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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 5807 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 389 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!