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Kenyan Invasion: Minecraft Edition

Africa, America, caribbean, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, Edition, FOREIGN AID, funding, Geopolitics, Government, Haiti, international relations, interventionism, Invasion, kenya, Kenyan, military intervention, Minecraft, MONEY, News, Politics, united states

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Towns Built:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further because we have the most epic server you’ll ever experience!

Join us on our server where we have a unique theme inspired by the wild adventures of Kenya invading Haiti with 60 million dollars! Who knew Minecraft could get so political?

Embark on quests to find hidden treasures in Haiti, battle it out with other players to claim your territory, and see if Kenya really puts their money where their mouth is in this crazy virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to meet the elusive Minecraft version of the Kenyan president leading the charge. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Respawn Rodeo: Where Dying is Just Another Way to Say Hello

“Youth, beauty, death, Dying, Fame, Honor, honorably, Imposter, Incompetence, INTELLECT, million deaths, MONEY, nobody, passing, POVERTY, powerlessness, respawn, rodeo, Stardom, stupidity, trans women, Transgender, Worship

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3412	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Are you tired of worshipping all the wrong things in life? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from your existential crisis! Join us and worship the almighty block, the one true ruler of the virtual world!

On our server, you can build your own temple to the block gods, sacrifice virtual chickens in their honor, and even participate in epic block-building battles to prove your devotion. Who needs money, beauty, or fame when you have the power of the block on your side?

So come join us and embrace the pixelated paradise that awaits you. Say goodbye to your earthly woes and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can stack your blocks. Worship death? Nah, we worship blocks, baby!

Crafty Kids Club: Where we learn Minecraft facts faster than you can say ‘Creeper!’

#revelation, age, Awareness, Childhood, club, cognition, Crafty, creeper, Development, discovery, education, enlightenment, Experience, facts, Faster, growth, Insight, Kids, knowledge, learn, learning, Memory, milestone, Minecraft, realization, Recollection, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Rainbows Spotted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil llamas, build a house out of diamond blocks, and discover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots! And did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with players through telepathy? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PizzaCraft: Where you can copy flags and build pasta houses! 🍕🇮🇹

BUILD, colors, Copy, cultural appropriation, design, Equal, Flag, Flags, heritage, History, Houses, Identity, Imitation, inspiration, italy, national pride, national symbol, originality, pasta, patriotism, Pizzacraft, SOVEREIGNTY, symbol, tradition, Unique

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more flags than a UN summit! Need a flag for your castle? We got you covered. Want to create a flag that will make Italy jealous? We’ve got that too.

Join our server and create the most outrageous flags you can imagine. Just remember, if you try to copy Italy’s flag, be prepared for some serious flag drama. Who knew flags could be so scandalous?

So come on over and let your flag fly high on our server. Just be ready for some flag-tastic fun!

Raptor Jesus’ Revenge: A Minecraft Server of Epic Proportions

blasphemy, come back, controversial, deity, Epic, Fandom, funny, humor, iconic figure, internet culture, Internet Sensation, Jesus, love, meme, Minecraft, never again, Parody, pop culture, proportions, Raptor, raptor jesus, Religion, Revenge, satire, Server, social media, viral

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of living in fear of Raptor Jesus returning and wreaking havoc on your Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is Raptor Jesus-proof! Our team of expert builders have constructed an impenetrable fortress to keep him at bay. Join now and never worry about being trampled by a giant dinosaur with a messiah complex ever again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. Yes, you read that right. Bacon. Trees. Need we say more?

And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, why not join our secret underground society of llama warriors? These majestic creatures are more than just pack animals – they’re trained in the art of llama-fu and will protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that come your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world where the impossible is possible and the ridiculous is just another day in Minecraft!

Pixelated Pals: The Blocky Simulation Server

Alternate Reality, Artificial Intelligence, blocky, computer simulation, Consciousness, Deep thinking, Digital World, Existence, existential crisis, matrix, mind-bending, PALS, Perception, philosophical pondering, philosophy, pixelated, questioning reality, Reality, Server, simulation, simulation theory, Technology, Thought-provoking, virtual reality

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Animals Bred:	99	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us as we uncover the truth behind our existence in this wacky world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, maybe we’ll discover that we’re all just characters in a giant simulation created by a group of mischievous aliens!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious portal and unlock its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a mind-blowing adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile for epic adventures!

3.24, Adventures, Challenge Rewards, Community, Compiled Links, CraftyExiles, Early-Access-In-2024, Epic, Exile, forum, Gaming, meets, Minecraft, necropolis, News, Online game, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile, Path of Exile general, POE 2, poeg, Previous thread, RPG, shitpost edition, Tools and Utilities, Updates

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Animals Bred:	151
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our server, where you can explore the mystical Necropolis filled with ancient ruins and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly updated with patch notes that will blow your mind. We’ve got challenge rewards that will make you question reality and PoE 2 early access in 2024! Yes, you heard that right, time travel is real on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got a whole arsenal of compiled links, tools, and utilities that will make your Minecraft experience out of this world. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

CraftingHusbandMaterial: Where you can mine for love and build a happy family in Minecraft!

aspirations, BUILD, children, Contentment, CraftingHusbandMaterial, domestic bliss, dream home, dream life, family, Future, good house, good place, Happiness, Happy, home, ideal life, Kids, Long-term goals, love, loving husband, Marriage, Minecraft, Spouse, Stability

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, wishing for a loving husband to share your Minecraft adventures with? Look no further! Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft bachelors just waiting to build a cozy house with you and start a pixelated family.

Join our server and find your perfect match among our community of players who are all searching for that special someone to craft with. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a virtual world filled with love and creepers.

So why settle for a single-player world when you can have a loving husband, kids, and a beautiful house in a place where the only limit is your imagination? Join our server now and start your pixelated love story today!

Ye Olde Potato Kingdom

Britain, british empire, Colonialism, Commonwealth, culture, Democracy, Diversity, england, History, imperialism, INDEPENDENCE, India, Kingdom, Monarchy, Northern Ireland, olde, Partition, Potato, raj, relations, scotland, United Kingdom, wales

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	5058
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Love Letters Sent:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Britain and India collide in a wacky and wild adventure! Join us for a chance to build your own Taj Mahal next to Big Ben, because why not?

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you can’t ride a llama while sipping on a cup of tea? Well, look no further! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as Queen Victoria while sipping on a virtual cup of tea that actually boosts your mining skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft player, Sir Minecraftalot, who once defeated a creeper with nothing but a baguette and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he can summon a rain of diamonds just by doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of Britain and India coming together in the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

AutistCraft: Where even the creepers are socially awkward!

AutistCraft, autists, awkward, childhood beliefs, code analysis, CREEPERS, Debunked, game design, game development, game files, game secrets, interview, lead game designer, mystery solved, Myth, Obscure, Reality, Rumors, scoured, Secrets, socially, unfounded, video game rumors, video games

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ores Mined:	8792
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Towns Built:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of falling for fake rumors and myths in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has been thoroughly inspected by expert autists to debunk all those crazy conspiracy theories you’ve heard about the game. We even managed to track down the lead game designer to confirm that there are no secret hidden levels or mythical creatures lurking in the shadows. Join us and put those wild rumors to rest once and for all!