Imagine paying $512 a month to live in a virtual world where your parents dictate your every move. No friends over, no leaving without permission, and a strict 9pm curfew – just like being 15 again, right? But wait, there’s more! You’ll also have to volunteer 6 hours a week to “find yourself and help people” because why not add some extra pressure to your already stressful virtual life?
But fear not, because unlike real life, you can escape this madness by simply logging off. No need to blow up at your virtual parents or worry about being thrown on the virtual streets. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the chaos of our Minecraft server where you can be ungrateful and unkind without any real-life consequences.
So come join us and experience the ultimate virtual parental control simulator! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special bonus – a magical white top that never gets dirty, no matter how many creeper explosions you survive! Say goodbye to laundry day and hello to endless fashion possibilities.
Don’t let real life drama bring you down, join our server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest house on the block. See you there!
We’ve had players fake their own deaths just to get out of work and hop on the server. One time, someone claimed they were abducted by aliens and needed to spend the day mining diamonds to pay off their intergalactic debt.
Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous excuses and outrageous adventures. Who needs a sick day when you can have a Minecraft day?
Welcome to KineticCraft! A server intended to entertain and bring constant content from a wide variety of game mechanics and modes. We hope you can give it a chance and immerse yourself further in this great adventure that you can begin.
mc.kineticcraft.xyz
| Server IP | smp.kidlesscraft.com |
|---|---|
| Server Website | www.kidlesscraft.com |
| Server Location | Central US |
| Game Play Type | SMP / Survival / Hard Difficulty |
| Version | 1.21 PaperMC w/ GeyserMC |
To join the server, you need to go through an easy whitelist process via Discord. Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/VGpFbr6 and follow the instructions in #whitelist-requests.
Yes, we use GeyserMC which allows Bedrock players to join the server.
We offer a SMP (Survival Multiplayer) experience with hard difficulty settings.
Yes, the core server rules include being respectful, ethical, and using common sense while playing on the server.
We’ve got tutorials that will blow your mind, just like when you finally understand the winning hand in Mahjong. And if you’re a Mahjong enthusiast, you’ll fit right in with our dedicated players who live and breathe the game.
But wait, there’s more! We host M-League matches that are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a baby zombie. And if you’re feeling creative, check out our /mjg/ booru where you can share your epic Minecraft builds inspired by Mahjong tiles.
Join us for our 4th GREAT ANNUAL /MJG/ QUESTIONNAIRE and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. And don’t miss our first /mjg/ Summer Camp, where you’ll learn survival skills that will make Minecraft mobs run in fear.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave.
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll become the richest player on the server. But be warned, the base is guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, terrorizing unsuspecting players. Some say it’s cursed, others say it’s just a glitch in the game. Either way, it’s definitely something you won’t see on any other server.
So come join us and see for yourself why our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they have a tendency to sneak up on you when you least expect it.