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‘MineVag SMP – VAllure Adventures’

adorable, adult content, Adventures, Archive, asmr, Azura Dulait, cute, Discord, FAQ, Friends, greentext, head cutouts, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, indulge, Joi, Links, Mercy Modiste, MineVag, Patreon, relationship, Schedule, script, Shibi Cottonbum, smp, STREAMS, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VOD, Vtuber

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as adorable as a baby panda riding a unicorn? Well, look no further because our server is the cutest thing since baby Yoda! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those creepers sneaking up on you. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of feral polar bears who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their paws. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that all of our players are in a committed relationship with the server owner. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

UglyDucklingMC SMP

attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty myth, beauty standards, body image, celebrity culture, film industry, Hollywood, Hollywood beauty standards, Hollywood deception, Hollywood glamour, Hollywood illusions, Media influence, media manipulation, physical appearance, self esteem, self-perception, smp, societal pressure, ugly duckling, UglyDucklingMC, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5906
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Have you ever seen a movie where they try to pass off a supermodel as a “nerd” just because they wear glasses and a ponytail? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft SMP form! Our server is full of gorgeous players who are just pretending to be ugly for the lols. Join us and witness the most ridiculous transformations as we try to convince each other that we’re not actually stunningly attractive. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

MineCraftMateFinder

busy schedule, Communication Issues, DATING, emotional baggage, fear of commitment, fear of failure, fear of getting hurt, fear of rejection, fear of vulnerability, lack of confidence, lack of opportunities, love, low self-esteem, MineCraftMateFinder, past heartbreak, relationships, self-doubt, self-sabotage, social anxiety, trust issues, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Farms Harvested:	945	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are creepers blowing up your chances at love? Is your pickaxe the only thing you’re getting close to? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save your love life! Join us and find your player two in a world where diamonds aren’t the only thing that’s forever. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword to protect your heart? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love potions flow!

KamalaCraftEU

current events, democratic party, Europe, european politics, global news, influence, international news, kamala harris, Kamala-mania, KamalaCraftEU, leadership, media coverage, political figures, Politics, Popularity, social media, trending, united states, us politics, vice president, world news

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Zombie Dances:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

LOL come join our minecraft server for the most EPIC time of your life!!! we got flying pigs and dancing llamas, and the occasional talking chicken!!! if you join now, you might even meet the legendary unicorn who grants wishes in exchange for diamond blocks!!!

our server is so lit, even Kamala-mania is catching on in Europe!!! people are leaving their boring lives behind just to come play with us and our crazy adventures!!!

we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers dance to dubstep all night long, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super powers!!!

so what are you waiting for?? join our server now and become part of the most insane, hilarious, and totally bonkers community in the minecraft universe!!! trust us, you won’t regret it!!!””

RaptureCraftMC

Apocalypse, BELIEF, CHRISTIANS, cinematic universe, comic book, crossover, end times, fan theory, film, Interpretation, Marvel, Mcu, Movie, pop culture, rapture, RaptureCraftMC, Religion, Snap, speculation, SuperHero, theory

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5016
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	1304	Animals Bred:	103
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Divine Spears Created:	28
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Villages Defended:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

so like, u know how in the MCU, that big purple guy Thanos did the snap and like half of everyone disappeared? well, a bunch of Christians on this server thought that was the Rapture goin’ down, like Jesus was comin’ back and takin’ everyone up to heaven. so if u wanna be part of that end of the world vibe, join us on this server! we got crazy builds that’ll make u feel like ur in the middle of a biblical apocalypse, plus u can team up with other players to fight off mobs and survive the chaos. come join us and see if u can make it to the end times in style!

MeX Gaming Community MC

Community, Cross-Play, Gaming, mexico, Minecraft, one block, OneBlock, ONLINE, Pixelmon, Premium accounts, Server, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

A small network from Mexico that has 3 servers: survival, one block and pixelmon, come and have fun! This is an online server, which means it’s for premium accounts.

mexgaming.servegame.com

AlexandriaSMP: Where we build stuff and pretend we know what we’re doing…mostly.

