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ShowerCraftLOL

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, cousins, Etiquette, family dynamics, hooking up, house rules, living arrangements, moral beliefs, personal space, privacy, relationships, religious beliefs, roommates, shared bathroom, shower, ShowerCraftLOL

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Void Armor Forged:	16	Votes:	8243
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness above all else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and scandal, just like the story of this player and her roommates.

Imagine a world where showering etiquette is taken to the extreme, where one must clean the bathroom “really good” after any questionable activities. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of shared showers and conservative roommates?

Embark on quests to find the perfect cleaning supplies, battle against the forces of grime and dirt, and prove yourself worthy of using the sacred shower in the master suite. Will you be the hero who restores peace and cleanliness to the land, or will you be deemed the villain who leaves water behind for all to see?

Join our server now for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own showering habits. Who knew that Minecraft could be so scandalous and clean at the same time?

HeartKillerMC SMP

cardiovascular disease, cholesterol, diabetes, emotional stress, family history, heart attack, Heart Disease, Heart failure, HeartKillerMC, high blood pressure, hypertension, inflammation, lack of exercise, obesity, poor diet, poor sleep, sedentary lifestyle, smoking, smp, stress, unhealthy habits, unhealthy lifestyle

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3427	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Towns Built:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Votes:	1261
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for what is killing your heart! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, we have insurance)!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there is never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams the lands, granting wishes to those who can catch it (good luck with that)!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your heart be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ruler of the server’s very own banana kingdom (yes, we have a banana kingdom, don’t ask why). See you on the other side, adventurer!

CrushCraft: Not the One

break up, Closure, Crush, CrushCraft, DATING, Disappointment, emotional growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, introspection, letting go, love, moving on, personal development, realization, rejection, relationship, romance, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, unrequited love

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2315
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have your crush steal them all and run off with someone else? Well, fear not! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so lit, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, mythical creatures roaming the lands, and a PvP arena where you can settle your differences with your crush once and for all (spoiler alert: you’ll totally kick their pixelated butt).

So why waste your time with someone who doesn’t appreciate your redstone skills when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyCommiesCraft

Accountability, China, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyCommiesCraft, Danish PM, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, Government, international relations, intervention, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, sanctions, Support, world leaders

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Buildings Constructed:	37	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15

so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, we got this crazy story where China is like helpin’ Russia take over the world, but don’t worry, we got ur back on this server! u can come build ur own army of pigs and chickens to fight off the evil Chinese and Russian forces. plus, the Danish PM is like our biggest fan and he’s always playin’ on the server, so u know it’s gotta be good. come join us and help save the world from total destruction, one block at a time!

PeePee Palace

baby, bathroom, Behavior, bodily functions, Communication, Cultural differences, diaper, Etiquette, going to the bathroom, hygiene, Language, outside, Palace, Peeing, peepee, Privilege, relieve yourself, social constructs, societal norms, specialized room, Taboos, wetting

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Potions Brewed:	53
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Magic Items Found:	4870	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we pee outside like true warriors! forget about boring bathrooms, we embrace the call of nature in all its glory. build your own pee shrine and show off your mad skills to the world. join us now for a pee-tastic adventure like no other!

BlockyCancerCare – Keep your health bar full!

2021, bar, BlockyCancerCare, cancer detection, cancer screenings, full, government programs, health, health care system costs, healthcare coverage, healthcare economics, healthcare expenses, healthcare finance., healthcare funding, healthcare industry, healthcare policy, healthcare spending, healthcare statistics, medicaid, medical costs, medicare, private insurance, uninsured persons, united states

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8223
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6184	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

join our epic minecraft server and become a blocky warrior fighting against the evil forces of cancer! we have crazy battles where you can use diamond swords to defeat cancerous mobs and save the world from destruction! with over $43 billion in total health care costs, you know this server is serious about kicking cancer’s butt! whether you have private insurance, medicare, medicaid, or no insurance at all, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and help us defeat this deadly disease once and for all! come join us and be a hero in the fight against cancer!

MyLittleServer Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, Lazy, Minecraft, MyLittleServer, OWNER, Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
New Chunks Explored:	51770	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

The owner of the server “MyLittleServer” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

89.248.193.185:30145

Enival: Where we all pretend to trust each other in a semi-vanilla world with some QoL mods!

apply, Community, Discord, Enival, Explore, Friendly, java, Mods, New server, no-tp, PRETEND, proximity chat, Qol, QoL mods, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smooth gameplay, smp, Suggestions, Trust, trust-based, Votes, Whitelist, world, World Map

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQs

Q: How can I join Enival server?

A: You can apply by joining the Discord server and following the instructions.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, please check the rules channel on Discord for the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server. Please be respectful of other players’ builds.

RogueCraft Minecraft Server

game balance, game community, game design, game design decisions, game developers, game development, game development process, game features, game fixes, game improvement, Game Mechanics, game mechanics overhaul, game patches, game redesigns, game ruining, game updates, indie games, Minecraft, player feedback, RogueCraft, roguelike, Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	223	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old mechanics? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating a maze filled with exploding creepers wearing top hats.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Lava Parkour Challenge,” where players must jump from platform to platform over a sea of bubbling lava while being chased by a giant, fire-breathing Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old mechanics when you can have exploding chickens and lava parkour instead?

Minecraft SMP: /NFL/ Go Bills Edition

Aaron Rodgers, agent, anonymous quote, Antonio Pierce, Bengals, bills, boyle, Brett Favre, congressional hearing, dolphins, Edition, Go Bills, Haason Reddick, huntley, Jack Jones, knee injury, Minecraft, MNF, NFL, Parkinson’s diagnosis, QB, smp, Thompson, titans, Trent Brown, Uncertain

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7294
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Star Shards Collected:	131

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no drama or excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft world where Brett Favre reveals his Parkinson’s diagnosis during a congressional hearing, Aaron Rodgers rips his teammate’s agent over an anonymous quote, and Jack Jones defends himself from “business decision” comments by Antonio Pierce.

But wait, there’s more! The Dolphins are uncertain if Thompson, Boyle, or Huntley will start at QB against the Titans on Monday Night Football, and veteran Bengals OT Trent Brown is out for the rest of the 2024 season with a knee injury. Can you handle the madness and chaos of our Minecraft SMP? Join now for a wild ride unlike any other!