server now and start your epic Minecraft journey! Who needs a promotion when you can be the master of your own virtual universe? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together on the craziest Minecraft server around!

DivorceCraft: AITA Edition

aita, BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, DivorceCraft, Edition, Emotional Abuse, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, Family secrets, fiscal abuse, Guilt, Infidelity, moral dilemma, Nonbinary, parental responsibilities, parents divorced, seeking validation, self-blame, teenage struggles, trust issues

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Looking for a place to escape from real life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and be yourself, no matter who you are. Plus, we have a strict no emotional or fiscal abuse policy – so you can game in peace without any toxic behavior.

Join us and meet other players who have their own crazy stories to share. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a Minecraft soap opera! But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

So come on over and join our server for a gaming experience like no other. Just leave the family drama at home – we’ve got enough of our own to keep things interesting!

CraftyGlobeTrotter

Adventure, bucket list, CraftyGlobeTrotter, cultural immersion, Dream destination, dream vacation, Exotic, Explore, globe-trotting, international travel, jet setting, travel, vacation, Wander, Wanderlust, world tour

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

If you could instantly visit any country in the world, where would you go and why? How about joining our Minecraft server instead? We have a magical portal that can transport you to any country in the blink of an eye! Want to visit the Eiffel Tower in France? Just step into the portal and voila, you’re there! Feel like exploring the pyramids in Egypt? No problem, our portal can take you there in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere deep within the city. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So forget about traveling the world in real life, join our Minecraft server and experience all the wonders of the world from the comfort of your own home!

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, Birthday, Camimi, former member discussion., froot, geega, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, Kson discussion, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, model debut, Mouse, Mouse discussion, MysticCraft, Nagi, official channels, Peke, Realms, vshojo, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1647
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Towns Built:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	8153	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Yo, welcome to this wacky Minecraft server! We got all the VShojo and vtuber craziness you can handle. Michi is live, giving the worst advice ever with Camimi. And it’s Mouse’s birthday, so join the celebration later with another model debut. Ignore the bait, report the trolls, and be excellent to each other, duh!

Why join? Well, we got Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen. They’re all streaming their wild antics on Twitch and YouTube, so come join the madness!

And if you’re into dedicated discussions, we got channels for Kson, Henya, Mouse, plus extended and former member discussions. It’s a party in here, so jump in and let’s get weird together!

XmasDadGoneWild

asserting boundaries, Bigotry, challenging family dynamics, Christmas drama, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, confronting prejudice, difficult conversations, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family relationships, generational differences, holiday stress, intolerance, self-care, self-doubt, setting boundaries, shame, toxic behavior, XmasDadGoneWild

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	239
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! We promise no politics, no negativity, and definitely no bigoted dads allowed!

Join us and build your own world where you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Our server is a safe space for everyone, even those who want to fall in love with their Minecraft villagers!

And if you ever encounter a player who doesn’t follow our rules, just kick them out like you would kick out a toxic family member on Christmas. Trust us, it’s way more satisfying in the digital world!

So come join our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it, unlike inviting your dad over for the holidays.

NoFearCraft

acceptance, coping mechanisms, embracing death, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fearlessness, inner peace, Life after death., mental strength, mindfulness, mortality, mortality awareness, NoFearCraft, overcoming fear, personal beliefs, perspective, philosophy, positive outlook, self reflection, spirituality

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4007
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mines Excavated:	3434
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ores Mined:	2646	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is just a minor inconvenience? Well, fear not, because on our server, death is actually a party! That’s right, when you die, you respawn in a disco ball-filled room with a DJ spinning sick beats and a buffet of enchanted golden apples. Who wouldn’t want to die over and over again just to respawn at the ultimate rave?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Death Defying Chicken. This fearless fowl has survived countless creeper explosions, falls from the highest cliffs, and even a run-in with the Ender Dragon. Join our server and witness the epic adventures of the Death Defying Chicken as it defies the odds and keeps coming back for more.

So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just the beginning of an unforgettable party and the chance to witness the incredible feats of the Death Defying Chicken. Join us now and embrace the chaos!