#addons, AlexandriaSMP, BUILD, Building Competitions, creativity, DEMOCRATIC, Discord, doing…mostly, Economy, inclusive environment, Online Map, player-driven decisions, PRETEND, pvp tournaments, Regular Events, reset map, Respect, rollback capabilities, Secure server, shopping district, smp, Stuff, Support, Vanilla, Vibrant Community, Website

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Potions Brewed:	55	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Animals Bred:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mines Excavated:	3778	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

AlexandriaSMP Overview

Feature	Description
Community Driven	Every major decision is voted on by players, ensuring a democratic and inclusive environment.
Anti-Griefing Measures	With CoreProtect, we maintain a secure server with robust anti-griefing and rollback capabilities.
Online Map	Navigate our expansive world with ease using our online map https://map.alexandriasmp.com
Regular Events	Enjoy bi-weekly activities such as building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging.
Shopping District	Participate in a thriving in-game economy with our well-organized shopping district.
Fun Addons	We have a few fun addons such as vanilla tweaks improved terrain and simple voice chat.

Join AlexandriaSMP and be part of a vibrant, supportive community that prioritizes creativity, respect, and player-driven decisions.

Also, we just got a reset map so it’s the perfect time to join 😉

Visit our website or apply directly via our Discord: Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can apply directly via our Discord server or visit our website for more information.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gameplay experience for all players. These rules are available on our website.
What kind of events are organized on the server?	We host bi-weekly activities such as building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging.
Can I participate in the in-game economy?	Yes, you can participate in our well-organized shopping district and engage in the in-game economy.
Is there a voice chat feature on the server?	Yes, we have a simple voice chat addon for players to communicate more easily.

TempusanjiSisters Minecraft Server

#youtube, Choreography, Creative, Dance, Duo, Energetic, Entertainment, Fun, Minecraft, Music, music video, not like this, Performance, Server, Siblings, sisters, social media, TALENTED, Tempusanjisisters, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing cows who throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a cow in a disco ball-filled cave!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja chickens who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm. These chickens are so skilled, they can even do backflips while pecking their enemies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just click on the link and prepare to have your mind blown!

BroCraft SMP: I’m Not Gonna Lie

authentic relationships, brocraft, bros, brotherhood, deep connection, Game, gaming obsession, genuine love, Gonna, heartfelt appreciation, Honesty, honesty in relationships, honesty is key, honesty with bros, lie, love, love for game, loyalty to bros, passion for gaming, sincere feelings, smp, True Emotions, unreal excitement

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft SMP is straight up lit, like hotter than a blaze in the Nether. We’re talking about a server where creepers do the Macarena and villagers break out into spontaneous dance battles.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet and screaming “YOLO” at the top of your lungs. We’ve got custom mobs that are as rare as finding a golden apple in a dungeon chest, and trust me, you won’t want to miss out on battling a herd of zombie chickens armed with enchanted carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Minecraft genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of blocky romance. It’s gonna be epic, bros.

BroCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

ANTIVAXXER, aspergers, assisted living facility, brocraft, cart wrangler, covid shot, disability, enabling behavior, exhaustion, family dynamics, Guillain-Barré syndrome, guilted into helping, handicapped brother, hoarder, medicaid, Minecraft, obese, parental responsibilities, physical therapy, Server, sibling relationships, therapy sessions, Ultimate, wheelchair accessible van

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9230	Dragon Eggs Found:	5888
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures!

🤪 Looking for a server where you can escape reality and dive into a world of chaos? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, with twists and turns at every corner.

😂 Ever wanted to play Minecraft with a cast of characters straight out of a reality TV show? Well, here’s your chance! From antivaxxer brothers to hoarder moms, we’ve got it all!

🤣 Join us and witness the epic tale of a brother who refused the covid shot, only to end up in an assisted living facility with Guillain-Barré syndrome. Will he ever learn to wheel himself in a wheelchair? Find out on our server!

😜 And don’t miss the thrilling saga of a family torn apart by coddling and enabling. Will the aunt’s email guilt trip bring them together, or push them further apart? Only on our Minecraft server!

🤪 So come on down and join the madness! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? See you there! 🎮 #MinecraftMadness