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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 8307 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
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