We got more diamonds than your grandma’s jewelry box, I swear!
And the mobs? They’re so dumb, they make the villagers look like Einstein!
Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF, you’ll be slaying fools left and right like a Minecraft ninja!
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build some epic shit together!
we have a special potion in the game that will make you feel like a young whippersnapper again, no need for heavy drinking here! our friendly community will support you through this transition and help you adjust to this new chapter in your life.
so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s build a better, happier retirement together! who knew minecraft could be the key to a fulfilling retirement?
The Tree SMP is a vanilla Minecraft server which as of the new year of 2025 has just started! PvP is enabled but not enforced. Feel free to work together or do your own thing along with quality of life plugins like simple tpa. Also, to add more of and original Minecraft feel. If the dragon has already been defeated within the week it will be respawned even if no one respawns it themselves. Have fun! (JOIN THE DISCORD TO GET WHITELISTED!!!)
142.4.223.208:2063 Click to copy
The best PUBLIC SURVIVAL SMP available for both Bedrock and Java!
– Both Java and Bedrock – Java Version 1.20+ – IP: Play.RadiantSMP.org – Port: 25574
play.radiantsmp.org Click to copy
| Description |
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| In this SMP members can add their own datapack. We play in sessions on Sundays, so everyone has an equal chance for items and exploration. We are looking for around 10 people who can play on this server. |
More info in the discord. https://discord.gg/9NnVGGQQWH
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How many people can play on the server? | Around 10 people can play on the server. |
| When are the play sessions? | We play sessions on Sundays. |
| Can members add their own datapacks? | Yes, SMP members can add their own datapacks. |
We got so many epic builds, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual Disneyland on steroids! And the community? It’s like a bunch of friendly zombies who just wanna hug you and give you free diamonds!
Plus, our events are crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush! We’re talking PvP battles with llamas riding pigs, treasure hunts with exploding chests, and parkour courses that’ll make you question your existence!
So come on, join us and experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wetting, chicken-dancing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it more than a villager who traded all his emeralds for rotten flesh!
Join us and build your own virtual home where no in-laws can barge in and rearrange your furniture without permission. Say goodbye to pesky family members smacking your virtual cats or trying to give your Minecraft baby rum.
On our server, you can create your own culture and traditions without anyone forcing you to bow on hands and knees in a rush. We respect all cultures, even the made-up ones!
So come on over and let your creativity run wild. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Join now and leave the in-laws behind!
On our server, you won’t have to deal with any drama about who your girlfriend’s favorite TV show character is. Instead, you can focus on teaming up with fellow players to defeat dragons, explore hidden caves, and create epic redstone contraptions.
Plus, on our server, bragging about your Minecraft skills is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Show off your massive builds, impressive farms, and insane PvP skills to earn the respect of your fellow players.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a girlfriend with a crush on fictional characters when you have a whole Minecraft community to conquer?
But like, seriously, you gotta join because if you don’t, a pack of evil llamas will come to your house and steal all your socks, like all of them. And then they’ll replace them with moldy cheese, ewww! So don’t risk it, join the server and save your socks from the llama apocalypse!
Oh, and to answer the question, I used to love eating pickles as a kid but now they taste like alien boogers, yuck!