LA 2024 Minecraft Servers

LA 2024 Minecraft Servers

  • WaitCraft SMP – 8 More Years of Murica Madness

    WaitCraft SMP – 8 More Years of Murica Madness
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 5228
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 80
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Villages Defended: 13
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 22

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and experience the thrill of waiting for 8 more years because Murica will win in LA 2024! That’s right, we have insider information that America is going to dominate the Olympics in 2024, so why not spend your time on our server preparing for that glorious moment? Who needs diamonds when you can have gold medals instead? So come on, join us and get ready for the most epic Minecraft Olympics ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SenselessCraft

    SenselessCraft
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 483
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4495 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6443

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can trade in your boring old senses for superpowers! That’s right, forget about seeing, hearing, tasting, smelling, or touching – who needs those when you can shoot lasers out of your eyes or control time with a snap of your fingers?

    Join us on this server where players have traded their senses for incredible abilities. Want to fly like a bird? Give up your sense of taste and soar through the skies. Tired of hearing your annoying neighbors? Trade in your sense of hearing and enjoy the sweet sound of silence as you build your epic Minecraft creations.

    But be warned, the more senses you give up, the more powerful your abilities become. Some players have sacrificed all five senses and now have the power to summon dragons, create entire worlds with a single thought, and even turn into a block of diamond at will.

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sense of smell). Who needs senses when you can have superpowers?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HerbicideHavocMC

    HerbicideHavocMC
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 4858
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5717 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Votes: 8202

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how some servers are all boring and serious and stuff? well, not this one, dude! we got cows flying through the sky, spraying herbicides everywhere! it’s like a crazy disco party, but with trees getting wrecked instead of dancing! come join us and help save the environment by causing chaos and mayhem in the most hilarious way possible! plus, u get to hang out with some cool cows who are totally down to party. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s make some mischief together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Workplace Cashback Loop

    Workplace Cashback Loop
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 9270
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, if you join this epic minecraft server, you will enter a world where every block you break has a chance of dropping real life cash! imagine mining some diamonds and suddenly a hundred dollar bill pops out, like whaaat?! it’s like a treasure hunt but with actual treasure!

    not only that, but every time you build a sick house or defeat a boss, your boss at work might notice and give you a raise! it’s like a secret code between the game and your job, making you a minecraft millionaire in no time!

    plus, rumor has it that the more you play on this server, the luckier you get in real life. people have reported finding money on the street, winning the lottery, and even getting free pizza deliveries just by being part of this epic minecraft community!

    so come join us and start your journey to riches and success, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe your bank account, but who cares when you’re rolling in diamonds and dollar bills, amirite?!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TLR713’s Prankster Paradise

    TLR713’s Prankster Paradise
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 4965
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Villages Defended: 16
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you ever wanted to be a superhero in minecraft? well, on our server, you can be like, the ultimate virus-fighting warrior! join us and harness the power of TLR713, the most epic TLR7 agonist in all the land!

    we’ve got crazy battles against evil PRV replication, where you can show off your antiviral therapy skills and save the day! become a legend in the minecraft world and prove that you are the ultimate hero against viruses!

    so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the epic adventures begin! who knew fighting viruses could be so much fun in minecraft?!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GServersMC.xyz

    GServersMC.xyz
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 9097
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to GSERVERSMC!

    IP: g.gserversmc.xyz

    Come and experience the best Minecraft adventure today!

    G.GServersmc.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • No Cheating AI Minecraft Server

    No Cheating AI Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 1200
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting wrecked by cheaters in every PVP game you play? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server has the most advanced AI anti-cheating system that will ban those pesky cheaters faster than you can say “diamond sword”. Our AI is so smart, it can detect if a player is using x-ray vision to find diamonds or flying around like a glitchy ender dragon. Join our server and experience fair gameplay like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our AI has a secret crush on Steve and will do anything to protect him from cheaters. So come join us and help our AI find love in a world full of cheaters!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Back to Minecraft SMP

    Back to Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 5044
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Emeralds Found: 6703
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Secret Passages Found: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and maybe a little bit of chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us on a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers, the chickens have formed their own government, and the villagers are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because we also have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns and flying llamas that drop diamonds wherever they go.

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco club where the Endermen like to breakdance. We also have a giant maze filled with traps, treasure, and a very confused panda who thinks he’s a ninja.

    But the real reason you should join our server is because we have the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time, summon dragons, and turn their enemies into harmless bunnies.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious adventure of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UnderwearCraft Minecraft Server

    UnderwearCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 5767
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Ores Mined: 9719 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that the player became the richest player in all of Minecraft land and built a castle made entirely out of gold blocks. Who knows, maybe you could be the next Minecraft millionaire!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon racing competition. Compete against other players in a thrilling race to defeat the Ender Dragon and claim the title of Dragon Slayer Champion. The winner gets a prize so rare and valuable, it’s said to be worth more than a stack of enchanted golden apples.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans and epic quests await you in our pixelated paradise!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MommaCraft: F Off Edition

    MommaCraft: F Off Edition
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 3115
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Falling into the Void: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Magic Items Found: 6608 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone!

    Looking for a server where family dynamics are more chaotic than a pack of wolves? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who thrive on drama and tension. Witness epic battles between players as they navigate through complicated relationships and conflicting emotions.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a front-row seat to the ultimate showdown between a mother-in-law and a pregnant wife. Watch as they duke it out in a battle of wills, with puke-filled ER visits and passive-aggressive food offerings. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera, join us today! Just remember, drama llamas are always welcome, but creepers are not.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DeathtasticCelebHoax

    DeathtasticCelebHoax
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 5791
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 106958 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Falling into the Void: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Chimeras Created: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the biggest conspiracy theories! We have secret tunnels leading to underground bunkers where Elvis Presley and Tupac are chilling together, sipping on diamond-studded milkshakes. But that’s not all – we also have a hidden portal to a parallel universe where Michael Jackson is moonwalking on the moon! So come on down and solve the mystery of which famous person successfully faked their death – the answer might just blow your blocky mind!

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