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Sellner’s Block Party

Austrian activist, banned from entry, BLOCK, border control, controversial figure, entry ban, Europe, extremism, far right, free speech, government decision, HUMAN RIGHTS, Immigration Policy, international relations, Martin Sellner, Party, political activism, Public Safety, right-wing movement, Sellners, social media influencer, switzerland, travel restrictions

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5818	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

lol u know where they don’t impose entry bans? on our epic minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. we have unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers and giant chickens that lay diamond eggs. plus, our resident wizard can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and let’s make some memories together!

Heart Stopper Server

Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal evolution, animal instincts, animal physiology, animal survival, autonomous heart, biological adaptation, Cardiac function, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary trait, Heart, heart autonomy, heart control, Heart function, physiological traits, self-regulation, Server, stopper, survival instincts, voluntary actions, voluntary death

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Magic Items Found:	5771
Potions Brewed:	90	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE HEARTS THAT CAN STOP ON COMMAND! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! IMAGINE PVP BATTLES WHERE YOU CAN LITERALLY STOP YOUR HEART TO AVOID GETTING KILLED! IT’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF GAMING, FOLKS! PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS UNICORNS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE ATTACKING YOU. IT’S A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA! JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZINESS!

Sticky Silk Server

adhere, adhesive properties, arachnid-inspired, biomimicry, fluid material, groundbreaking invention, innovative technology, lifting capacity, material science, needle, pick up objects, science fiction, Server, silk, solidifies, spider man, sticky, sticky silk fibers, strength, STRONG, superhero inspiration, web-slinging technology, weightlifting fibers

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Love Letters Sent:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44

COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE SPIDER-MAN INSPIRED STICKY SILK FIBERS THAT CAN LIFT 80 TIMES THEIR WEIGHT! IMAGINE SWINGING THROUGH THE MINECRAFT WORLD LIKE A TRUE SUPERHERO, PICKING UP OBJECTS WITH OUR AMAZING WEB-SLINGING TECHNOLOGY.

OUR FLUID MATERIAL SHOOTS OUT OF A NEEDLE AND SOLIDIFIES INTO STRONG, STICKY WEBS THAT CAN ADHERE TO ANYTHING. YOU’LL BE ABLE TO BUILD LIKE NEVER BEFORE, CREATING EPIC STRUCTURES WITH EASE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF BEING A MINECRAFT SUPERHERO!

Worst Minecraft Server Ever

character design, competitive queues, Deadlock, diversity hiring, early access, Frames Per Second, game development, game industry, gtav, indie company, mega-alpha, Minecraft, Minorities, passionate developers, performance issues, pre-pre-alpha, public streaming, Server, Steam, streaming platform, ugly characters, valve developers, WORST

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2077
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Mines Excavated:	3700
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Potions Brewed:	168
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!

Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!

Wtf is Halal Investing Minecraft SMP

#youtube, app, Champion, China, debt slavery, debt trap, ethical investing, Explanation, finance, financial literacy, halal, halal investing, investing, investing strategies, Islamic finance, khabib Nurmagomedov, Minecraft, MMA champion, Muslim, Promotion, russia, Russian Muslim, smp, Video, WTF

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Russian Muslim MMA champion Khabib Nurmagomedov is leading the charge against China’s debt slavery with his halal investing app. That’s right, Khabib is not only a beast in the ring, but he’s also a financial wizard! Join us as we fight the good fight against economic oppression while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew Minecraft could be so socially conscious and action-packed? Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and be a part of something truly unique and ridiculous!

HeavyCraft SMP

Burnout, coping strategies, emotional wellbeing, feeling overwhelmed, HeavyCraft, mental exhaustion, mental fatigue, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health coping strategies, Mental health resources, mental health self-care., mental health support, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, relaxation techniques, self care tips, self help, self-care, smp, Stress Management, stress relief

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3209
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP where gravity doesn’t exist and everything is as light as a feather! We’ve got flying pigs, levitating trees, and even a floating castle made entirely of cotton candy. Need a break from the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual realm where the only weight you’ll feel is the weight of all the diamonds you’ll be mining. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and defy gravity in the most ridiculous way possible!

TalentCrafters

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Dragons Tamed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Crops Grown:	1038
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6484	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you a master at building giant statues of llamas out of diamond blocks? Can you ride a pig while juggling flaming swords? Do you have the ability to tame creepers and make them your loyal pets? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you belong on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Show off your unique talents and skills in our wacky world where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for riding chickens into battle or brewing potions that turn you into a giant slime!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Nuke-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

activism, anti-nuclear movement, Diplomacy, disarmament, global security, hiroshima, Humanitarian efforts, International cooperation, international relations, Japan, Minecraft, nagasaki, Nihon Hidankyo, Nobel Peace Prize, non-proliferation, nuclear disarmament, nuclear warfare, nuclear weapons, NukeFreeCraft, peace advocacy, Peacebuilding, Server, world peace

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8481
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	New Chunks Explored:	196090
Enchantments Applied:	53	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

join our epic minecraft server and you will be awarded a nobel peace prize like nihon hidankyo for trying to make the world free of nuclear weapons. because on our server, we have so many creeper explosions that you will feel like you are in a nuclear war zone. but don’t worry, because our admins are like peacekeepers, always trying to restore order and harmony in the chaos. so come join us and be a hero for peace, or at least for surviving the creeper attacks.

BuchaCraft: Pope’s Painting Showdown

Bucha massacre, BuchaCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic gesture, global politics, historical event, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, memorial, Painting, peace talks, political gifts, pope, POPES, russia, showdown, Tragedy, Ukraine, Vatican meeting, War Crimes, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magic Items Found:	8929	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

lol this server is like a virtual vatican meeting but with minecraft blocks! join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. we even have a special quest where you gotta give the pope a painting about a made-up massacre in bucha! who knew minecraft could be so scandalous? come join the fun and see what other wacky quests we have in store for you!

Virus Cocktail K-Pneumoniae Fun

Cocktail, Fun, KPneumoniae, Virus

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Void Gems Collected:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got a cocktail of viruses that will cure all your Klebsiella pneumoniae infections! forget potions and golden apples, we got viruses, baby!

imagine battling mobs while also fighting off deadly bacteria with our special virus-infused weapons. it’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in a fun way!

join now and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where viruses are your friends and bacteria are your enemies. who knew that getting sick could be so much fun?

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s infect this server with some good times!