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FartCraft: No Gas Zone!

anger, Apology, bodily function, Communication, compromise, crying, DISRESPECTFUL, emotions, family, FartCraft, FARTING, gas, husband, lack of consideration, overreacting, partner, separate room, Shaming, Toddler, tolerance, Upset, Zone

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3831	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Are you tired of being subjected to unexpected, powerful farts in your own home? Look no further, our Minecraft server is a fart-free zone! No more worrying about surprise toots ruining your day. Join us and experience the sweet smell of freedom!

We understand the struggle of living with a fart-loving family, that’s why we offer a safe haven for those who just can’t handle the stench. Our server is a fart-free sanctuary where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of a butt bomb detonating in your face.

Don’t let disrespectful farts ruin your gaming experience, join our server and say goodbye to gas-induced tears. We promise, no farts allowed – unless they’re virtual! So come on over and let’s build a world free from fart-filled nightmares.

FlexinUnknowingly – Minecraft SMP

Discreet gifts, FlexinUnknowingly, hidden talents, Minecraft, Modest wins, Overlooked assets., Quiet successes, Rare experiences, Secret abilities, smp, Subtle accomplishments, unacknowledged advantages, Unappreciated qualities, Unassuming talents, Uncelebrated achievements, Uncommon skills, Underrated achievements, Understated capabilities, Unique possessions, Unnoticed privileges, Unrecognized strengths, Unrecognized talents, Unseen accomplishments

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Animals Bred:	71
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to flex harder than a slime in a slime chunk! We’ve got more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party and more netherite than a piglin on a shopping spree. But that’s not all, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine tried to join but got banned for griefing (RIP). So if you want to join a server where the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business and the villagers trade emeralds for stacks of diamonds, then come on down and show off your flex!

BootyCraft: Aging Like Fine Wine

aging, aging effects, aging gracefully, aging process, Appearance, beauty standards, body contouring, body image, body modification, BootyCraft, Butt implants, buttocks, Confidence, cosmetic surgery, Fine, firmness, Implants, muscle tone, physical changes, plastic surgery, sagging, self esteem, wine

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	6196	Magic Items Found:	2991
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about saggy butt implants again! Our virtual world is filled with magical potions that keep your character’s booty looking perky and fabulous for eternity.

Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your perfectly sculpted derriere while battling dragons, building castles, and making friends with talking animals. Who needs real-life butt implants when you can have a flawless virtual behind that defies the laws of gravity?

So come on, join our server and let your butt cheeks shine brighter than a diamond sword in the sunlight. Because in our world, the only thing that’s drooping is the jaws of envy from all the other players who wish they had your flawless backside.

PutinCraft: Energy Dependence

arrest, controversy, cooperation, Decision making, dependence, Diplomacy, Economy, ENERGY, energy dependence, foreign policy, Government, international relations, mongolia, Politics, president, putin, PutinCraft, refusal, Resources, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, world news

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3703
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Towns Built:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

So, like, you gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, we got Putin playin’ with us, man! He’s like, buildin’ a secret base and stuff, and we’re all tryna find it and steal his diamonds, ya know? Plus, like, Mongolia is all up in here, protectin’ Putin and stuff cuz they need his energy or somethin’. It’s like a crazy spy thriller, but in Minecraft, bro! So come join us and be part of the epic adventure, man!

Celeb Baby Name Madness

Actors, Actresses, baby, celeb, Celebrities, child naming, children, Creative, entertainment industry, FAMOUS, Guidelines, Hollywood, madness, MEMBERSHIP, Naming, naming conventions, naming restrictions, regulations, rules, SAG, unique names, weird names

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Towns Built:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

so, like, u know how celebrities give their kids, like, super weird names? well, maybe it’s cuz the SAG, like, requires them to use a name that’s, like, not similar to any other members when they join. so, like, if u wanna, like, stand out and be unique, u should totally join our, like, EPIC Minecraft server! we got, like, crazy builds and, like, insane mini-games that will blow ur mind! plus, u might even run into some, like, famous people’s kids with their, like, totally wacky names! so, like, come join us and be a part of the most, like, exclusive club in the Minecraft universe!

