Stats November 21, 2024
Players: |
93/300 |
Uptime: |
100% |
Rating: |
4.1 / 5 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: |
2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: |
16 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: |
10 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: |
2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: |
4 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: |
3 |
Blood Moons Survived: |
0 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: |
27 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: |
2 |
Void Gems Collected: |
15 |
Living Statues Befriended: |
2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: |
4 |
Chimeras Created: |
2 |
Rainbows Spotted: |
9 |
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so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this
server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!