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BallerinaCraft: 12yrs in Russia

12 years, 12yrs, Ballerina, BallerinaCraft, BETRAYAL, court case, crime, dancer, Espionage, High Treason, Imprisonment, imprisonment sentence, international relations, Justice, L.A, Legal System, Penal colony, Political, punishment, russia, Russian, scandal, sentenced

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mines Excavated:	3438	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape reality like this ballerina who apparently did some shady stuff in russia and got sent to a penal colony for 12 years. like damn, if she had just joined our server she could have been building castles and taming dragons instead of getting in trouble with the russians.

so if u want to avoid getting caught up in some crazy international drama, come play on our server where the only thing u have to worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. u don’t want to miss out on that action, do u?

join now and let’s make some memories that don’t involve high treason or penal colonies. let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it involves llamas with world domination on their minds.

CraftyBallerinaTreason

Ballerina, ballet, Conflict, controversy, Court, CraftyBallerinaTreason, dancer, donation, Espionage, funds, International, Justice, L.A, Legal, Political, prosecution, russia, scandal, Treason, trial, Ukraine

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	884
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the players are so wild, they make a ballerina in L.A. look tame? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on our server, we have players who have been on trial for treason in Russia for donating funds to Ukraine! Can you imagine the drama and chaos that goes down on our server? It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and love triangles. So if you’re ready to experience the craziest Minecraft server out there, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

AquaPhobiaCraft

abyss, anxiety, AquaPhobiaCraft, Creatures, danger, Darkness, Deep Sea, drowning, Exploration, fear, ISOLATION, marine life, Mystery, Ocean, Panic, Phobia, Sharks, Shipwrecks, unknown, vastness, Waves

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you afraid of the ocean? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the ocean is your playground! Dive into the depths of the sea and discover hidden treasures, battle fierce underwater creatures, and maybe even stumble upon a sunken pirate ship filled with booty (and not the kind you find in a diaper). Join us and conquer your fear of the ocean, one block at a time!

Intolercraft Minecraft Server

anniversary, anti-semitism, atrocities, Auschwitz, concentration camp, discrimination, Diversity, education, Genocide, History, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, intolerance, Intolercraft, Liberation, Memory, Minecraft, nazi, Remembrance, sensitivity, Server, survivors, tolerance

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Votes:	3212
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Star Shards Collected:	273	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Farms Harvested:	131
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

hey u! ya u! wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even auschwitz survivors are talkin bout it? yea, u heard me right! on the 80th anniversary of the camp’s liberation, they were like “yo, this minecraft server is da bomb!”

we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a replica of the eiffel tower made entirely out of diamond blocks. and don’t even get me started on the pvp battles, they are so intense even herobrine himself would be shakin in his boots.

so come join us on this epic journey through the world of minecraft, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. plus, u might even run into a few auschwitz survivors who are now pro gamers thanks to our server. ain’t that somethin? so what are u waitin for? join now and let the fun begin!

CraftyGreenlandTrump

Baltic states, CraftyGreenlandTrump, criticism, Diplomacy, european union, foreign affairs, Greenland, international relations, Lithuanian, nato, Politics, president, remarks, trump, UNACCEPTABLE, united states, world leaders

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

so liek, u kno how Trump was all liek “i wanna buy Greenland”? well, da Lithuanian president was liek “nah bro, dat ain’t cool”. so now, he’s startin’ dis Minecraft server to show Trump who’s boss. u gotta join dis server to support da Lithuanian president and show Trump dat Greenland ain’t for sale, bro. plus, we got like, epic build battles and da craziest redstone contraptions u ever seen. come join da fun and help us stick it to da man! #GreenlandIsNotForSale #LithuaniaStrong

ADHD Aerobic Cognition Boost

adhd, ADHD treatment, AEROBIC, aerobic exercise, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Boost, brain function, brain health, cognition, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, concentration, exercise benefits., exercise effects, healthy participants, intracortical inhibition, mental health, mental performance., neurology, neuroplasticity, physical activity, study

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER FOR 30 MINUTES OF AEROBIC EXERCISE TO MAKE YOUR BRAIN BIGGER AND BETTER! WE GOT STUDIES THAT SHOW IT MAKES YOU SMARTER AND SHARPER! IF YOU GOT ADHD, THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU A GENIUS! COME ON AND BUILD SOME BLOCKS WHILE WORKING OUT YOUR BRAIN! #GETSWOLEWITHMINECRAFT

Reality’s Duality 1.21.4

1.21.4, atlantic, Be me, Blame, boat, chimpanzee, Duality, duality of reality, fishing company, Fishing Rod, friendship, Funeral, Grief, John, Loss, magic fish stick, monkanon, REALITYS, Storm, Tragedy, wisdom, Woods

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

>Yo, bro, you ever wanted to fish like a chimp but with a twist? Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate fishing experience! Summon infinite fish with a magic stick, just like that chimp did! Plus, you can homo erectus yourself into a seated position for extra fishing power.

