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Eternal Frost Realm 1.21

bored, busy, CRAWL, distraction, Drama, drama dries out, ETERNAL, FEBRUARY, Februrary, Feeding, frost, Generals, German whore, Holes, LA Noir, ligbaiting, Mommy, monkeys, Pork, Realm, Sit, start shit, STREAMS

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Animals Bred:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Forget about the drama and ligbaiting, come join our Minecraft server in Februrary! We got no monkeys barging in, just epic gamers building and exploring. And guess what? We have LA Noir streams to distract you from mommy’s German whore escapades. Don’t miss out, join now for a wild ride!

Toilet Troubles Minecraft SMP

bathroom, cleanliness, contamination, Dangerous, health hazards, health risks, healthy risks, hygiene, infection control, Minecraft, Plumbing, public health, public restrooms, safety risks, sanitation, sanitation guidelines, sanitation practices, smp, stop using, TOILET, toilet safety, toilets, troubles, waste management

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crops Grown:	9817
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only danger is running out of food? Well, look no further because our server is a thrill-seeker’s paradise! We have lava pits everywhere, creepers lurking around every corner, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a pack of wild wolves ready to attack!

But don’t worry, we also care about your health and safety. That’s why we have mandatory daily workouts where you have to mine blocks for an hour straight to keep your character in shape. And if you die in-game, you have to do 20 push-ups in real life before respawning. It’s the ultimate fitness challenge!

Join us if you dare, but be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos and come out on top. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, anti cheat, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Popular YouTubers, pumping mobs, Quake, Rare wipes, Secret Easter eggs, Shop, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Unique Plugins, Weddings, work, world of donors

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7301
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRD1.SKYBARS.ME

Fauna’s Epic Minecraft Server

career decisions, Decision making, determination, Epic, Fauna, Faunas, future plans, hololive, INDEPENDENCE, indie, learning experiences, life choices, Minecraft, MISTAKES, moving on, next chapter, perseverance, personal growth, regrets, Self Discovery, Server, success, support system, worst decisions

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Star Shards Collected:	159	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question all your life decisions? Look no further than our server! We’ve got Hololive members joining left and right, including Fauna who made the mistake of not joining sooner. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you a Minecraft pro in no time. Plus, you might even run into Fauna herself and get some insider tips on how to survive in the wild world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there!

Big Chuuba Minecraft SMP Play Dee Em Cee

better luck, better luck next time, big, big chuuba, cee, chuuba, dee, Dee Em Cee, female streamers, Gaming, HEEYAH, known retard, learning the game, LUCK, Minecraft, new toy, new toy spam, obligateed, Play, play the games, smp, Spam, Streamers, Stringer spam, try learning, video games, weeks pass

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	213	Emeralds Found:	7399
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players who spam strings 24/7 like it’s their job (maybe it is, who knows?). And if they get bored, they’ll move on to spamming something else just to keep things interesting.

But that’s not all! We’ve got players who try out new toys and forget about them in minutes, only to move on to the next shiny thing. It’s like a circus in here, but with more creepers.

And don’t even get us started on the female streamers. Are they bad at video games? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Farmers R Us Minecraft Server

agricultural transformation, agriculture technology, business evolution, family business, family legacy, Family Values, Farmers, farming heritage, farming innovation, generational business, innovation in agriculture, Minecraft, mom’s maiden name, rural development, rural entrepreneurship, Server, small business success, small farmer family, soil company, soil management, sustainable farming practices, tech company, technology integration

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	272
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where a small farmer family has somehow turned their soil company into a tech company! How did they do it, you ask? Well, let’s just say they have some top-secret, groundbreaking technology hidden beneath their crops. And don’t even think about trying to find out their mom’s maiden name – it’s a closely guarded secret that could unlock the key to unlimited power in the Minecraft world. Join us for a wild ride of farming, technology, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

The Coolest Minecraft SMP Ever

Adventure, amazing music, clocktower, COOLEST, coolest shit, discovery, emotional, Epic, Fly Around, Gaming, Hidden Gem, INTENSE, KH1, kingdom hearts, memorable moments, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nuts, smp, Soul, Soundtrack, video games

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Void Gems Collected:	33
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, like seriously, it’s lit AF. Picture this: you’re wandering around, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And guess what? The only way to access it is by doing a sick parkour course while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions.

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got a secret society of players who dress up as chickens and roam the server, clucking at unsuspecting newbies. And don’t even get me started on the epic boss battles we have every Saturday night. Last week, we took down a giant zombie with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. It was legendary.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then you need to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a guy in a clocktower who plays the most epic tunes while you fly around on your elytra. It’s like a rave in the sky, but with creepers instead of glow sticks. Join us, and let the madness begin!

Funding’s End Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken and battle against evil llamas who shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out gold blocks and the majestic flying pig that grants wishes to those who can catch it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

So why wait? Join our server now before the funding runs out and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).

The False Pope’s Minecraft SMP Reopening Party

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	235	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Enchantments Applied:	222
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP where even Pope Francis himself wouldn’t miss out on the grand reopening of our virtual Notre Dame Cathedral! Our server is so lit, even the false Pope Bergoglio is too busy trying to destroy the church from the inside to attend. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other crazy characters and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. So come on in and let’s build some epic cathedrals together!

Coffin Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to explore the mysterious Coffin of Andy and Leyley, where you’ll encounter mind-bending puzzles and epic adventures!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden routes and subroutes that will leave you scratching your head in confusion. And don’t even get us started on the achievements – they’re so insane, you’ll be questioning your sanity!

Oh, and did we mention the stars? Yes, that’s right, you can collect stars on our server and become the ultimate star collector in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s a big deal.

And if you’re still not convinced, just check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough that will guide you through every twist and turn of the Coffin of Andy and Leyley. You won’t find this kind of detailed guide anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you enter the Coffin of Andy and Leyley, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!

Dag’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, booru, DA games, Dagna, Dagna booru, Dags, dragon age, Dragon Age General, fan forum, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Minecraft, poll, Protecting the Veil Edition, role playing games, RPG, smp, solas, Veil, Veilguard, Veilguard Solas poll, video games, waifu poll

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7234
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Chimeras Created:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	Zombie Dances:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we protect the Veil from creepers and zombies trying to invade from the Fade! Join us for epic battles against Ender Dragons and Wither Bosses, all while discussing the latest Dragon Age gossip.

Our server is so exclusive, even Solas himself has to take a poll to see if he can join. And don’t even get us started on the waifu poll – things get heated when discussing who the best romance option is.

Have you played all the Dragon Age games? If not, don’t worry – we have a support group for those who haven’t experienced the magic yet. And if you need some inspiration for your builds, just check out our Dagna booru for all the creative ideas you could ever need.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Previous ages may have been epic, but this one is going to be legendary.