Lipid Nano Vax: H5 LOL Avian

avian, avian flu, biodistribution, H5 avian influenza, immune response, Immunogenicity, influenza prevention, Lipid, lipid nanoparticle, lol, mRNA technology, Nano, nanoparticle delivery, npj Vaccines, self-amplifying mRNA vaccines, vaccine administration, vaccine development, vaccine distribution, vaccine efficacy, vaccine formulation, vaccine production, vaccine research, Vax, viral infections

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	31
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well do we have the server for u! it’s like a party in ur computer and everyone’s invited!

join our server for a chance to fight off mutant chickens infected with the H5 avian influenza! but don’t worry, we got u covered with our self-amplifying mRNA vaccines in the form of lipid nanoparticles.

come for the crazy battles, stay for the wild biodistribution of vaccines throughout the server. who knew saving the world could be so fun and educational at the same time?

so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s kick some mutant chicken butt together!

What is the IP for steak Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, steak

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	27531
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Holy Grails Found:	3

Steak is a high-quality, flavorful cut of meat that comes from beef animals. It is typically grilled, pan-seared, or broiled to achieve a crispy, caramelized exterior while maintaining a juicy and tender interior. Steak is a popular choice for many meat lovers due to its rich taste and versatility in cooking methods and seasonings. It is often associated with fine dining and special occasions but can also be enjoyed as a casual meal.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up messes is just part of the game!

application, BalancedRules, cleaning, CLOSET, Community, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, DrugPlugin, Dynmap, FantasyNations, Game, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Messes, Moderators, newplayers, Newworld, part, PlayerEvents, Plugins, qualityoflife, RealisticSeasons, Roleplay, smp, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	36

Janitors Closet SMP – Overview

Server Type	Lore and Roleplay
Version	1.21
Plugins	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs
Community	Tightly knit with balanced rules and moderators

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the Janitors Closet SMP, you need to fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.

2. What can I expect on the server?

You can expect to create your own fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, wars, special player-made events, and more. The server also offers quality of life plugins to enhance roleplay and storytelling.

3. Is there a Discord server for Janitors Closet SMP?

Yes, you can join the Discord server using the following link: https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj

Crafty Oshi no Ko Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Ascended, BETRAYAL, Character development, Comic, Crafty, Drama, family dynamics, FANTASY, long lost siblings, loyalty, Manga, Minecraft, Oshi, Oshi no Ko, power struggle, Redemption, romance, ruby, Secrets, Server, Supernatural, webtoon

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3563
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Ruby has ascended to bring you the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Join our server and witness the legendary Ruby, a player so skilled and powerful that she has literally ascended to a higher plane of existence. Rumor has it she can fly without wings and shoot fireballs from her eyes. And guess what? She’s looking for new recruits to join her on her epic adventures!

But that’s not all – on this server, you’ll find diamond ore that spawns in the shape of unicorns, creepers that explode into confetti, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies know how to bust a move. And did we mention the talking cows that give out free diamonds? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

So why wait? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even ascend like Ruby and become a legend yourself!

Daily School Rumble Minecraft SMP

Adventure, aliens, Anime, Chaos, comedy, Daily, Daily School Rumble, episode 1, Friends, funny, high school, humor, Manga, Minecraft, outer space, Plan1 from Outer Space, Rumble, School, school life, series, Shenanigans, smp, Students

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Earth servers? Well, look no further than Plan1 from Outer Space! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret warp gate that takes you to a whole new galaxy filled with diamonds and emeralds galore! Not to mention, our resident alien villagers are always throwing the wildest parties in their UFO houses. So come join us on Plan1 from Outer Space, where the sky’s the limit…literally!