>We have primordial knowledge on fishing techniques that will blow your mind. Become a fishing master and open up your own fishing company with your Minecraft buddies.

>But beware, there may be storms that will test your fishing skills to the limit. Can you save your fishing partner from falling overboard and hold on to the fishing dream?

>Join now and fish like a pro, just remember, give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Don’t miss out on this epic fishing adventure, bro!

Crazy Craft Land

Anon, coping strategies, Craft, crazy, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, Land, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positivity, reaching out, seeking help, self love, self-care, stay strong, Suicide prevention, You are not alone

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Potions Brewed:	176
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers throwing a party! Don’t kill yourself, join us for some epic adventures and build the most insane creations you can imagine! Come on, don’t be a noob, join us now and let’s have a blast together!

SisBlockGate: AITA?

adopted family, after school sports fees, aita, car repo, Cooking, family, financial struggles, food stamps, groceries, Job Struggles, kid sitter, micromanaging, positive thinking, remote tech job, sales job, SisBlockGate, sister-in-law, temporary living situation

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of my wife’s sister moving in with us.

Need a break from your own family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any unwanted houseguests.

Looking for a place to unleash your frustrations? Join us and take out your anger by battling mobs and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a creeper to blow up?

Don’t worry about paying rent or bills on our server – it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game. Plus, our virtual food is anything but bland, so you can fuel up for your next adventure without any complaints.

So come on over and join our server for a crazy good time. Just remember, we may not help with groceries or cook, but we sure know how to have a blast in the world of Minecraft!

HabitualMiner in Minecraft SMP

Addictive, ANNOYING, bad habit, Compulsive, destructive, detrimental, difficult to break, entrenched, frustrating, HabitualMiner, hard to quit, HARMFUL, Ingrained, ingrained behavior, Minecraft, Never Stop, PERSISTENT, repeating, smp, Stubborn, Unbreakable, Unhealthy, vice

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing ever. We have like, a million diamonds just laying around for you to take. And the mobs? They all drop enchanted diamond armor, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure. And get this, there’s a secret portal that takes you to a whole new dimension where you can ride unicorns and fight dragons. It’s like, totally mind-blowing.

Oh, and did I mention that all the players on the server are actually aliens from outer space? Yeah, it’s true. They have superpowers and can fly around and shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s wild.

So yeah, if you want to join the most bonkers, wacky, and totally off-the-wall Minecraft SMP server ever, then you need to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. What more could you ask for?

CreeperCarnage

Agony, Brutal, chilling, CreeperCarnage, death, fear, Gruesome, Haunting, Horror, Macabre, Morbid, mortality, Pain, Scary, Suffering, Terrifying, violent

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only way you can die is by falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, the possibilities for death are endless and absolutely ridiculous!

Join us and experience death by being tickled to death by a horde of baby zombies, or maybe you’ll meet your demise by getting smothered in a pile of fluffy bunnies. And let’s not forget the infamous death by falling anvils – it’s like a cartoon come to life!

But wait, there’s more! How about getting eaten alive by a pack of rabid chickens or suffocating in a room filled with nothing but llamas? The crazier the death, the better on our server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the most outrageous deaths imaginable!

LukoilCraft: Drone Strike Edition

#intelligence gathering, aerial attack, Claims, cyber warfare, drone, drone technology, eastern europe, Edition, Energy Sector, geopolitical tensions, Lukoil, LukoilCraft, military intelligence, Military operations, oil production, Oil Refinery, russia ukraine conflict, Russian, sabotage, security threat, strike, Ukrainian drones, War

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join because, like, we got this crazy story where Russian Lukoil oil refinery got attacked by Ukrainian drones, like, what even is that? it’s like a real-life action movie but in Minecraft form, ya know?

join our server and be part of the epic battle between drones and oil refineries, like, who even knew that was a thing? you gotta see it to believe it, man. plus, we got all the cool stuff you could ever want in a server, like, unlimited diamonds and enchanted weapons and stuff.

so, like, come join us and be part of the madness, bro. you won’t regret it, I promise. let’s make some crazy memories together in this insane Minecraft world.