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BrokeBoiMC SMP

BrokeBoiMC, Childhood, disadvantaged, economic hardship, financial insecurity, financial instability, financial struggle, generational poverty, humble beginnings, lack of resources, limited opportunities, living conditions, low-income, POVERTY, poverty indicators, poverty signs, poverty stereotypes, poverty stigma, smp, social class, socioeconomic status, upbringing

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

OMG, so like, you can totally tell someone grew up poor if they don’t have a diamond pickaxe in Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, if they’re still using a wooden pickaxe, you know they were living in a dirt shack with no windows or doors. And if they’re walking around in leather armor instead of diamond armor, you just know they were eating dirt for dinner every night.

But like, don’t worry, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to flex on all those poor kids. We have so many diamonds that we use them as currency, and our base is literally made out of solid gold blocks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted gear and rare items that we stole from the Ender Dragon.

So if you want to join the coolest, richest, and most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just hit us up and we’ll hook you up with a mansion made out of emerald blocks and a pet dragon that breathes fire. Don’t be a poor noob, join us and become a Minecraft legend! #richgang #diamondsfordays #emeraldeverything

PingCraft: Phone Alert Edition

ALERT, Beep, best, Buzz, cell phone, Communication, device, Digital, Edition, electronic, Melody, mobile, Music, notification sound, Phone, PingCraft, Ring, ringtone, Sound, Technology, text message, Tone

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	734091
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of boring old notification sounds on your phone? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server filled with the most hilarious and outrageous notification sounds you can think of! Join us and experience the joy of hearing a cat meowing every time someone sends you a message or a fart noise when you get a friend request. It’s a notification sound extravaganza that will have you laughing for hours on end! So come on, join our server and never have a dull moment again!

CraftyChristmasFires

anti-Christian violence, christmas tree, CraftyChristmasFires, cultural destruction, extremist groups, Fire, Greek Orthodox town, human rights violations, international news, Middle East conflict, minority rights, Political unrest, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, Syria, Terrorism, Turkey-backed jihadists, Vandalism, War Crimes

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s lit like a Christmas tree set on fire by Turkey-backed jihadists in a Greek Orthodox town! We got mobs crazier than those jihadists, and our PvP battles are more intense than a turkey dinner on Thanksgiving!

Join us and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen, but watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to ruin your day. And don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a giant turkey boss that dropped diamond loot for days!

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Syria drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in our Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Fluoride IQ Boost Server

Boost, brain development, cognitive development., cognitive function, drinking water, environmental health, Fluoridated water, fluoride, health benefits, intelligence, IQ levels, IQ score, mental health, neurodevelopment, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, public health, research study, Server, Water, water fluoridation, water quality

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

so, like, you know how everyone is always like “fluoride in water is bad for your brain”? well, turns out it actually makes you smarter! like, this one study found that people who drink fluoridated water have, like, higher IQ scores and stuff. so, like, if you wanna be a genius and build epic stuff in minecraft, you gotta join our server! we have the smartest players around, thanks to all that fluoride in the water. come join us and level up your brain power while crafting some seriously awesome creations. who knew drinking water could make you a minecraft mastermind? come see for yourself on our server!

Islands of Arcadia

Arcadia, brand new, Brewery, Community Projects, Creative, Custom Map, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Factions, friendly community, ip address, Islands, Koth, Movecraft, Nation building, new, PvP, Roleplay, smp, Survival, Veinminer, weekly events

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336	Players Killed by Monsters:	2501
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Islands of Arcadia Server Overview

Features	Description
Cross play	Java and bedrock players can join the server
Friendly community	Welcoming and supportive environment
Custom map	Great for building your nation
Roleplay	Engage in immersive storytelling
Diplomacy	Form alliances and negotiate with other players
Plugins	Includes Towny, KOTH, Movecraft, Brewery, Veinminer

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join using the following IP and port: 104.234.139.45:25578

Q: Is the server only for Java players?

A: No, both Java and bedrock players can play on the server.

Q: How do I get started with building my nation?

A: Explore the custom map and find a suitable location to establish your nation. Use the Towny plugin to claim land and expand your territory.

Q: Can I participate in roleplay on the server?

A: Yes, roleplay is encouraged on Islands of Arcadia. Create unique characters and stories for an immersive experience.

Q: Are there any rules I should be aware of?

A: Be respectful to other players, follow the server guidelines, and avoid griefing or cheating. Refer to the Discord server for full rules and guidelines.

For more information and updates, join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/mKevUJ843S

Abyssal Explorers 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3rd person shooter, abyssal, alien insects, co-op, companion, contested planets, cooperation, Explorers, Galaxy, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Liberation, Magicka, News, Patch, PlayStation, procedurally generated, PvE, Robots, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Wiki

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3038
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mines Excavated:	4564
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like HELLDIVERS but in blocky form! Imagine fighting off hordes of alien creepers and robots to spread democracy in the Minecraft universe. Each planet is like a different biome, and you gotta complete objectives before the time runs out – it’s like a race against the clock, man!

And get this, if we work together, we can liberate the entire galaxy in Minecraft! It’s like a team effort, bro, we gotta combine our Minecraft skills to save the day. Plus, there’s a Democracy Space Station and even a Killzone collab – like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this crazy Minecraft adventure – it’s gonna be blocky madness, bro! Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Void Gems Collected:	35
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Crops Grown:	5773	Zombie Dances:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Emeralds Found:	3057
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Animals Bred:	103

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Farms Harvested:	777	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool