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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

4chan, Anonymity, browsing, Communication, Community, Connection, Conversation, Digital, discussion, emotions, forum, internet, love, mental health, Minecraft, ONLINE, PALS, PIXEL, r9k, relationships, Server, social media, Support, Technology

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Potions Brewed:	70
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Astral Projections Made:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made out of TNT. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up to some mischief. You never know when he’ll show up to prank you by turning all your blocks into pink wool.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get wacky.

Web Design Fanatic Minecraft SMP

clean design, creative design., design, design elements, design inspiration, design trends, digital design, Fanatic, Graphic design, Minecraft, minimalist design, modern design, responsive design, rounded edges, sleek design, smp, ui design, user experience, user-friendly design, visual appeal, web, web design, web development, website aesthetics, website layout

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14

Are you tired of boring, square-shaped Minecraft worlds? Do you crave the thrill of rounded edges and curves in your virtual adventures? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is rounded, from the trees to the buildings to even the creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure in the shape of a giant donut somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and claim the title of Donut King? Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon the elusive Round Table, where only the most circular players are allowed to sit.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other, where everything is rounded and the possibilities are endless. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your love for all things curved!

Dad’s Wedding No-Show Minecraft Server

aita, Dads, Divorce, Divorced, father’s wedding, Lazy, low effort, Marriage, Minecraft, new girlfriend, NoShow, not attending, Resentment, Sadness, Server, single mother, spectacle, superficial, Support, Unhappy, Wedding

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world drama with some blocky adventures!

We understand the struggle of dealing with a parent’s questionable life choices, so come join us and build your way to a happier place. Our server is filled with players who know the pain of family gatherings and awkward conversations, so you’ll fit right in!

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special quest to build a virtual wedding for your father and his girlfriend. Who knows, maybe in this alternate Minecraft universe, they’ll actually find true love! So come on, join us and let’s turn family drama into blocky fun!

NoMILNoMCGranny

anger, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Controlling, family dynamics, flu season, Grandchild, guilt trips, hand washing, Kissing, mother-in-law, new mom, NoMILNoMCGranny, overprotective, overreacting, pandemic, parenting, relationships, Respect, Trust, vaccination

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boundaries very seriously! Just like this protective mom who won’t let anyone kiss her baby without permission, we have strict rules in place to keep our virtual world safe and fun.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to rule-breakers like this rebellious mother-in-law who just can’t resist smooching babies. Our community is filled with players who respect boundaries and understand the importance of following the rules.

Don’t let guilt trips from family members stop you from joining our server. Take a stand, like this mom did, and show everyone that you mean business when it comes to enforcing boundaries.

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy stories and outrageous moments. Who knows, you might even encounter a virtual MIL who just can’t resist breaking the rules!

CraftySocialCraft

alternative social media, CraftySocialCraft, disappearing social media, future of social media, life without social media, post-social media world, social media alternatives, social media alternatives 2021, social media alternatives 2022, social media alternatives list, social media backup, social media backup plan, social media contingency plan, social media demise, social media disappearance, social media extinction, social media options, social media replacement, social media stand-ins, social media substitutes, social media successors

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	473	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Imagine a world where social media disappears overnight. Scary, right? But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual social experience like no other, where you can build friendships, explore new worlds, and even slay dragons together. Who needs Instagram when you can show off your epic builds to a community of fellow players? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors. So if you want to be prepared for the inevitable zombie apocalypse, you better join us now! Who needs Facebook when you can have a creeper as a friend?

TikTokCraft: No Russian Influence

Censorship, content moderation, digital influence, digital platforms, digital security, Disinformation, foreign interference, influence, influence operations, information warfare, media manipulation, Misinformation, online content, Online platforms, political manipulation, Propaganda, Russian, Russian state media, social media, social-networking, tech companies, tiktok, Tiktokcraft

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally lit, bro. we got creepers that dance to tiktok songs and zombies that do the renegade. it’s like a party in the nether, dude.

u know why u should join? cuz we once had this epic battle between herobrine and a bunch of llamas wearing top hats. it was, like, the most epic thing ever. herobrine was all like “boo” and the llamas were all like “nah, we cool, bro.”

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet pig that can do the floss dance. yeah, that’s right, a flossing pig. what more could u ask for, amirite?

so, like, join now and be part of the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server ever. u won’t regret it, bro.

Crumbcraft: The Wonky, Wacky, Wild Server! Mods, Java, and a sprinkle of Forge 1.18.2!

1.18.2, agriculture, Architecture, botania, Chill, Community, Construct, Crumbcraft, Custom, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Forge, Fun, java, Join, Lore, Modded, Mods, mystical, Origins, Server, sprinkle, Support, tinker, Wacky, Wild, wonky

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Server Name	Crumbcraft
Server Type	Modded Minecraft
Version	1.18.2 Java Forge
Main Mods	Tinkers Construct, Botania, Mystical Agriculture
Custom Origins	Yes, through datapacks
Age Limit	15+
Availability	24/7
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join Crumbcraft, simply connect using the IP address provided in the server information or via our Discord server.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please familiarize yourself with the rules before joining.

3. Can I use custom mods on the server?

While we support custom origins through datapacks, we do not allow additional mods that are not approved by the server administrators. This is to maintain server stability and fairness for all players.

4. Are there regular events on the server?

Yes, we host events and activities for our community to participate in regularly. Keep an eye on our Discord server for announcements and updates on upcoming events.

5. How can I get support if I encounter any issues on the server?

If you have any technical issues or require assistance while playing on the server, you can reach out to our server moderators or administrators through our Discord server. They will be happy to help resolve any problems you may encounter.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Anime, Bleak, Dark, DEPRESSING, Despair, Disturbing, Gore, grim, Grotesque, Gruesome, hopeless, Horror, Macabre, Minecraft, Morbid, PALS, PIXEL, Server, shitty, tragic, Twisted, unsettling, violent

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Votes:	280
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further than our server, where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that make your tools indestructible. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that shoot laser beams from their udders.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.

Bongland Boyfriend HxH Lucario Minecraft SMP

6ft3, abominable, age, bongland, bongland bf, Boy, Boyfriend, DEGEN, diapers, dirty diapers, egotistical, fell asleep, HXH, lucario, MANIFESTING, Minecraft, Mystery of Mew, open-minded, rewatch, skele build, smp, Thin, Trans, uk, Vile

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2846
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we manifest bongland bfs who watch HxH and Lucario and the Mystery of Mew with us while swapping dirty diapers!

Day 98 of our crazy adventures has us searching for like-minded degen players who are open-minded and ready for some ridiculous fun. From the UK? Perfect! Into diapers? Even better! We don’t discriminate based on age, gender, or diaper preference – we just want to have a good time!

So come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your diaper capacity). Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans we’ll get into next! Don’t be abominable or vile, just be ready for a good time on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Momma’s MineCraft Server

Alimony, Blaming, child support, collateral damage, college degree, Divorce, emotional conversation, emotional trauma, family relationships, fight with father, financial hardship, generational wealth, hurt feelings, Minecraft, mommas, poor upbringing, pride, processing emotions, Server, sibling dynamics, Struggling, working multiple jobs

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for some virtual fun and chaos that will make your family drama seem like child’s play.

We’ve got players from all walks of life, just like the OP’s family. From generational wealth to struggling to make rent, our server is a melting pot of experiences. And just like the OP’s mom, our players have their fair share of pride and stubbornness.

But don’t worry, we promise not to make you work three jobs just to survive on our server. Instead, you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content. And if you ever need to share your truth like the OP did, we’ve got a supportive community ready to listen (and maybe shed a tear or two).

So come join us on our server, where the drama is virtual but the fun is real! Who needs alimony and child support when you’ve got diamonds and creepers to worry about?