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BlockBusters

blockbusters, Effectiveness, futility, precautionary steps, preventative actions, preventative measures, Prevention, preventive actions, preventive measures effectiveness, preventive measures futility, preventive solutions, preventive strategies, proactive measures, redundancy, risk management, risk mitigation, risk prevention, risk prevention strategies, security measures, solution, useless

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Buildings Constructed:	35

join this cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the zombies breakdance. we got llamas with top hats and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers tell jokes and our skeletons do the macarena.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out glitter. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that loves cuddles and belly rubs.

we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. just say the magic word “banana” and it will appear before your very eyes.

come join the fun and madness on our server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt. who needs boring old reality when you can escape to our wacky world of minecraft mayhem?

CraftyLove: Not Just for Men

aging, association, CraftyLove, Divorce, divorced women, health benefits, Marriage, marriage and aging, marriage benefits, Men, mens health, never married, Older Women, optimal aging, optimal health, well-being, well-being benefits, widowed, widowed women, Women, Women’s Health

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crops Grown:	8552
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz it’s like getting married to ur health and well-being, bro. like, u gonna age like a fine wine, man. but here’s the twist – if u a woman, marriage ain’t gonna do much for ya. in fact, if u get widowed or divorced, u gonna age like milk left out in the sun. so come join us and level up ur aging game, yo!

The Always Hungry SMP (partially plain)

Blaze, Caves Advancements, Community, Dungeons, Dynmap, Economy, Events, Graves, Hungry, large projects, LGBTQ, Lore, Map Reset, Marriage Master plugin, MEGABASES, New section, partially, Plain, Player Shops, PvP, Quests, smp, Survival, vanilla tweaks

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5202
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Perennial SMP Server Overview

Features
– Dynmap
– Graves
– Marriage Master plugin
– Vanilla-tweaks
– Blaze and Caves Advancements (1,000+ new advancements)

More about us:

We reset our map every 4 seasons, encouraging large projects and megabases.
Each season we open a new section of the map for exploration.
Love for lore with pre-season and current lore available on our upcoming website.

If you’re interested, join our Discord server!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Perennial SMP?	Perennial SMP is a Minecraft server for players 16+ that is LGBTQ+ friendly and currently in its third season.
How often does the map reset?	The map resets every 4 seasons to encourage new projects and exploration.
What features does the server have?	Some features include Dynmap, Graves, Marriage Master plugin, Vanilla-tweaks, and Blaze and Caves Advancements with over 1,000 new advancements.
Is there a focus on lore?	Yes, there is love for lore with pre-season and current lore available on our upcoming website.

ZenlessZoneZero Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Burnice White, Caesar King, Camellia Golden Week, character demo, customer service, Daily Life of a PubSec Officer, Events, general, Ice-Jade Teapot, Minecraft, News, Program, Qingyi, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, signal search, special program, Tactical Drill, Teaser, Trailer, undercover R&B, useful links, zenless zone zero, ZenlessZoneZero

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1221
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

But wait, there’s more! Our current events include “First-Class Customer Service” where you can expect the unexpected, and “All New Program” where you can receive encrypted master tapes that may or may not contain the secrets of the universe.

And coming soon, we have “Camellia Golden Week” where you can party like a rockstar, “Daily Life of a PubSec Officer” where you can fight crime in style, “Immersive Tactical Drill” where you can test your survival skills, and “Scene One, Take One!” where you can become the star of your own Minecraft movie.

But the real reason to join our server? Redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and CATCHABOOK that will give you the power to conquer the Minecraft world like never before. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us today!

SMPMastermind – Minecraft SMP >Do great at the initial phone screen

callback, Communication, face to face interview, follow-up, Great, gtdo, initial, initial phone screen, Interview preparation, job application, job candidate, Job Interview, job opportunity, job prospect, Job Search, message left, Minecraft, missed call, patience, persistence, Phone, phone etiquette, PROFESSIONAL, response time, Screen, smp, SMPMastermind, Waiting

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	156	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Holy Grails Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of missing out on epic opportunities because you can’t answer your phone like a normal person? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we don’t care if you miss calls or leave weird messages! In fact, we encourage it! Join us for a wild ride of missed callbacks, unanswered voicemails, and three days of waiting in suspense. Who needs a job when you can have all the chaos and confusion of our server instead? Join now and let your phone etiquette (or lack thereof) shine!

CreeperCousin Minecraft Server

aita, apo, assistance to family, bank account, cash app, Communication Issues, CreeperCousin, family drama, Family Support, financial assistance, financial struggles, homeless cousin, hotel room, Minecraft, moral dilemma, Overseas, parenting, pride, Safe Environment, School, Server, step dad, trust issues

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	153
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Crops Grown:	9671

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, hotel room mix-ups, and cash app shenanigans!

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera where your cousin is homeless, your dad is angry, and you’re the only one with a job. Will you save the day by paying for a hotel room with the wrong dates? Can you navigate the treacherous waters of family trust issues and Cash-App drama?

Join now for a chance to experience the most chaotic Minecraft server out there. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have real-life family drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and ask yourself, “Am I the asshole?”

Granny’sBBQ>StepBroBash

birthday party invite, childhood trauma, family bbq, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, family tensions, Family Values, generational divide, GrannysBBQStepBroBash, moving out, no contact, parental relationships, social media, step siblings, stepbrother’s birthday party, stepfamily

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	51	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Void Gems Collected:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build your own paradise? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and creativity!

Picture this: you’re a lone warrior in a world filled with blocks and endless possibilities. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your friends by your side. But wait, there’s more!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who understand the struggles of family drama. From lying moms to step-siblings begging you not to leave, we’ve seen it all. But on our server, you can leave all that behind and focus on building the life you’ve always wanted.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s create a world where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamond blocks or emerald blocks. See you in the game!

MoneyMakingMinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1477
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Oh, let me tell you about the most outrageous way someone made money on our Minecraft SMP! So, there was this player who decided to start a llama rental service. Yep, you heard that right – llamas! They would rent out their llamas to other players for transportation or just for fun llama rides around the server. And get this, they even had a llama fashion show where players could pay to dress up the llamas in fancy outfits. It was hilarious and profitable at the same time! Join our server now and who knows, maybe you’ll come up with your own crazy money-making scheme!

CraftyCurrencyWarz

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Animals Bred:	40
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8165	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and become a master counterfeit currency maker! That’s right, you can print fake currency from enemy countries and cause chaos and hyperinflation like never before. Imagine the thrill of secretly distributing fake money and watching as the economy crumbles before your eyes. But beware, the authorities may be onto you, so be sure to hide your printing press well! Join now for a wild ride of economic sabotage and chaos!

BloodyMinerGirlz

biology, Blood, BloodyMinerGirlz, equality, facts, gender, gender biology, gender differences, gender equality, gender health, gender statistics, health, human body, Lifetime, Medical, Men, menstruation, menstruation cycle, physiology, statistics, Women

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4413
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Potions Brewed:	72
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7675	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

join dis crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own period palace and fight off hordes of angry tampons! we got a special quest where u gotta find the magical pad of power to save the land from the evil cramp monster. plus, every full moon, we have a dance party with the zombie pigmen. come join the bloody fun!